The sperm in my testicles wants to see if they'd bump your music.
 

Drop a link to your soundclick here and I'll pretend to listen to it and get my nuts to tell you what you already know. Then you can run amok with the slightest hint of ego stroking from my under-qualified jizzums!! Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddd GO!

www.soundclick.com/koolcolb

or

www.soundclick.com/werdspicca

both got different shit on them.

NOW GIT THOSE TESTICLES BUMPING! werd

I want to jiggle your balls but my music doesn't have enough bass.

wow.

Colby, your mic blows a titanic whale cock. It always has. Your style is the same on every single song and your quality blows across the board. Lyrics are good on most tracks and other tracks, my nuts had to wonder why you picked up a mic. Your flow gets lumpy at times and your delivery is boring on its best day. My nuts are definitely not entertained.

You should really keep shit like that to your self.

I was contemplating whether or not to post that but I figured it's all in the name of inside-joke comedy.

yeah, im werkin on tryna change my flow n shit on different songs.

n yeah, my mic iz a peice of fucking shit. i need a new mic, u know... "nudges u wif elbow" :cool: *wink* know wut im sayin? :cool:

lol, wich track dont u like tha lyrics on?

lumpy? like, lovely lady lumps?

im sarry Mr. and Mrs. Nuts, maaaybe if i could somehow git a new mic such az, ohhh i dunno, winning it or sumthing, maybe my shit would b alot better, u know, werd

^He didn't actaully listen to the track, he just went off your reputation to make up his mind. You know, RV style.

BTW this is a satirical thread...

its amazing how ya knock me off my feet.. mmm
everytime u come around me i git weak... ohh.. yeahh
nobody eva made me feel this way... ohh
ya kiss my lips n then ya take my breath away.. soo
i wanna know, i wanna know wut turns u oooon
id like 2 know, so i can b all that and mo

stfu n record me a love song u cabage head :mad: werd

ROFL, die plz.

r u trying 2 say that u have tha kiss of death?? werd

You win the prize! Just that I heard about 4 Colby tracks before and they all sound the same with different beats. LMAO @ me going off someone's "reputation". My ears don't give a flying fuck about someone's reputation, affiliation, board status, opinion, religion, or likelyhood to show me boobies on webcam. If you're ill, you're ill. If you're wack, you're wack. No one on RV can do a motherfuckin thing to me either here or in real life, so who gives a flying fuck if they don't like my opinion? Take it for what it's worth, or go fuck your self. End of story.

But yeah, my nuts were mildly amused by your response. :testicular yawn:

I'm too scared. You might be honest and shit. I'm looking for a confidense booster, NOT your oppinion. Spfff. When will you ever learn yo.

Please refer to the Songs forum then, where you will surely be cockslid if you're anything close to a "known" name (which you are). Just hit up a bunch of unknowledgable clowns in IM's to hit your post for feedback and you're good! Add some lemmings to the mix and tell me "all you gotta do..is look at the prior feedback and just re-say what they said!" and before you know it, you're an RV Audio Legend!!!

BTW, winning awards on this site runs the same way, but you gotta get some positive feeback first, so the fix looks legit.

Lmao so the fix looks legit. Shit is so true though. I got hella IM's saying vote them for the awards. And it puts me in a position like umm ok, are you kidding or something?

LMAO, so true. BTW, if you want to know what are the REAL tracks of a given month, look at the amount of views, and divide that by the number of posts to get views per posts. That's how you know what was really getting people listening, because they'll talk to someone else about it, and that person will listen and talk to someone else about it and so on. The same old pack of idiots slithering into the awards section and voting for their exact same e-buddy every time means nothing.

fo real tho, wich songs of mine didnt u like tha lyrics on?

i didnt do my BEST on those, they were just fo a lil mixtape i made 2 try n make sum cash just round here n shit, u know.

i try n always use multies, like atleast 3 sylables, werd

I didn't say they were bad. they jsut all sound the same. The flow is the same, the deliv is the same, etc. Don't feel singled out, because SHITLOADS of MCs on here do the exact same thing. they might be fantastic on one song, but ASS in anything more than 2 songs since they all fade together and sound the same lyrically. Damn, I'm yawning just thinking bout it.

haha. aight, next time i record sumthin ima try n switch up tha flow n shit. tha only thang im thinin iz like, if people lik eya flow on 1 song, then theyd have 2 like it on anutha... i think... but eventually itd just b tha same shit ova n ova again, hmmm, i see.

but if u got 8475 songs, its kinda hard 2 use a different flow n shit fo each 1 of them, u know, ud run out of new flows 2 think of. not that i got that many songs, prolly like 20, but u know wut im sayin? werd

If you gotta think about how you're gonna flow, then you're creating music the completely wrong way. You'll eventually get rediiculously bored of it and eventually stop completely. This is one of those things where I'm like "hmm...how do you teach someone to.." like "how do you teach someone to be creative?" or "how do you teach someone to feel the music, instead of hear it". You just gotta learn to take the science out of it and let the emotion of the beat it self write the track for you. The good news is that the tracks will literally start writing themselves at this point and the flow will be discovered as you write it. The bad news is not everyone can do this.

BTW, there's a huge difference between being "on beat" and having a "flow".

yeah, i write baisically all my shit without a beat, n then i git tha beat n match it 2 tha beat. so everythang pritty much starts off wif tha same flow, n then i change it 2 go wif tha beat, like add or take away sylables n shit. so i guess listenin 2 tha beat while i write it would b better, werd

yo apexx can you tell me what you think of the instrumentals in the soundclick in my sig

that untitled song iz fr-fr-fr-fresh. i luv that shit. i wanna d/l it mp3, but noOoOoOoooOooooOooOOOOOO, just cuz tha color of my skin iz a lil different, PFFT, :mad: werd

Im wack:)

But i got a mentality to improve until im average...then expand new stuff and get decent.

lmao @ this thread. Tell me what your jizz thinks of my songs yo.

www.soundclick.com/spulakareckless

~_~

www.soundclick.com/zoneout

My music kills sperm cells
Seein how its crack and all of that good shit

Guess I'm so bad people can't DR me.

NOW he realizes...

That's jus an opening to get jizzed on yo :nono: (not by me)

hahha yeah...nice parody thread :rolleyes:

www.soundclick.com/jroy

honest breakdown opinion on what you think i could do too make my self better since u are an elite head here

lol, you know me, Spul
I love that
not the gettin jizzed on shit either
homo! :cussing:

Nah, I know I'm bad, but I'm elevating with every track. :thumbup:

Please dont....

Why not?

because you shouldnt set yourself up for failure.
Some people got it, some people dont.
You can still be in the hip hop industry, but you should stick to gfx.
EVERYONE that wants to be a rapper cant be a rapper

And you've got nothing else going for ya, guess you're screwed.

you think Im jokin but Im bein serious
Why do you wanna rap?
for the fans and money right?
You dont fit the image to have ALOT of fans.
No fans - no money.
WTF do you rap about?
Nothing that no one wants to hear at all.
Dont respond and say "I rap for myself, I dont rap for fans"
If that was the case, you wouldnt ask for feedback.
Stick to gfx man, you can go far and meet alot of people just designin album covers
Hell, you might make more than the rapper.
But you, you just dont have it.
AT ALL

This is so homoerotic that the next Hippie Jam Fest will be held in your scrotum. I'll bring the cleavage.

I write to deliver a message. I don't care bout money, I don't care bout fans, as long as someone listens and my lyrics make them think, then I've accomplished my job. Will I ever become big? Probably not. Why? Because I don't rap about shooting people, hos, or anything like that. I promote a more Godly lifestyle, that's my choice. Could I rap about guns? Probably. Would I look stupid doing it? For sure. Honestly man, unless you switch up your flow and get some creativity, you aren't gonna go far. You are like every other thug rapper, no better no worse. You don't stand out, and that's gonna be your downfall.

Also, I don't want to be stuck behind a computer the rest of my life. I want to go out and actually do something in the sun.

And get skin cancer and bitten by a vampire? I don't think so.