Random Vin Diesel Facts.
 

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Just keep hitting refresh and it'll keep shooting you out a new one..
roflfl, its dope.

"Vin Diesel's poop is completely white."

"It's 10 O'clock. Vin Diesel knows where your children are."

"Vin Diesel once asked Cleopatra to go swimming in his pool with him. And by 'pool' he meant 'bath tub'. And by 'swimming' he meant 'sex'."


rOFLFLF, that sites so dope.

When Vin Diesel laughs he actually says LOL or LMAO.


rofl

Vin Diesel is half car.

Vin Diesel named his penis Buffy the Virgin Slayer.

The Chuck Norris ones are played.

The Mr.T ones get old..

And now a bunch of kids are going to probably make Vin Diesel aliases to be uncool..

Ahahahhaha. I told you, that sites dope.

Vin Diesel is gay.

Wow, so it does tell the truth.

The chuck norris facts were funnier.

i think only me and fux will get this!!!! LMFAO!!!
Vin Diesel is well versed in Sanskrit and can play the kazoo so well that any living thing within earshot of his symphonies automatically orgasms for 3 straight days.

Vin Diesel defeated the Red Baron by clapping his hands together.

After single handedly building the Great Wall of China in an afternoon, Vin Diesel spend the evening successfully impregnating all 3000 concubines in Emperor Qui Wang's harem, resulting in the little known Vin Dynasty of 206BC.

Vin Diesel's first college roommate was Zeus.

Rofl, dope stuff.

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

The dodo bird isn't extinct; Vin has all of them in his basement and uses them for sex toys.

Vin Diesel can do push ups with both arms tied behind his back.

Vin Diesel discovered Australia on his way to the bathroom.

ROFL at these...

Lmao. Vin Deisel is dope.

Vin Diesel buys children's breakfast cereal just for the free toy. He takes the cereal itself to the starving at the homeless shelter. He eats it in front of them whilst rubbing his stomach in a circular motion and commenting on the delightful taste.

Vin Diesel invented menstruation by punching Eve in the stomach.


Classic shit. Fuck yeah he's dope.

Ahahahha. dopeeee shit.

I actually saw Vin Diesel when I was in Hollywood. We were taking a tour thing through the studios there...and he walked right by the cart thing.

:\

Vin Diesel wrote a song about Patrick Swayze. The Bloodhound Gang bought it off him for 3 spatulas, the beard of zeus and the souls of 14 nuns. They then renamed it "I hope you die" and the rest is history.

While filming The Pacifier, Vin had to be fed small orphans and runaways in-between scenes to quench His hunger and keep Him from feasting on the faces of the children He was sent from above to pacify.

Vin Diesel believed himself to be cursed with the same fate as the infamous Oedipus. He then decided to kill his mother and rape his father, just to show fate what's what.

LMAO @ that.

Vin Diesel once got into screaming contest with a panda bear.

*DIES* @ the randomness

vin deisel likes cock.

Roflfl @ just to show fate whats what.

The leading cause of death of the people from Yemen is failing to bow on one's knees when in the presence of Vin Diesel. The leading cause of Yemenese cows is failing to be the most beautiful thing Vin Diesel has ever seen.

Vin Diesel actually started G-Unit. They overthrew him once they found out that he had been shot more than 50 cent.

^ROFLFL @ the last one.

^^imma shoot your ass more than 50

dats wahts up

*DEADEDEDEDEDEDED*

Wow, if im so annoying why the hell do you insist on being a dumbshit where im posting.

cuz im zig zag

i do as i please

Alright, moving on.

damn your boring

you dont even try to save your self respect

i smh

Aren't you dead or something?

Skedaddle.

No use in arguing. Lol.

nigga i died came back blew out my vocal chords and am brian dead

and still spit sicker than your lame ass can

why dont you write me your life story

Well I fucked your mom and left...

I'd tell you the rest but I don't wanna pay child support.

lmao bout god damn time

reign even hit that before you

doesnt matter its not like i fucking live at home and need some one to pay my child support cuz im not like a dad and a husband working an honest job or nothing lmao

suck this amazingly large dick

The amount of stupidity you show in each and every one of your posts in the only amazing thing here. =/

yeah

six minutes later after you couldnt come up with anything reasonable to sya

you revert to the classic, urrr your stupid

stfu

In the year 3 B.C., Vin Diesel came upon the first girl who did not want to have sex with him. Her name was Mary, and her game of hard-to-get was new to him. He thought it was sexy, so naturally he raped her. Mary couldn't fight it, but the next morning she made him promise to tell no one. When Vin found out that Mary was pregnant, he was forced to write the book we now know as the Bible to cover it all up.

Lmao.

ahahahahahahahahhahha

Actually I like, do stuff other than RV and realized it's worthless arguing with someone who is too stupid to understand anything but basic shit.

i understand alot dumbfuck

just because i act stupid dont mean im stupid

okay yeah it does but yea

and no you dont do anything aside from rv and myspace, dont lie, we all know

Vin Diesel spelled backwards is Vin Diesel. If you get Leseid Niv, you did it wrong.

Vin Diesel doesn't use sunblock; the sun wears Vinblock.

Vin Diesel is Latin for "Vin Diesel is God".

Dope.

ROFDHghfd hahahah.

The sites not loading for me =(

Oh word you got me i'm just gunna quit now because you got meeee.

no you got yourself

ohohoh, ownnnned.