Masterbation.
 

Shit is like drugs, I'm addictive.

i haven't done it for a week and its cool and all.


I'm trying to go a month without it, right now i've done a week.



so yeah.... whats the longest you have gone without it.

Twelve years until my first time. :thumbup:

^ same.

I've went longer than that. And yeah it makes you mad focused.

No, it just makes me mad horny.

fuck..ima jack off tonite......i tried to quit...they don't got no patch to stick on your arm or some gum to chew for this shit...

ummmm, yeah, goodluck wif that.
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now u have 2 start all ova again :cool: werd

Is that you? Rofl.

what the fuck at u fuck faces jackin off like its part of ur daily basis, in my personally opinion jacking off is gay, thats what they have hand jobs for, i get a hand job AT least once a day, i havent jacked of AT ALL THIS YEAR last time i jacked it is when i wuz grounded last year in like october, and couldnt see any girls, jackin it is for faggots who cant get a girl to do it,


faggots

why the fuck you posting pics of men?

Like fuck i hope Q isn't online, cuz that queer prolly jerk off to that pic.

wow...
what a real G.

so..... would this be like Lent????? hmmmmm

Rofl, from your mom.

OHOHOOHOH, OWNED.

Yeah...it looks like some kind of dildo is held in your hand man, like some kind of thing phasing out of existence...like, you're holding onto a ghost dildo, a dildo that cannot be seen except the occasional glimpse on a picture like how they spot ghosts 'n shit on cameras...

...

hand it over. I jerk off every day...I've read somewhere it makes you live longer. :slick: I think I can live with the sin, seeing as how I don't think they knew back in biblical times sperm comes out and dies in a few days anyway. I'll consider it a sin if I do it a few days before putting my peepee into a pupu.

yeah... holy shit, iz that a flag pole in yo pocket?? :) werd

lmao @ law. Wtf?

And kolb has 6 fingers.

Your the faggot, jacking off is a man thing.

but when i decided to become a bitch like you ill ask my mom for some hand just like you do :laugh:

Your online the most on the site, *looks at your posts*

where do you fit all this time in?

I like how Serbness went into Unreal's thread talking shit when he's the one making threads like 'do you ever think of death?' Fuck death. with your pupu.

ummm no.....not everyone has 24 hour access to a girl.......and even a girl that will give it up at that...and i'm talking 24 hour access...

Your the biggest faggot ever.

wow, only faggot looking ugly mexicans rock banada's.

Girls masturbate too.

By the way...uh...explain the difference between a girl giving you a handjob and you giving yourself a handjob. The feeling of poking her in the eye with your sperm-soaked rod or something? Give me all the juicy details. All the juicey-juice details...man I fucking love that fruit shit.

Can I get a whoowhoo?

That they do.

This chick told me once, "if a girl says she doesnt masterbate, shes a liar.. a girls got to get herself off somehow"

tha better 2 bitch slap tha shit out of serbness wif, werd

wait...

HAHAHAH @ THE LAW.

wtf you have a girl there, why dont you fuck her instead of her jacking you off?

hahahahahhaahaha.

wow your a loser. kill yourself.

...Thanks for imparting that shred of wisdom. I suppose girls do have 24/7 girl access. I'm going to get a body switch with a girl..

...hell yeah.

Serbness, I like to get ahead of time, so, shut the fuck up, leave the site, and all that good stuff.

I haven't masterbated since Monday morning. I dunno why but whenever I like a girl I don't really care about it until I watch too many rap videos and get hawny.

ur a wigger frum tha burbs. werd

Is your sig talking about me?

wtf is a Verbness

jacking off isnt a man thing its a fuckin nerd thing, and lmao @ me being on this site the most, son ive been on here since august of last year, and do about 10 posts a day dumbass, and thats not including beef threads and you dont have to have 24 hour access to a girl, everytime i see my girl, we do some freaky shyt, and lmao at a dude who talks about how long its been since he's jacked it callin pop a faggot

serbess and all the other fags who jack off=lame ass gay nerds

I'm thirteen...all I got to think about is like...candy...candy corn...syrup...Kool Col-b's phantom dildo...shit like that. Girls are icky, especially when they don't wear clothes. No one wants to see their pleasure parts. That is gross.

A verbness is an action made by serbness. It's pretty obvious.

No i'm not.

i dont dress like a thug, i dress normal. hip-hop clothes with some burbs shit.

you dress like a terioist.

i bet you prolly rock those gang signs too.

Yet you have penises in your sig. Rofl.

Yeah...all terrorists dress like Paul Bunyan and have eleven fingers and sound like Snoop Dog after inhaling helium.

Check da sig...lucke charms nik.

That's not a penis, that's a guitar. Pink guitar, covered with...daisies...and unicorns...and candy corn...and other kid stuff.

i fuck my g/f.

i dont make her give me hand.

why use her hand when i can use the pussy?

what are you some sort of hand fetish freak?>

My grandpa bottles his jizz in shampoo bottles and uses it in his hair. Yeah, he's bald.

yall quti bullshiting........

I rock bandanas and im not a faggot looking ugly mexican.
I'm a faggot lookin ugly negro. So you=owned I think.