Master Yo Momma Joke List
 

I Had One Going With A Few Cats In A Thread So Join In And Bring Your Jokes!

Yo Momma So Stupid, She took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she thought hot meals were stolen food.

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

yo mommas so fat she wore a kings jersey....ran a lap......and made purple rain

yo momma so stupid, when she read "do not sign under the dotted line" she wrote ok.

yo momma so fat she can win a race without movin, werd

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so poor people rob here for practice

yo momma so black, she got kilt by the KKK.







wait...that's not funny

this shit's mad funny, yo nos, pin this thread foo!

yo momma so old her tits release powdered milk

You mommas so fat she has to grease here hands to get in here pockets

lmao.


Your so black, wesley snipes asked you for the adress to your tanning salon :thumbup:

yo momma so fat that wen she steps on tha scale it sez "1 at a time please" werd

your momma's so ugly........she got lost in the woods.....and the animals took her in as one of there own

Yo mammas so fat when she turns around people give her a "welcome back" party.

yo momma such a wetback, i went to pop a cherry and accidently popped a bean

Yo Momma so ugly, when she stood in front of the funny mirror, it made her look like Halle Berry.

Yo mamma is so fat she eats "wheat thicks"

lol


Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

to momma's so fat.........she tried on a "sean john" shirt..........and it said



SEAN JOHN

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

ehhh

Yo momma hair so short, when she got extensions, it looked like stitches.








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Yo mammas so fat her belly buttons got an echo

yo momma must be with chingy cause at the salon, she's known as the trakk star

But, what if she was comin from the other direction? Wouldn't it say, "Disney World, right?"



:huh:

lol, i guess so........

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

Yo mommas so stupid she went to a Clippers game and thought she was gunna get a free haircut.

yo momma so stupid i aksed her "wut color iz blue?" n she though fo a while n then just gave up, werd

<-------my thousandth post......WERD!


yo mommas head so small........she wear's bottle caps when it rains

Yo momma so bald head, she put on a turtle neck and looked like a busted condom!

lmao at that bottle cap one.....

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AHAHAHA, that was dope

Yo momma so fat, she put on some BVDs and it spelt Boulevard!

yo momma sweats so much, i ramp her tits on a sea-doo, werd

lmao! @ q's joke........


yo mommas so dumb she took the aptitude test.........and got a -3

yo momma so old, jesus won't forgive her sins..............since she never paid him back 3 bucks!

Yo mommas so fat that when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

yo mommas so stupid, she took the pepsi test and failed

alil spin off of the other pepsi test one

yo moma so fat, when she said i'll get the 6 packs at the party....
....everyone laughed and said "bitch you got them hangin off your stomach"