Who wanna see me at yo momma jokes?
 

step up and get ate up!









harr harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :laugh:

ur moms so fat she uses c-470 as a slip and slide

^^awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...here we go now


lol

Yo momma so black, when she was in a night fight, every punch her opponent landed was put in the "thrown" stat.

your momma gave birth to a homo :thumbup:

^^YO momma so stupid, she thought birth control was having a LOT of kids, but real slooooow.

Again, nothing will beat a your momma joke that is true.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Biggie Small was a dick that went limp.

your momma gave birth to a homo

^^Dats why you momma got a fat back.

lol

Yo momma so fat, she could step on a dinosaur and produce oil.

yo mamas such a net geek she say LOL irl

u mama so dumb she went to a chinese resturant and orderd wu tang

yo mama yo dumb she tried to cash a 50 cent CD

^^ all origonals...their copywrittin to yo..don't b bitin !

^^WTF...all mine are original too bitch!

Yo momma so skinny, Jenny Craig told the bitch to gain 50 lbs before she could be the AFTER shot.

yo momma so happy, she gave birth to a homo

just to improve on my boys joke

haaaa


Yo momma breath so stank, her toothbrush joined the union to protest unsanitary working conditions.

yo momma so fat she tripped.....i didnt wanna laugh, but the concrete was crackin up!

^^^boooooooo @ u stealin that from that dude on Yo momma!




Yo momma head so big, she has to button up her turtle necks!

i dont know. people watch that show to laugh. so I guess no :( ............................................

YO momma so dumb, she thought A.D.D. was the lastest in home security.








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yo momma's so ugly shes latinkitten

That's wrong man. What did I ever do to you?
WHYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

lmfao, rofl ahahahahahaha

^^^daymn man that was cold lol

Ya Mom Got 1 Leg And 1 Eye They Call Her I-Hop

Yo momma admins over at RB. Bitch got 23,000 posts in a week, talkin' bout some "click click you got mail!". :slick:

LOL @ ^^^^^^^^^

BOooooooooooooooo


Yo momma so old, she planted tulips in the garden of eden.










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Yo momma got you started on internet rap sites.

Yo momma so dumb, the bitch thought Tupac was a buy one get one free offer on cigarettes.

I seen yo moms play soccer barefoot with a medicine ball.

^^Why yo moms got new shoes but no feet?


yo

Yo momma so fat, even her asthma got asthma.

Shit, fall back with your Skeletor-lookin' moms. [/showdown]

^^Bro, yo moms so cheap, she recycles dirt.


WTF

Yo momma house so dirty, PLEDGE broke its promise.





lol

Sorry I haven't posted a response in a while, but your mom wouldn't let me get off the god damn phone with her.

^Yo momma so stupid, the bitch burned to death on a life raft.









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Yeah, 'cuz yo momma's breath so fuckin' hot it caught the shit on fire.

^OOO...I see you stopped wackin off long enough to reply


but umm...

Yo momma breath so stale, when she brushed with FRESH, it changed to FUCK!

Yo momma so loose, you just fell out at birth.

Yo momma butt so tight, when she shits, the turds come out with her name pressed on em.

Yo momma head so big, she fucked up my fitted cap.

That's not even a joke, she's bogus for that shit.

YO momma hair so nappy, her relaxers have to be mixed with botox to work.

Shit, yo moms gotta wear a hairnet in her panties.