Prime Way To Get Dumped...
 

So Saturday night my best friend and his girlfriend spend the day hangin' out... What his girlfriend didn't know was that he had his buddy chillin upstairs in his attic bedroom for a couple hours. I'll explain why in a moment..

Anyways, after a while they start gettin' hot n' heavy and head upstairs to his room, making out on the bed and shit. Upon hearing them come up the stairs, his buddy does what was planned - flicks on the video camera and hides in the closet.

After about 10 minutes of making out they start fucking. Hard. So hard that he flipped her over and was banging her in the ass so hard that her head was smoking the wall... Now logically, a female tires of having her face getting slammed against drywall with a cock in her ass, so she says "one sec.. i want you to fuck me with my head out the window" (cause his attic room window is right beside his bed)... So he's just like ok whatever, and she sticks her head out the window and they restart.

Here's the funny part. My buddy had been thinking about dumping her for a while now because she's a pretty big whore. So while she had her head out the window, he came up with a brilliant idea. The phone rings... so he says "be right back, im gonna go get that" and runs downstairs. But...

Before he leaves.... He gestures for his friend to sneak out of the closet and fuck her.. So.. After about 30 seconds of his dissapearance, his buddy comes out and starts banging his girlfriend in the ass while shes all moaning her boyfriends name and shit... Now this is where the greatest break-up ever performed occurs...

My buddy, buck naked, walks out his front door, around the side of his house, stands in the middle of the lawn.... and waves at his girlfriend in the window.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL omg, ill

bwahaha, so theres a video of it?? werd

ROFLMAO....OMG...are you serious...... :laugh2:

that is some funny shit.

Word. His girlfriend had no idea that it was his friend fucking her in the ass, and also had no idea it was being filmed, she just flipped out, threw shit at his buddy, got dressed and left. Hasn't even been to school this week..

it took me about 5 reads... but i finally got it lmao

He lives on a farm too, so there weren't any other houses around... she had like a 45 minute walk back into town.

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that is funny as hell...females is loose these days...lmao :laugh:

Yeah she has to be pretty loose after gettin fucked. Hard. by two different dudes in such a small time gap. Are you loose? :(

In fact, we haven't seen, or even heard anything about or from her... Which poses the question - did she even make it home? :huh:

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HELL TO DA NAH BOO lol.....

lmao that is sooooo bogus, she probably died. You're gonna be owned.

HAAHHA... naww..... it woulda been on the news and shit.

Ahahahahhahaa oh the ownage. That is perfect.

Lmfao. That is owned with a capital fucking P.

hahah,........... u seen the video???????

That is some funny shit.......................

holy shit. thats some shit right there...but...uh....weres the tape.lol

currently in his closet. it was fuckin hilarious, cause you see her smoking her face off the wall, then she has her head out the window, then he leaves for abit and the other guy walks out with no pants on and starts givin it to her... then after maybe like 10-15 seconds she turns around and flips out and throws a clock radio at him, grabs her clothes and leaves... then his buddy just looks out the window and does a thumbs up kinda thing bahaha

Wow......I dont think i can put my penis in a hole that has had another penis in it so shortly before mine. But then again....I do turn bitches into railroads.....

that is prolly the most fucking glorious thing ive ever heard...

oh those canadians

LMAO wow man...pure evil....

o that is funny lmfao can i get a copy of the tape

lmao. ruthless...

ehh...the stories teenagers come up with to impress their friends............................doubt this went down the way ur buddy told u son

It's on tape there cheif. And no, I'm not selling it because I'm pretty sure it would be illegal. You know all about doing illegal things, don't you, LK?

ok let me get down to business in proving u're full of shit
..these are u n ur friends.....(u ,the ugliest nerdiest one,in the middle rofl)
...who exactly are u trying to fool into believing that any of these 3 losers have EVER gotten any...................come the fuck on rofl

Damn LK what's the deal with you? You don't like ppl or some shit?

thats pretty hilarious. who cares if its true or not LK.

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baby dont mind her....she just hasn't been fed 2day.....*down boy down* :shoot:

Post the video cunt...........

No excuses......

...u know as well as i do that there is no video rofl....just look at him n his boys......

LK u rely on pics on this site dont u. thats all ur ever talking about and use as an argument. u dont know what i look like though.. WORD

well,i like to see who i'm talkin to....other then just blindly typin to an internet ID.....in this case,u've seen the dude so u know he full of shit

no i dont know what u look like but i picture u to be a skinny white dude...goofy nerdy lookin.....i think u had a funny first name,a girly type,doubt u wanna share do ya? lol i think spul told me back in the day but i cant remember,might come to me later though holla

You look like an illegal immigrant....

word. yeah im mexican, my name is jose. im skinny, nerdy, tons of pimples, and have no friends.

your a 20+ year old lady on a website with pre-teens talking shit. ha

u arent mexican n ur name aint jose..u have like a HILARIOUS first name i remember ppl clownin u about it.....

fess up son

ive never been clowned on for my name? and ur right im not mexican, nor am i nerdy and pimple infested. i am skinny though. im italian, WORD