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Riddle me this, Riddle me that
I was bored as hell this morning...so i made this
I will post a riddle and ya'll gotta guess it...and if you kno any then post some up here...... ight is everybody ready lol.... I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I? |
a snake????????
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Its gotta be a snake..or a penis...lmao...but if its the second one..you would have to be jewish...peel layers..
DO THE MATH..damn i need sleep.. |
^^^lol say what?
*hands kid sense a handful of sleeping pills* |
lol
*Takes them...yet isnt helped..* man i been awake since 8 P.M. TWO DAYS AGO...minus an hour nap...lol... |
i think it goes..Wednesday I woke up at 8 P.M...and the rest is history..
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it cant be a snake cos they aint made with eggs... it's gatta be somthing eatable...maybe pastry... *this thread isn't gonna last long..2days tops i give it* |
arent some snakes Hatched?
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i swear snakes come out of eggs and pastry don't have a backbone genius |
lol but snakes dont either do they? they don't have a vertabrae
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yeah whateva...
i'm liking ur sig...@ Mr Slap |
lol ^ agrees....
And Well Sherlock Smack A Bitch..What Is It..i want to know..lol |
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actually they do |
they do?!?!? W ell fuck my science teacher is dumb or a liar *gets out can of gas and lighter* no body fucks with my education.. :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:
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*points to pic in my sig* do it |
lmao man i just realized..under you name...it says twice..that makes it all the more better..lol
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anyway....it is a damn snake...damn....and for the record....snakes come from eggs....they hatch from an egg.....NEXT
A butcher is 5'10....tall slim frame....and is a very healthy eater.....what does he weigh???? :shoot: :shoot: |
he weighs meat, cos he's a butcher :)
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awww...good good lol...i'm bored as hell right now...anyway........ I have been around for hundreds of years, I can have a varying number of hands, There are many versions of me, I do the same thing day after day, People would miss me if I were gone, What am I? |
Clock............................................. ...
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^ agreed
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A Group Of Masterbators
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Chuck Norris...
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This is this cat
This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is thirty cat This is minutes cat........... Figure that one out............... :huh: |
This Is How To Keep A Dumbass Busy For Thirty Minutes
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^ agreed..............
Still dont know it.. |
If A Group Of People in a plane crashes in a border....where would the body's be buried? |
You Don't Bury Survivers. You Never Said That They Died :thumbup:
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^ lol yup..its really suppused to be..
If A Plane Crashes In The Ocean, Where Do You Bury The Survivors? |
Two Guys are in a car with shots in there head..
They did not kill each other, they did not kill themselves, there is no bullet hole inside the care, windows are up, doors are locked, there is only two people in the car, noone got out, Bullet Proof Glass...But they were shot in the head... Two possible answers.. |
That Shit Sound Hard..... Ugh I Think It Was A Convertible
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Or maybe some one shot them in the head and put them there......
i got one..... You draw a deep breath. It is your first day on the new job. You had been worried sick for weeks before your new boss called you to say that you'd made it. Only one other person applied for the job, and she is not happy that she did not get it. It seems Fortune smiled on you, but not on her. What was the name of the person who interviewed you? |
damn g..lol thats one answer..the other is that the doors were open..
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answer to unfulfilled's is fortun
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good...damn mine must be easy as hell....lets see.... Invitations are mailed to his whole class of 30 students for a boy's birthday party April 31st. No one comes to his party. Why? |
There Isn't A Address?
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Now if a b*tch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?) Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?) !!!!!!!!!!!! |
Now if you take a glass of water then add two cubes of ice
you should see the cup's water level slightly rise, right? You need to watch what I'ma show you (Watch this) You need to look closely at what I'ma show you (Listen to this right here) If you remove every living animal out of the sea then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease? This means the planet wasn't ................?????????????? |
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Rofl!!!!!!!!!!! |
^^c'mon now..I know we got some bis fans here that can answer that shit !!!
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