So here's how I defused a fight against 8 guys without losing face
 

So today I was walking through the town centre with this bandana on. And I was aware of how ridicolous it looked (I'm wearing it now) but I couldn't give a flying fuck. It didn't cost me anything cause some skater guy gave it me. Anyone some faggot with his 20 year old mate starting saying shit like "are you a fucking ninja knobhead?" I said fuck you and walked on my merry way.

Anyway the guy came over with the 20 year old and they were like "the fuck you saying shit for then?" I said nothing, instead I looked the bloke up and down like he was a piece of whale shit and lined him up. His 20 year old mate said "why don't you fight 1 on 1 then?" I looked at the guy calmly and said "yeah I'll fucking give you a square go in a place of your choice." He started shaking his head, saying he couldn't and started talking shite about how he was on probation or something. Yeah right, he was as wary of me as I was of him and his mate put together.

So both of them left and soon returned with 6 other guys making their posse a merry troop of 8 strong. Considering they were all 16, 17, 18+ and I'm just 15 this was pretty fucking intimidating. I hid my fear well except my hands were shaking, the one guy noticed and said I was "quaking" but we both knew it was just pre match adrenaline.

So the one lad says to me "you're a pussy mate." I stood there and with a sneer replied "I offered your mate a square go, he won't have any of it and instead runs crying over to you lot and brings 8 of you over. How the fuck does this make ME a pussy? Do you see me running? No, so I repeat, how the fuck am I a pussy?"

This, coupled with a cold stare seemed to do the trick. There were some of them who I could tell were geniounly hard. This one guy who was 6 ft + and built like Charles Atlas had hard written all over him. He kept saying I've still got my dignity, which was a nice bit of honesty. If truth be told I liked the guy, but he was the only one.

I squared up to the original offender and said again, "if you want a square go, without your mates jumping in, then follow me round the corner. If not, walk away." I think the fact I'm 6 foot 2 and pretty built seemed to register, as his ego collapsed and he muttered something about not wanting to look like an idiot in front of his mates if he gets beat up. The thing he said that made me chuckle was "You'd probably give me a few cuts and I don't want no marks on this face ya know?" His other friend who thought himself the leader of their little group started demanding I say sorry for apparantly calling him a pussy, I did no such thing and refused point blank. "I'm not saying sorry," I said coldly, "we're either fighting or he walks away. There will be no sorrys from me. I'm leaving now, if you want a square go then follow me round the corner to where there are no cameras, if not walk on."

And with that, the faggot had been backed down by a single 15 year old boy, in front of all his mates. And not only that but 8 of them got psyched out of fighting. They would have realised they'd have kicked my ass if they all joined in but the fact I held my ground told them I wasn't the average pussy you so often meet and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna back down. And again, the tall fucker who looked hard as nails said "well he still has his dignity and just earned some more."

So like, I have this acne cream, and see, it has potassium hydroxide in it...which is kinda like lye...which people use to burn off their fingerprints.

Fuck outa here nigga.

what? u in australia or something. i did not understand anything in these paragraphs

^ lol...some of it confused me too

"yeah I'll you a square fucking go in a place of your choice."

holy FFFUUCCKKK your grammar BLOWS!!

It's fight talk boys, if you want to speak like an eloquent mild mannered man in a pitt of animals you're going to get eaten alive. Usually expletives and shortened, unintelligent sentences tend to get to the point quicker than 'good grammar.'

Actually I don't know what the fuck I was playing at really, I was walking a really fine line. I could have gotten my head kicked in but my ego stopped me from saying sorry and walking away. If I didn't respond with the aggresive fuck you when I saw them nothing would have happened. I read this book called Watch My Book and I understand more about the concepts of street fighting. I also understand if I let them back me down then I'd have shrunk smaller and smaller until they could lift their boots up and stamp on me. But looking back on it... what the fuck? If I hit the guy like I was so close to doing I'd have gotten battered by all 8 of them.

lol props man

i've tried doing that before but the people i deal with are completely irrational and don't think at all so i always end up fighting

You didnt really 'defuse' a fight, you were trying to fight therefore you were attempting to cause a fight rather than defuse it... And to me it sound phony... story sounds rehearsed

Why would you rehearse a fight to post on the net? ^ that makes no sense..

if you would learn to read you would see i said the "story" sounds rehearsed not what actually happened or imo didnt happen.

Look at the story... can u remember one time in your life where you remembered the dialogue to a whole incident, which in this case had to last around 10 minutes to an hour. Seeing as the guy left to go get more friends :thumbup:

there wasn't even that much dialogue.. just "i don't wanna fight blah blah"

that's easy to remember

^your the big gumby white guy right? please tell me you copy'd and pasted this bullshit story?!

dropping the N bomb, wearing a bandana?!

man, your a soccer playing geek, get back to reality.
or
die
:love:

who cares if he said the "n" word..lol...

well.. he's white dude

same shit happened to me before... but it was only four dudes... and stayed arragant and didn't appoligize either cuz i was willin to take a beating for it and i knew i could get my crew together soon after and have all them dudes cracked... think i was 15 at the time too and kids was like same age as in our story... weird.

Should of just took em all on..

THAT would of been a story......

ye no-1 woulda thought less of ya if you made a thread saying

"So...I Got My Head Kicked In By 8 Dudes Today"

^ like Nos said...THAT woulda been a better story...and ye from what i read...you weren't defusing nothing...jus looked like you put up a front...*shrugs*

And bruv...sayin N***a and being 6ft + & white is NOT cool...

Its nothing big really.... you get any group of people and if you square up to the "ringleader" then they will think twice. Especially if you are on your own. They will most likely think you are crazy or something.

Shit happened to me in school once before, there was this dude Neil who used to think he was raw and the hardest guy in school. He had a merry band of about 20 with him and they used to bully certain people during break. When they picked me as their target I just turned to them, threw my bag down and told them all "lets go!"

The main guy asked me if I was crazy, I told him I ain't about to back down like some pussy and he walked off. Truth be told, it doesn't matter how many there are.... if you can challenge the "ringleader" and make him back up, the rest will.

lmao @ merry band

you really picked up the English slang HARD during your stay didn't ya? :thumbup:

Yeah I edited the n word out of my post.

But I promise you it's not a phony story, and I have a razor sharp memory. Like I can remember some dreams I've had years ago clearly, so remembering a few lines isn't really hard. And I'd rather have backed them down than gotten my head kicked in so I could gain 'e respect.'

But I feel Dude on this, it explains in Watch My Back by Geoff Thompson about challening the ringleader. That's what I did, I didn't fuck around with his friends, I issued a direct callenge to the ringleader and he backed down, knowing I'd probably obliterate him if I was man enough to challenge his whole crew. He was probably thinking "hold on a sec, this guy must be a fucking animal. I'm getting the hell out of here!"

phony story, like i said before. I'd slap you if i saw you with a bandana on.


And wtf is wrong with you UK freaks.

Square? wtf are you dancing or fighting.

DUDE WTF!

where the fuck are you guys living?

seriously, ANYONE here , if a large group of ppl came up to you starting shit, and you talked back. you'd get fucking raped.

Serbness, it is called 'street slang' you tool. Different countries have different slang terms for certain shit.


Like, if you came up to me and chatted shit...

I'd be like...

"Bitch, you wanna rare up to me then lets go, you can get the clump motherfucker!"

Serbness no matter where you live, if someone backs don the leader then they back down the whole crew. I'd LOVE to live in your area, just to kick the fuck out of you in front of your 'friends.' You come across as the type of faggot who gets beat down daily.

I mean, what was that thread you posted not long ago about being in the top 3 known most members on Rapmusic? Along with the fact you have a record 3 inch erection, is that your only other achievement? Seriously, you're a class A nerd faggot and always will be. Get the fuck out of here son.

LMAO!! @ 3 inch erection. That is fucking weak kid.

It's true though, he went on webcam to my friend and got his Johnson out and she said it was about 3 inches when erect.

OWNED!!!


He must be wanna those weak kids who walk around with a sausage in their pants.

The one and only time he had a chance to have sex his girl pulled his trousers down and a Pepsi bottle fell out.

LMFAO!! Dude needs to fucking think about surgery.

Man, I'd rather be a bitch than walk around with a 3 inch penis... and if that is on erection, I hate to think what the fuck he's packing when he ain't aroused.

LMAO!!!

Serb thought he had his first pube, until he pissed out of it.

ROFLMAO!!!

I think Serb should leave RV forever now that his secret is out.

Serb should just leave RV because his gayness is overwhelming, and nobody likes him. But yeah, the fact he has a mini-dick is also a good reason for him to leave.

if that was south london they would have pulled out weapons already for real...you can only get away with certain shit in certain areas

BBWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH

unreal.




LMAO, priceless.

do what ya do for the bees and honey..........

the word "Rich" preceeding areas springs to mind...

he sees 1 Film based in London and ALREADY he's picked up the slang...

thats all well and good...but how do you lose a guy in 10 days?

Well, I watched the 2005 rendition of Oliver Twist and now I'm going around calling everybody 'suh' and asking for more slops.