whats the worst thing that ever happen to you WHILE FUCKING A BITCH....
 

shit.... just the other night i was fucking my girl...
and i already been fucking for like 20 min on-top an stomach started getting a bit tight and less hard bangg'in so i switch and started to hit it fromt he back with that fatty she has and next thing you know like 10 min later while im starting to get into it and sweat coming down like rain storm.... i had to fart and i tryed to hold it in... next thing u know my dick started getting soft from concitrating on not farting.. next thing u know i let that bitch lose and the mother fucker stink like crazy.... had her laughing and wanting to get back to it...
well like 2 min later we got back into it... only for like 10 min later i had to take a piss while im on top again this time im trying to FUCK QUICK AND HARD to get my nut off.... DANM I COULDNT TELL IF I WAS CUMING OR ABOUT TO TAKE A PISS... SO I PULLED OUT AND RAN TO THE BATHROOM.... took like a 5 min piss and it was ova my dick couldnt get hard again... i never got my nut off... and shorty was piss cuz she hate when i dont get mines off cuz she was good already... but i keep going trying to really smash her out and i couldnt get my shit off mad dumbness started happening.....

SHIT WAS THE WORST...

only thing good thou was like 10 min later she started to suck my dick for like 40 min till i nuted and she swallo..... HOLLA... :thumbup:



whats the worst thing that happen to you??

I didn't fuck for 3 days so i cheated on my girlfriend

lol.... stupid lol....

thast the worst thing u did to your girlfriend...

whats the worst thing that ever happen while fucking.... is the question...

Sinners //o_O\\

i don't have bad sex and i will repent

Uh while I was fucking a bitch?

Well the girl's dad walked in the house through the back door, and we were in a room that was like .. 5 feet from the back door.

I got dressed fast as shit and she just got a shirt and panties, she walked outta the room and said "Hey daddy why did you come through the back" and he didn't say a word but he walked into the room and I was behind this huge fucking door, that mother fucker pushed the shit and slammed me in the face and I wanted to jump out and beat his ass but I didn't, I didn't even make a sound, just took the pain and hope he didn't hear my head slam against the door and make a noise, He didn't. So he started talking shit to the girl and I heard her scream and she told me later he grabbed her arm hard like he was gonna hit her and she ran. Then she came back down later, I waited for her and we finished fucking, then I walked home..

But yeah, wtf @ getting hit with the door. Bitch ass situations like that need to not happen according to the DAUGHTER..

Rofl, i was just playin, we all fall short so its all good, do you, i just try to stay in line with the lord, call it what you want but i know where im going when im gone, ya kno

i goto church on Christmas and easter sometimes

^^^ LMFAO HAHAHA.....

whats so sad is that i had similure situation like that....

fucking one of my mans sister whichs he was like 20 and i was only like 16 still geting mines in... but she aint go to college i aint go to school we was at her crib and her brother school is right across the street so he came home early he aint go to one of hes class and i just I MEAN I JUST GOT DONE PUTTING IT IN and began like 5 pumps later ALL YOU HEAR IS SOMEONE OPENIG THE DOOR AND IT SLAM... she toss me off dummy quick told me to go in the closet * THATS BEFORE R.KELLY MADE THAT SONG LOL* and i was in there for like 20 min and he foun my book bag in the living rooma nd he was bugg'in screaming who in there wanting to get in.... shorty older now so she shut him down talking about what room u think u going into remember who older dont make me tell mommy u aint go to school todaya nd he was piss cuz he knew better... lol lol... i was still in the closet woth my jeans half on and my shirt off and i was like fuck it why hind it... but i aint want to start no extra drama then what it was so i left it alone got out to hear them talk for like 10 more min and he toss my book bag and was like yo whoever in there when i catch u im gonna fuck u up LOL LOL LOL..... only for that nigga to tell me what happen to him early int he day LOL LO LOL.... i was like dan thats fucked up lol.....

so yea... after he left u already know..... but that was crazy....

^- I dont even go, does that make me unworthy? I honor in other ways

i go to church every sunday wanna know why....
cuz my girl is in the church singing thing... lol im to fucked up right now to think of the name... the band thing... lol... and her grandmother own's the church and is the pastor and also do consulting....

so yea i do go to church to wash up all my bad sin's...

BESIDES THAT... ITS NOT A SIN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFY...

Neither is it a sin to have sex with your children, according to some religion.

<_<

thats dedication

get the fuck outta here i never herd of that one...

she sucked ur dick for 40 minutes straight... thats insanely unbelievable.

i watch montel and get head sometimes thats a good half an hour right there . shit works out

yo thats my dead word she did...

fam u def dont know my wife fam..

she done suck my dick from allentown to stroudsburg all the way to penn estate to my crib drive-way and i parked and she still was going at it fam the drive alone is about 45 min another 10 off the exit to penn estate and another 5 to my crib then she keep on for another 10 min or so...

son i nutted twice that day and she prove me wrong cuz i always told her i never cum twice off some girl giving me straight head after that 1st num im done but nah nigga she kept going hard body none stop thats word to my seed and my un-born.. TRUE STORY...

word...

if im watching t.v or driving like i was... just the fact that im doing something else insted of being focus on her head going up and downa nd the nosy she make slurrpin and stuff... if i focus on the T.V or my surrounding while im driving fam beliebe that i'll never nut... if not then i will nut atless 40 or longer believe me it work you should try it...

you ever got head while driving at night??

i have many times...
and i never nuted before i made it to where i was going... park.. crib.. movies no matter where i was going i never nutted till i got there and 10 to 15 min pass... cuz after that im more focus on her....

shit i got head in the movie parking lot for 30 min till the movie started and i never went in cuz i wanted her to finish so i never said noting about the time and by the time she was done the movie already started like 30 min already lol lol word....

you know a man is telling the truth on rv when he writes two 1 page entries in under 10 minutes no lies

lol word...

but its all true story....

i dont need to front when it comes to that plez...
if it took me 5 min to nut i would say it...
if i could never cum off head i would say it but either is my case...
im just saying when it comes down to head.. if im driving or watching T.V... she gonna be down there for a while... shit works just as good as viagra,, but i never had that either.... never thought it was worth spending money on making u'r nut last longer ...shit... im trying to get my nut off as quick as i can then im out... but since i have a wife it aint the same no more...

I get head for 5 hours straight, what's the big deal?

The big deal is the only time you post is when you brag about some radical hardly believable shit and come off joke worthy all the time then expect people to believe you and will probably remark back in some hostile stupid as fuck manner to anyone that doesn't.

But then you might not, because you don't wanna seem like you wanna defend the 5-1 record, join date and of course nearly 8,000 posts under your belt on this site.
With your stupid as fuck avatar you've had forever where people were calling it outdated over a year ago - You can't even change your ancient signature made by the seems to be dead daubs and stupid ass myspace link.

But of course, you don't have to respond to any of this.

I'll just take your every hour of the week custom title as a response to anything i dish out about your petty function on this free once a week site which you don't contribute shit to except flat speeches and small sentences to add to your long standing RECORD of bullshit you've posted on this site over the last not even 2 fucking years.

Someone link me to the almighty RV freepost thread and SHOW me this guy's bitch ass wasn't in it.

Lmfaooooooooooooooo

Lol, I did a lot for this site back when people actually cared about it. Ya, I come on this site and post something stupid every once in a while. I don't actually expect people to take me serious like you. I could care less really. Smoke a joint with me?

But 2v, who the fuck are you anyways?

hello jack how have you been?

worst thing that happen was like 3 years back when i broke my dick lol

That just makes you unable to ever be a man, darkmanner.

G/L with Life.

dumb ass i didnt say my shit snapped off and i couldn't find it lol...

plus i could fuck YOUR girl better than you ever could...i will put money on it....so yeh g/l in life

I don't fuck my girls.

I tell them to work for it.

lmao .

a broken dick is possible....

you never long dick a shorty before???
not no quick short rapid stroks...
i mean LONG DICKING like u smash it all the way in hard body then pull back till ya shit just comes out the pussy and then ram it right back in???
shit i have...
and my shit wasnt broken but since i wan dummy Hard and into it..
one time i pull back to far out and when i went to smash it back in I miss the whole and hit that space between her pussy and asshole and I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING AND CRYING FAM NO LIE... THAT WAS THE WORST FEELING EVER AND WHAT MAD EIT WORST... IS THAT U EVEN HEAR IT SNAP LIKE YOU CRACK'IN U'R KNUCKLES... WORD ON EVERYTHING I LOVE...
I WAS OUT FOR THE COUNT AN JUST BEING HARD STILL WAS HURTING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER....

so yea i kind of understand what he mean by a broken dick...
it took me like 4 days before i fucked again after that...

Fucking ouch man

OMFG I think I just piss'd myself.

OH MY GOD OUCH

holy shit owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Pretty good homecake

How bout you?

Lol the penis is like a muscle not a bone, basically it wouldn't break, but you'd tear the muscle.... which sounds even worse to me :shocked:

Headgames that was you before right?

for real shit hurt like a motherfucker lool

No it isn't, she just gives bad head.