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JTR 12-14-07 11:50 PM

If you close shut the tip before you cum...
 
Aye, im thinking bout this... when you fucking ur bitch and pull out when you bout to come and start stroking to bust on her face...

Say you hold the hole shut with one hand and keep jerking the shaft with the other til you orgasm what would happen?

Would it build up and then explode all over her face in a single shot when you finally let go?

Cuz if so... then next time I see my girl she getting the cum explosion of doom lol

Cola 12-15-07 12:26 AM

.......the only way to even try to see if that would work is by blocking your "hole" off, by putting your hand in front of it..it woudl jsut spray into your hand, you'd actually have to shove something down your pee hole.....enjoy that one

J. Luth 12-15-07 12:28 AM

^basically what he said. you nasty mu fuckaaaaaaaaaa

JTR 12-15-07 12:31 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphillyate
.......the only way to even try to see if that would work is by blocking your "hole" off, by putting your hand in front of it..it woudl jsut spray into your hand, you'd actually have to shove something down your pee hole.....enjoy that one


Are you a fucking idiot? Here's what you do genius, take one finger, take ur other finger and squeeze down on both sides of ur head to keep the hole shut. Need my to draw a picture for you on paint, dumbass?

You seriously couldn't understand how to close ur hole? You dont even have to do it hard, just squeeze lightly on the tip. No but seriously man, are you really that dumb? Because this isn't something hard to figure out...

Terumoto 12-15-07 01:01 AM

You could just test it out when you're jacking off.

JTR 12-15-07 02:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Terumoto
You could just test it out when you're jacking off.


I was planning on it but checking if anyone on here already thought of it and knew themselves... cuz im kinda scared to try lmao

12-15-07 02:21 AM

why? the possible chance of blue balls?

this is the kind of question a curious sixth grade girl would ask in sex ed. Just out of curiosity.

JTR 12-15-07 03:14 AM

You wouldnt wanna be able to hold all the cum you let out, and instead let it out in one single explosian all over her face? I think it'd be cool, yo.

12-15-07 03:17 AM

I know man just because I said little girls think those sorta thoughts too it's not like I'm calling you a little girl. I'm just metaphorically speaking.

Cool thought.

Hope it works.

Maybe you can make a group or club that's just, all about it.

KOOL COL-B 12-15-07 07:17 AM

...... you like, cum, but it duzznt come out, n then you move yo finger and tha pressure build up makes it shoot out. i just used tha index finger on tha hand i wuz usin, cuz i had a phone in tha other hand. it duzznt hurt or nuthin. it wuz kool. ... werd

JTR 12-15-07 10:54 AM

LOL fo real? Nice man girls gonna get it now

Chris Stylez 12-15-07 12:16 PM

Watch a porn about facials and you'll know what will happen.

JTR 12-15-07 12:23 PM

huh? I know what happens already, you jerk off into her face and she gets covered in your goo, then you stick it back in and fuck her for a bit while it drips off her face, yeaahhh booii

Indeph 12-15-07 01:55 PM

I am ashamed that I know the answer to this.

Dufflebag Boy 12-15-07 01:56 PM

not a good idea i think the built up pressure will backfire and make your balls explode (theorically speaking)

Indeph 12-15-07 01:58 PM

Wrong. It goes through ur balls, up through ur stomach and oozes out of your mouth. Fact.

J. Luth 12-15-07 02:00 PM

^LOL why not your ass son? WHY NOT THE ASS?

Indeph 12-15-07 02:04 PM

Yeah that actually makes sense. With the whole prostate thing.

Phenom-in-all 12-15-07 02:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2v
why? the possible chance of blue balls?

this is the kind of question a curious sixth grade girl would ask in sex ed. Just out of curiosity.

do you even know what blue balls are?

hmm.

1

JTR 12-15-07 04:21 PM

LOL I dont think he does

Zone Out 12-15-07 05:48 PM

lmfao
wtf kinda shit you on

12-15-07 06:16 PM

I was suggesting it would stop up your cock and thus give you blue balls

:0

work them brainz, stopping a cock from shooting is filling it the fuck up.

Edit:

who knows what kinda shit will happen next time when your balls try to blast through.

I guess I get this feeling 'cuz sometimes when I cum I piss afterwards and I can feel my piss blasting away whatever's left. if it's full I just, couldn't imagine. Which is also a reason I said Good luck.

so take my post for what it is.

Zone Out 12-15-07 07:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2v

I guess I get this feeling 'cuz sometimes when I cum I piss afterwards and I can feel my piss blasting away whatever's left. if it's full I just, couldn't imagine. Which is also a reason I said Good luck.

so take my post for what it is.

word
pissin after nuttin feels better than nuttin
lmao

Nynth Degree 12-15-07 07:56 PM

It works best if you're beatin' off with a big handful of icy hot.

JTR 12-15-07 08:07 PM

It actually works yo, hold shut your hole, and nut, shit actually feels better.. then release and it fucking blasts out your dick in one shot... pretty cool stuff yo

Nejji Bangaz 12-16-07 03:47 AM

ur so0o0o0o gay

strobe 12-16-07 08:14 AM

If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious

J. Luth 12-16-07 10:08 AM

^LOL damn son, Strobe be mutilating them bitches yo

JTR 12-16-07 12:42 PM

Lol Strobe!!! Slow Down Son! You Killin These Bitches!!!!

Zone Out 12-16-07 12:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious

wtf!?
lmfao
sigged

JTR 12-16-07 02:51 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nejji Bangaz
ur so0o0o0o gay


Oh hush Nejla I know you want the cum explosion :cool:

J. Luth 12-16-07 02:55 PM

^duhhhh, seeing as it is one of the lil things that come with that kind of profession.

JTR 12-16-07 02:58 PM

You're JTR's bitch too, now you dissing your job? That's it no paycheck this weekend, bitch.

Chris Stylez 12-16-07 03:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JTR
huh? I know what happens already, you jerk off into her face and she gets covered in your goo, then you stick it back in and fuck her for a bit while it drips off her face, yeaahhh booii


Somebody been watching too many eps of Blackteensexploited.com

WhoAmI 12-17-07 09:03 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious


lmao another pearl of wisdom

JTR 12-19-07 12:47 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by KOOL COL-B
...... you like, cum, but it duzznt come out, n then you move yo finger and tha pressure build up makes it shoot out. i just used tha index finger on tha hand i wuz usin, cuz i had a phone in tha other hand. it duzznt hurt or nuthin. it wuz kool. ... werd


LMAO I KNOW WHO U WERE ON THE PHONE WITH

JTR 12-19-07 12:47 AM

Why couldn't strobe say hilarious things like that back when RV was actually active and cool?

p4ntzistheish 12-20-07 02:33 PM

Strobe is actually alive? Heh I guess I owe Sam 5 bucks.

Jay Rose 12-20-07 03:00 PM

for the dumb kids who said where would it go indepth was sorta right it goes back up thru into your stmouch but then its just let loose into your body until i breaks down....

and another tid bit of knowledge is if while your jerkin it dont go down the whole shaft....if you focus on just the tip area it helps trigger the fuckin chemical sent to your brain (the name escapes me at the moment) that is associated with the release of the fluid excreted from your prostate gland...meaning that when you do bust not olny do you have some krink in a hose effect you also have more fluid shooting out making the spray radius stronger and further.....cuz that fluid white stuff is from your prostate its not actually the cum or anything....so yep ...happy head hunting

JTR 04-09-08 12:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 286
for the dumb kids who said where would it go indepth was sorta right it goes back up thru into your stmouch but then its just let loose into your body until i breaks down....

and another tid bit of knowledge is if while your jerkin it dont go down the whole shaft....if you focus on just the tip area it helps trigger the fuckin chemical sent to your brain (the name escapes me at the moment) that is associated with the release of the fluid excreted from your prostate gland...meaning that when you do bust not olny do you have some krink in a hose effect you also have more fluid shooting out making the spray radius stronger and further.....cuz that fluid white stuff is from your prostate its not actually the cum or anything....so yep ...happy head hunting


no moron it doesnt go back into ur stomach... I do that sometimes when I finish jerking hold it at the tip, run over to the toilet and let go let it shoot out into there and flush ya dig


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