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yo mama chyper 2 bars
im gonna start it...
i got yo mama head in my lap im makeing her pussy clap she sukking my dick hard in the middle of yo fukkin yard its dumd^ two bars |
yo momma's like screen door, too bangs and now she loose//
so she went from 5 dollars to 2, her price had to reduce// |
this chyper's retarded just like your motha//
don't diss my motha, don't even botha// |
i aint gonna mess wit ya mama but ima slash comma/
skip to the end pull my pants up and walk outa ya house like a pimp/ |
man stop flaterrin yoself,
dont bother puttin puttin out an album cuse aint no one gunna put yo shit on they-shelf |
yea ass weak ima do the rap of the week/ talkin bout albums on the shelf im rappin killin ya health
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funkin it with ya mama, she like an oriental kitchen\\
sweet sour and cheap with the special sauce I'm sticken\\ flippin her over through the back, she let me fuck for free\\ pimpin it up tha pussy, rippin it out just like a fortune cookie\\ |
breakin her open like at ya house and tearin her up just like a hookie
as I peep down tha blouse and plow shimmy the jimmy fu key |
ya moms nicknamed applause through the walls i hear those skins clappin/
last name records, sex scans shows she went platinum/ |
youre mums taken naked photos of me
shes even got a tatto on her arse sayin treacherous p |
ridin ya mama's like surfin an ocean for days\\
bitch is so phatt she disserves the title of biggest of waves\\ ^ hehe... (tidal)----------------------------^ catch the wordplays. pz |
your mom eats bryers while havin sex with hair dryers
but then sets brush fires when she can't get um out with a pair of pliers |
yo momma like a doornob everybody gets a turn
i'll bust yo ass hard then i'll make yo rhymes burn |
Yous bout to get smoked, similar to endo//
Nice to see ya avatar is of me, looken in ya moms window... Razh |
shut up i dont need drama no1 wants to fukk yo mama she ugly as fukk like a 50 yr old w/o a face lift and who u with?
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I had fun last night, fucked your girl, sis and mum
your mama was the best, the other bitches ain't gettin none |
your mama put up a fight when i raped her last nite/she was so tight... i was screamin aiiight/she was doin tha same/then i came in her face... and thought, now ive done every race.
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YO I SAW A PROSTITUTE THINKIN HOW DA STREETS NEED A NEW WORLD ORDER/
BUT THEN I NOTICED THAT THE BITH WAS YOUR MOM STANDIN ON A CORNER |
you moma so ruff in tha sac,bitch broke ma back/had it repaired came straight back,fucked her again, her pussy turned black, now BITCH supa slack.
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was cruisin in my rover when i looked over
seen an ugly mama with a face as ugly as osama |
your motor is ur friend, your family ur lover,
u aint got no girlfriend so u fuck ur stinkin rover. I got hoes |
pudsy u cant even rhyme
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When I get bored, Ill call your mom for some more
make her lay down on the floor striking chords till were hittin in four// |
lol...^
ya moms is real kool she even cooked the mournin after/ next time cover her mouth when i bite it tickles but i hate the laughter |
your mum loves me so much she even bought me an anniversary present,tell her to give back that dildo that i lent her
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bangin ur mom while u was in the house/
put a gag in her mouth and she was quiet as a mouse |
my mum said she didnt like you cuse your dick was so small
but when i told her what i did to your mum she was appauled |
yo momma is gay
she caused me to freepost this way |
yo mama so fat takes years to find her pussy flap/
by that time im a world power in rap |
yo mom so dumb she aint ever heard of cum/she thinks its milk comin from ma tum
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scooby dooby doo/
made your mom suck his cock too/ lmao..at this thread |
^ yo moma so dumb/
she buys her own cum/ wait..... did i...just clown myself?.... |
I can get yo moms drunk off a bottle of rum/
then afta that she gettin drunk off my black dicks cum/ |
Iam that nigga that'll invite yo mother over for suppa//
and after 9 months poof you gotta stepbrotha// |
yo i wouldv'e been yo daddy but the dog beat me up the stairs/and to tell the truth he died from internal bleedin caused by her sharp couchie hairs
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u mama so big i tried to drive around her on a full tank and run out of petrol
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goddamn your moms so fat, bitch cant wear a malcolm X jacket without a chopper landing on her back//
OOOOooooooOOOOOohhHHHHHH shit.......taking it back to 7th grade ranking contests........... |
your momma said thanks when i blew my nut/
how'd you get so square bein raised by a slut? |
"ur mother likes to visit the old churches"
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.Yo Momma.
Yo momma just woke up in a bubblebath//
But that was just the sweat from my nutsack// |
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