How the fuck is Bizzare signed
 

When this guy gets on a track, he goes off beat, his lyrics are as simple as they can get, and are garbage.Honestly, if this guy can get signed, anybody can get signed, and I would bet my life that their isn't one person that can't spit better than him on this site, then yet the he is sitting on millions of dollars?????wtf..

haha im feelin ya...he annoys the fuck outta me

Whatever

His Lyrics Are Simple

But His Shit Is So Wack It's Nice

I Already Bootlegged Half Of His Album So Far

I Think Dude Is Coo

~1~

He got signed the same way that Ja Rule and Nelly were signed, along with all of those other wack fucks like DMX and Drag-On.
Eminem promised he would bring people up with him, unfortunately, he leaves talent alone and brings up wack people ie. D-12 and 50 Cent so that he can save his title of being so great.

i hate bizzarte and d12 the only decent ones on d12 are proof and kuniva......1

..........i agree w/ yall 100 % ........envious stylez and muh thugga couldnt have said more.....i feel exacaly how yall do..............

thats wrong...Bizarre had an album before d12 i kno d12 been together ages but i mean Bizaree has his own album years back called "attack of the weirdos!"...d12 are boring...they have skills but they rap bout bollocks

i like proof tho and i dunno the other guy if hes Kon artist or what he ses lines in shit on u like "its only right i jak da cars keys and run, spend all my advancements on weed and guns!" i like him

bizzare is one of the funniest men alive




fyi there was already a thread about him like a month ago

^ word my favorite is on 1 track i think its my words are weapons not 100% thou & he goes Bizare"i cant be the gay rapper" eminem "y not" BIzare"cuz i only fuck animals" < has me in my hysterics

Awwwwwwwwwwwww MuhThugga Stole My Reply...Well The First Two Lines...

Focker...

Only reason he's signed is cuz he has a famous white friend

:rolleyes:
how come none of my white friends can do this?

ok, lets get this straight... bizarre rhymes suck serious ass...but their so bad their funny...example: "Its Friday night, im at a rave again// picking up transvestites on my Harley Davidson" or "It can make stpo beating tina// It can make slim shady fall back in love with Christina" or "Bitch let me in the house "Avon?// Naw I just came to eat ya mother out//"

VERDICT: Stupid but porbably he most fun to listen to (except Proof)

I don't think it's funny, I have stupid friends to entertain me in humorous manners. He jus comes off as lame to me. Retarded people can say funnier stuff, that's why I think he's a waste of a contract. Someone with real talent could be in his spot.....

dude is starte up wack, he cant master the simplest of flows. anyone can be funny with his sense of humour hes jus coming up wid some crazy shit so none of the media ll mention his wackness

He forgot to bring his boy Royce tho... who exceeds the talent of D12, 50, and Obie combined.

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^^YUP..his shiit funny as fucc 2....his shitz iz coo

1Luv
Cin Ladin

he's just funny........a rapping comedian
apart from that he does suck but at east he's unqiue

Bizarre is wack as fuck, the only thing about him is the disgusting things he says trying to be humouous, but he's wack, there's nothing in his style or otherwise that makes him worthy of a contract and i have Attack of the Weirdo's EP, The Underground EP and Devils Night album, jhe's wack on them all! lol
Seriously, eminem could of brought up Royce, or even some of The Outz, but Bizarre is just plain wack, and i agree, he's just bringing up wack heads to make himself look better.

what is hilarious is on devils night album that skit where he farts hahahaha.........

i canmt b bothered 2 start a thread but why are d12 and royce suddenly beefin.....i herd it coz Royce feels left out oer sumthin

I think he just got signed cuz he's kinda funny and evil like eminem.

The beef is much deeper than that. Royce was the first artist offered a label on Shady Records... he declined.

Bizzare is the best i think personally
he thinks of creative lines which seperates him form must other rappers like 50 or em
sure he goes off beat most of the tme but he has skill on the microphone

^ where u get this info ?

He's better than everyone who posted in this thread. (except me.)

bizarre sucks, he really sucks

eminem could've signed the outsidaz and royce da 5"9, instead he signed d-12 and 50 cent. he needs his ass kicking.

Got it quite a while ago when Malcolm X was first released at mp3.com

Dont recall the source, but I also know that proof and approximately 30 others raided a private party at Royce's home and assaulted Royce's family.... blood relatives that is.

That's what I'm saying..... He leaves talent behind so that the public that is unaware of the underground can continue to think that all of these cats from the underground suck and Eminem is the best cat there ever was to be in the underground.

Eminem's just afraid that the public will realize that there might just be someone actually better than he is and he will lose some of his spotlight.

i hate D12 they a bunch of pricks

Bizarre ruins the damn songs he raps on. There's a couple that I really like on the marshall mathers LP but then he gets on there and ruins it..I have to skip past his verse it's so bad.

yo MuhThugga how can u say dmx was signed they way taht phat wack boy is sign. dmx is a astar, but bizzare tha nigga sounds stupid

yep. royce kills em all on malcolm x....

yeah, im not a fan of any of d12 besides proof, i dont mind some of 50, but i really dislike eminem... for the most part i hate any rapper who gets his fame by sayin shit like "i killed my wife and raped her" "oh momma im sorry" "my life sucked as a kid".. basically anything eminem has said its bullshit when you can get signed because you talk about rape doin nasty shit... like bizarre does

eminem didnt signed by saying that shit....listen to his older shit....its ill as fuck....its not like his new stuff. his new stuff is all commercial.....but before he was big....damn

bizzare is just funny man...
some of his shit is wack "i made my grandmother suck my dick and i didn't cum"....that shit is sick and wack...
eminem is a different matter though...
his album infinite is tight...
he doesn't rap bout just rape and shit, his song the way i am is ill as fuck man...
without me is a good diss track as well...
his shit is tight...
50 Cent is fresh...
he is good and his lyrics are pretty tight...
D12 are alright but they're lyrics don't mean much and thy're songs are just funny instead of tight...

Eminem was good when with Royce as "Bad meets Evil".

Re: How the fuck is Bizzare signed
 

The answer to this^^^
Is that Bizarre is the closest friend to Eminem
Thats the reason why hes signed and thats the reason why hes in D12

Of course.....I still find him annoying and its like he talks in his raps but if we were best friend of shady we wud be signed to

hes not to be takin seriously dog... hes there for your amusement. hes not there to be a rapper. hes just goofy. of course if youre not feelin the type of comedic statement thats being made then you're not going to understand but basicly everything that u said is exactly why hes on the label. its to prove a point. hes wack as fuck, hes fat n ugly, hes goofy as all hell n hes grose... yet he can still make it in the industry by getting by on who u know. thats all theyre tryin to get across. Basicly, dont think ur good cus u have a record... atleast thats my take on it

Bizarre aint as good as slick rick 2pac and maybe eminem but who else is there?

The reason why he is signed is because Eminem will almost sign anybody and since they were friends before Em was big.