JournaLLL: Week 1 - Room for Improvement
 

JournaLLL: Week One - Room to Improve

Week One of the revamped LLL, under the supervision of Evolve, is in the books . Taktik surprisingly gave Camarac a run for his money - baron mind, 'tik version 2.0 was the overwhelming under-dog. Dezyir's replica user-name found a way to slip past Jae Cyph . . oh wait, it was a damned no-show! Quotient impressed in his Lightweight Championship victory. Mystery~Murdera's return to the league was impressive, Ricochet dominated, Chrit was victorious and . . What's this? We have Breaking News into the LLL News Center.

RalphsBagels: you'll be interviewd very soon
Camarac: ahhhh
RalphsBagels: will you be on, or would you prefer doing it now ?
Camarac: me, interviewed?
RalphsBagels: yes
RalphsBagels: you're the freakin' champ, a-hole
Camarac: i signed out
Camarac: and wont be signing back in
Camarac: so actually, im not champ
Camarac: Taktik is
Camarac: = )
RalphsBagels: the hell?

Unfortunately, the rest is confidential L. Now, on to the magazine!

Week's BEST .

Camarac - The man of a thousand aliases continues to be at the helms of Arby's text leagues. Unfortunately, he decided to take it upon his hard-headed self to sign out of the league. So, everybody AIM him and tell him to come back. Like . . . now!

Dezyir - Captures Middleweight gold, in the process, releasing some killer punches like so:
"birthdays are good, i like cake
cleaning the lawn? get a rake!"

Mystery~Murdera - Looks to please the contingencies of adoring fans who are still sweating his Bars of War championship. I must admit, I was surprised by the Word Perfect-recruit's showing as he absolutely dominated Phixion.

Week's WORST .

Shrapnel - Composed, perhaps, the worst vote in Arby history in the Camarac/Taktik Heavyweight match. Unfortunately, this one isn't in the archives, for it was edited quicker than Evolve's LLL Office typing errors.

Young P. - Was kicked out of the league in the LLL's first-ever probation match. Not to mention, his opening line slandered John Street - all-American Democrat . . bastid!

Jae Cyph - No-showed in his Middleweight championship match-up. Come on now, Cyph . I figured at least one of your aliases would have accidentally graced us with a few lines.



Punches of the WEEK .



1.) RB Kids think I fell off, but here's something that's true
They ignore the fact that if I fell, I'd only land on you
Quotient

2.) fuck shouting & slang, doubting my name but i dead rivals,
only time ur names coming before mine is in this threads title!
Camarac

3.) Fagget Couldnt Spit Hot, Drinkin Lava And N Rhymin In Miami,
Coz His Career Aint Going Nowhere Like The Guy In My Avy/
Phixion

4.) Evolve I Understand, First Week, I Should Get A Bye At First
But This Kid Shoulda Ran His Fictitious Career Backwards N Retired First
Mystery~Murdera

5.) Please! who the hell made these battles.. wait, i believe it was I
cause i dont believe in Luck.. that's why im seeded w/ a Bye
Evolve

6.) Served ya up, cream of puff, bring on someone decent next
& I'd have used a G.Hod nameflip, but kid uses 9/11 for pity sex
Quotient

7.) cant defeat me. . u aint renowned for shit, just a confounded vet
ya sig still says blessed with skills.. well, u haven't found em yet..
Feeble Minded

8.) End and Sureal already left... so pack ya bags and follow suit/
Why does RB need an audio head who's shit sounds best on mute/
Chrit

9.) immensive speech, makes your flow look like a good joke/
cuz you never grabbed a mic, and thats the bottom line like a footnote/
Syntax Mastery

10.) Ur gay Tik. say my alias and you wont be breathing bitch,
cause i checked in with 'The Win' - and thats what im leaving with!
CamIraq

11.) Biters keep a Low Key, & even his Name half trys to Lower Its Case ,
This Lick Ass don't wan't War, Shrapnel literally means Blowin' The Waste!
Ricochet

12.) PMs Me Saying That's Hes Dope…Why Don't You Rap Right Then?
Cam's Style Dosent Evolve…Hes Still Hanging On Hyphens! (1)
A2Z

13.) Thank God You Stopped At 12 Lines, We Couldn't Handle More Idiocy..
I Nearly Laughed To Death At Ya Weak Lines But Ya Still Aint Killin Me..
Mystik Mind

14.) Left petrified, next to wreck this guy, Rac's the next vet to die...............
Joined WB to Run The Block...cept he thought it meant Exercise!!!............
Taktik

15.) Ya Nearly Cleared Me.. But Ya Punches Are No Good, So I'm In To Get Rid Of This Pinch Hitter..
Ima Spit Liquor To Ya Persona, Cuz Threes' Company..U Got No Heart Like John Ritter..
Auspicious

Odds and ENDS .

I've been cool with Mystery~Murdera since my first days at Arby, but my boy did make the ultimate screw- up this week . . I can not believe that not one voter caught it. Proof-read boys & girls!

"And Its Time Ur Lil Gay Tag Team Gets Tagged Up
Da Alphabets Got 24 Letterz But I Got A Whole Verse To Match Up."

How many letters?! AHHHha! Plus, I'd like to send words of encouragement to Phixion and Cameronj86. I've noticed that you two have been elevating immensely, keep at it, fellas. Good luck to everybody next week - and remember - send Camarac as many IMs as possible!

-G.Hod

fuck you.
if any of you morons IM me - i'll send you a virus.

fuck off you cunts.

Shrapnel - Composed, perhaps, the worst vote in Arby history in the Camarac/Taktik Heavyweight match. Unfortunately, this one isn't in the archives, for it was edited quicker than Evolve's LLL Office typing errors.

^^^ I gotta set this shit str8.....

At FIRST....... I Voted FoR Cam

but evlove didn't know that i waz in the league
therefore he edited my vote out.....

Then...I notified that i waz in the leauge and after
reading it again i thought i waz a lot closer than what
i read at first and i couldn't decide...THEREFORE I RENIGED
MY VOTE

WHICH MEANS I VOTED FOR NO ONE.

Got damn you kids are assholes....

^ Shut up.
your the reason i signed out of the league.
everyone boo him and put him in probabtion matches week after weekk till he loses and leaves.

add me in the god damn league you pussies!

















please????

^Fuck you also.
as i said i voted for no one. its not like i changed
my vote in the middle of the match... if you want
to bitch then it would be best for you to leave the
leauge. AS we can not have a bitch as our chamion.
I still do not understand the reason why you signed
out of the leauge...and i no longer care.....

Thank you

That is all.

^That Goes Double For Me.

excellent job G.Hod...one of the better mags in recent memory..i applaud you. i dont blame Jae, if i was facing me..id no-show too.

^ G.Hod wrote this, dont let Bruk take the props. .

and Shrapnel - shut the fuck up you moron, your the most pathetic voter this side of purple haze. And you can try witty comebacks as long as you like, fact is, I AM BETTER and kids would rather have me in this league that a no named newbie fuck like yourself who almost broke down when he heard the no hightlighting your lines rule was in effect. Im not even going to try dissing you, all im saying is. . your getting a probation match and i have an alias that'll gladly kick you out of the league you fucking moron.

I HAD AT LEAST TWO MORE PUNCHES THAT DESERVED TO BE IN HERE... GHOD DAMN IT!!

Auspicious cant get a way from losing.. i guess your stuck
Flush your chances down the Tubes when i Pressure Luck

&

we Fighting for votes.. & my quotes will prove i destroy ya
leaving you a bruised & Sore Loser... like Oscar De La Hoya

qoutient line of the week was ill i liked it......................cam come bk.............not gonna im ya but ya tha champ so dont be a chump.................oh yeah double sign in for me........put me on tha sign in list dawg

lol... the 24 was a typo...... nah not really.... my bad.

:( no highlights for me this week.....Oh well maybe next week eh?

I HAD AT LEAST TWO MORE PUNCHES THAT DESERVED TO BE IN HERE... GHOD DAMN IT!!

Auspicious cant get a way from losing.. i guess your stuck
Flush your chances down the Tubes when i Pressure Luck

&

we Fighting for votes.. & my quotes will prove i destroy ya
leaving you a bruised & Sore Loser... like Oscar De La Hoya

they werent THAT good. lol.

neither were yours

lmao....

"Auspicious cant get a way from losing.. i guess your stuck
Flush your chances down the Tubes when i Pressure Luck"

Would've certainly made it, but I know you know you're dope (follow all the subject changes?!). . I wanted to as many different people in as possible .

& do, indeed, give Bruk some credit . . I couldn't post the magazine, he did it for me. I screwed up coding a few things, he edited them. He also edited Cam's ever-so-precious AIM out of the piece, too :).

He's a good soup, that's for sure.

i dont like kids aiming me that i dont know.

i'll give kids my new aim name soon enough.

By the way... Nice job on the Mag

Heh. I'll admit that u're good..indeed u have been doin the Net
and rapping in general 20 timeZ longer than i have...I but i also
think u have me confused with someone else.... I said i regniged
my vote...u said..i waz mad cuz u didn't vote for me....? Heh.. I
know that we are both bigger than beefing over the internet......
but...but why did u act like an asshole cuz i reniged my vote.......

BlaH.... heh...why did are u sign outta the leauge if your going to
come back and battle me in a probation match....

But it soundZ gooD....as i do not back down from no one
Bring it NuCCa....

^ Im not signing back in as an alias or back in as this name, just know, you wont be in the league much longer.

thats a promise.

Ok. But why do you want me outta the leauge
so much? is it just cuz i didn't vote for you....???

nope.
i'll retain my comments and stay away from your battles,
have a good day. cunt.

^ yea you have a good day to sweetie.

But while making a bunch of post that meant nuffin
i fogot to teLL thA people who did tha magaZine

GooD Job........

Cant we ALL just.....Get along
























LMAO....

What in the world is

supposed to mean?

Just look at yourselves. . JUST LOOK AT YOUR FUCKIN SELVES. . Now think. . What Would Jesus Do ?

I refuse to explain my self any more....
shit happens..it's now the past..people
make mistakes...i no that cam has some
type of scheme to get me outta the league
....BlAh and I know what it is....on my behalf
i appologize...i have no idea why would i
even argue on the internet...this was supposed
to be fun..but now its just gettin outta hand...
..i no longer have any beef with you cam...
and if you have any with me i suggest you drop
it...

Ghost......

^stop acting gay please, if you get on a probation match, just battle hard and win, no need to apologize on da net, they dont like u, fuck em,hoe





i just thought i was dumb:whacky:

i haven't seen this much cock fighting since that day i accidentally
went to the Blue Oyster.

^Lmao, WerD

G.Hod props on the mag, its one of the best i've seen here

Pz

Heh...i waz apologizing for beefing on the internet
not to him.:whacky:

tha mag was hot............................finally summit good ta read..........................str8 blood....................................

Freepost!

^^^

Awaiting new matchups...

I feel like merking someoen

^ Cool verse in SS btw. .

Wow...
thanks

word...lets get these matchups underway