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Indeph's momma wears sunglasses inside at nighttime.

Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

I saw yo mama on the news. She got arrested for prostotutin' herself outside Taco Bell.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama so fat, she makes a charter bus feel like a clown car.

Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.

Yo mama was among the insects living under the ugly log.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.

Yo momma's Jabba The Hut's cousin.....Momma The Slut :thumbup:

Yo mama smoke so much rock, she tried to jump from one tree to another and broke her back. [/based on a true story]

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

Yo mama got stretch marks on her ankles and ashy lips.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"

your momma's so ugly that you HAVE to have been adopted :(