Longish one!.....
Ok there is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head sitting in a clinic. They all were pregnant and where there to get the sex of their baby. The red head says: "I had sex on my back so I'm going to have a boy."
So the Brunette says:"I had sex on my stomach, I'm goin to have a girl!"
The blonde burst into tears! "Whats wrong they both asked, looking at her like she was stupid!
The blonde cried out:"I'm going to have puppies!"

.........................

Doggy-Style! For those of u who didn't get it!

rofl...........lol

Heres a true story: They had a contest at a bar to make a horse laugh one day and make it cry the next

So I went up to the horse the first day whispered in its ear it laughed hystericaly

the 2nd day I went up to it for awhile and it started crying uncontrollably

The keep agave me my prize and asked what I did

I said "The first day I told the horse that my penis was bigger than its. The second day I showed him it"

True Story

i got one...

theres this bear he took a shit and didnt have toilet paper
so this rabbit hops up to the bear and the bera asks
does poop stick to your fur
the rabbit said no
so the bear took the rabbit and wiped his ass wit him...
sry if its lame i'm kinda rusty...

You're wack kid. :D :hump: