Wtf Are you people to stupid to leave a topic?

in these times i need currency to maintian my life style.
too broke to buy cubans so i settle for balack and milds.
i won't lexus's and benz's but i get by driving a nissan.
its alright but not what i want. so i'm ready to jack one.
the whole world got me bitter addicted to watchin MTV cribs.
so i'm writing bogus rap verses. fabricating on how i live.
M-O-N-E-Y what i'm lacking to do what i gotta get done.
my mind mislead thinking fast cars and rims equates to fun.
funds is the shortage and i know plenty people have a surplus.
i wonder will i get if i get a gun and hold hostage a school bus.
i know thats the wrong ideology but tempting it stills is to me.
if i do then just fuck it, the whole world will remember me.
i don't have to go this way, i can go to school and get a job.
but slow is the process. I can get it faster if i decide to rob.
or street hustle and be a independent mobile street pharmacist.
but white folks won't like that have my name on most wanted list.
so what i gotta do to get currency i these so troubled times.
i can put pen to paper and write down my thoughts in rhymes.

next topic: bin laden

when heads think they got our country in shambles
gremlin comes and kills this dude, with his own terrorist preamble
too scared to show his face in public
this asshole gonna get slayed, while im listening to "Punk in Drublic"
cause his empty threats have NOFX
hiding in caves, now wonder this dude gets no sex
its time for a different type of revolution
no more of this bin laden bullshit and his noise pollution
But it ain't Bush that's got the solution
In fact, because of him, man, our economy is losing
what needs to be done is put laden through torture
take it from gremlin man, the straight up poetic author

next topic: George W. Bush

George W. Bush he craks the sculls like Golith
hes a democrat and you cant deny it
but wats the diference betwen democrat and republican today
democracy is no choses for the public its just a hase
arguing all about people, its strange
George has the the power to change
but he just sits around choking on pretzles and things
He sends to people to war, they go and they die
he dose this to protect our freedom but Why
here has to be something secret inside
I think the people will never now what they hide
Gearge Bush, democracy is just a hole bunch of lies

Next topic: Propaganda

propaganda....im sorry i dont understanda!
but i think its sumin 2 do with sumin thats not true?
propaganda?who the fuck are u!
im sorry that im not the smart kind
this rap shit is takin ova my mind
please send me a pm and tell me wot it is
so i can tell all theese kids!
any way the next topic is ...ha ha not tellin u yet
i will tell u wot it is

sadamm husain!!!...(bit easy)

lil iraqi fool with many body doubles
wanted to blow up countries as if they were bubbles
now hes in trouble he got caught by the u.s
down a dank hole with many guns and bulletproof vests
blair is bushs ass wanting to please
sent troops into the country tryna save the iraqis
said they were gonna go there try and set em free
damn soon this shit'll turn to world war 3
these terrorists need therapists to sort there sub concious
before they start coming outta boats attacking with rocket launchers

weed - come on ppl a long one

Sorrow created, sadly tomarrow's belated
herb thats been tainted by the hand wicked with hatred
Sick and ill faded, smoke till ya dilated
alone in ya zone, dont even feel the vibration
unaware of the drama's thats befallen our nation
situational cause with massive dignity loss
creat'n tension as thick as mom's chicken soup broth
hungry for nature, always hungry for love
hungry for wisdom, unaware of the drug
Tomarrows a new day, you might not remember
but last night was lit night, barely able to spit right
sit tight, relax, dwell on the past
and later on? spark it and smoke some more grass..

Next topin - Corruption

people corrupted just coz they uppin,
all this false bum chummin doin my nut in,
let me just cut in and shut this butt kisser up,
he spittin more shit when he speak
then my ass does all week,
hes weak and feeble cereberal problem,
leave him forgotten corrupted n rotten,
else i get shottin hot rock shock jocks n,
ladies loose fellas to my berrelium,
equations like maths i savour the source,
everythin started and endin its my course,
polotical hypocrytics led by fools n critics
the sicness infected money fed they weakness,
the fools all they seek is money to be cheiftans,
well we r the leaders the people we lead,
indeed they the seed that u starvin i feed,
pleased how they be when i walk on the street,
somethin without greed to these is unique.
Listen while my lyrics just speak.....

Next topic

- Flamin strap on dildos used by lesbian granny midgets

Yo, as a bisexual not heterosexual,
I think I'll get textual -

Strap on dildo's used by lesbian granny midgets?
Could this be because women dont have dicks, and men be frigid?
Now speaking from a girl on girl point of view,
This kinda sex is better than the likes o' YOU!

If you so HOMOPHOBIC then explane whats the Fascination?

Cus women can be insperation...

All it needs is a little masterbation...

And fuck, who's to say that lesbians only need this shit...
I've heard of men who cant even suck on clit,
Men who'r so small they cant even hit the G-spot,

So whats the deal with strap on dildo's?
A women just wanna fill those -
Pussy tight conditions,
So they use their intuitions, preform "Hetero" into their womens insision,

Why diss, if this is their disision?

Fuck it, most men out there, this is what they invision...


Next Topic - vacations

I'm quick to hit the beach, forget the streets and Relax A Bit//
But everytime I stop the grime and rhyme, boredom Creeps Back Again//
Why does this keep happenin? the world we rappin in is So Tranquil//
Inner peace from enemies no leavin deceased or Broken Ankles//
This is my vacation spot where your brain could rot Like Vegetables//
I'm talkin bout veggin out and gettin down wit cats who ain't Right Next To You//
From spittin visions to leavin intermissions for Open Discussion//
To writin rhymes thats quite sublime and Know When To Bust Em//
This is where I break from reality, escape the formalities wit Deep Thought//
Don't get it twisted, I'm still gifted with this spot so Keep Off//

Next Topic: Makin A Movie

You can say I'm maken a movie, or I'm maken a flick//
So I'm thinken action packed or nudity wit tits//
That means there's either clips or chicks sucken dicks//
Won't matter which cause the scripts will be sick//
It's like I'm 'directen' so when I 'shoot' I don't miss//
Got Hosts of the show sayen "Hold this"//
Grabben Oscars, it's just what I'm attracten//
And I ain't talken 'Mr.Cheeks' when it's 'Lights, camera, action'

Next topic= Poisonious Insects

.Nise.

call the fumagator's to come and clean up my house/
theres poisonous insects crawlin up my spouse's blouse/
attackin my fridge and cupboards/all over my kitchen like buzzards/
swarmin my bedroom and chewin covers off my rubbers/
i cant take the shit,where the fucks the gas at/
wheres my mask,pass that/all these fuckn bugs iz givin me a flashback/
to junior high,the type of guy,that took and lost bets/
stuck my head in a wasps' nest/and swam with the loch ness/
monster but this is different, a whole nother story/
their's roaches in my ceiling,and maggots in the flooring/
and so im deploring this trusty lil bomb/
trust me its on/its rusty but its strong/enuff to blow up my lawn/
so im sayin farewell/to that disgusting smell/
good riddance to these insects,see their poisonous ass in hell/

next topic = ping pong

Sweat dripping, pulse pounding/thoughts of failure bouncing and rebounding/
Look to my crew for some help, for some grounding/the spectators shouting, screaming and hounding/Dodging left and right, and now I’m slipping/twisting/my ankle, yet always missing/the pain leaves me embarrassed, rejected…reminiscing/All those hours, alone in my room/I came out too soon/I should’ve known, should’ve seen the clues/it’s just me and my paddle/preparing for battle/with all that prep I’m still nervous and rattled/I see it now, I never should've entered/cuz I’m out of whack and way off center/should've listened to my boy, my teacher, my mentor/ Keep your eye on the prize, never look away/he said quietly as he left me yesterday/”I’m a loser baby,” I keep hearing that song/fuck the YMCA, I guess I wrong/this is last time I ever play ping pong…

Next topic: Phone Books

Phone Books
 

I knew it as soon as I looked at her name
It was Suzy Smith, excuse me miss 100 people in this phonebook got your name
Thinkin damn I gotta get my hooks in this dame
But coulda swore she was frontin u know droppin a jane doe
sometimes thats how the game go
fake digits, fake name, what a lame ho
if ya didn't like me I wish you'd say so
before I dish these pesos
When it comes to girls, my advice is don't look
and make sure she didn't get her name out no phone book


Topic: Nestle Crunch

pimps like me dont trick on hoes/
we bag'em bang'em then see them at our shows/
i send these sluts on the road tell'em to get me lunch/
but in return they get some lipton and a nestle crunch/
never a dime or a digit/
and my numbers restricted/
she looking for branson in the phone book....aint no one listed/
my real name non-existant like my love for these hoes/
but yall suckers for love you would suck on they toes/
make love to'em then give'em your bank card/
cause yall are soft like dicks in a pool...in other words you aint hard


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