rofl I shot my wife in the face an it blew her head off an her wead was by my feet an her body was beside me,.. i took a picture n sent it to kirk. I'm evil as fuck

cyber party.....ne one?

Gears comes out next friday. Is Nick gonna get it and get schooled?

fuck Gears


cyber party or what?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

no, fuck you Kirky....

u bash me in other threads...than you wanna cyber

i feel more used than you'll ever be able to understand

I love you, man.

but your, like....so mean to me. *cries and runs over to his bowl of ice cream*

Baby, I'll give you half price Canada Dry products.

fuck that, i'm not a gin and tonic type of a guy

A & W, baby.

Always Anal Wiggers?


u must be hanign out with J Summers....

I hear party but all I see is emos.

thats odd, considering 2v hasn't been in this thread for a while

ROFL. I will probably get it.

I had it pre-ordered and shit, but I just got a letter from this catalogue I am with saying I owe them like £750 or something. They haven't sent me no monthly bills to pay and now they ambush me with a beast man. FUCK!

Thats a dick move.

^ word to fallout 3

I just got it. Shit is dope. ROFL @ your dad making you follow him when you are fucking 1 years old. Bitch don't even wanna pick you up.

And word to me killing Officer Kendall for not getting me a present, killing Butch coz he was a dick to me, killing his mom for being an alcoholic and killing the overseer coz he made me work at 10 years of age.

Fuck man, I blasted up everyone on my way out. And that Mary Holden bitch, I beat her to death with a baseball bat. Its kinda gay that I couldn't kill Amata though, although it was cool when I got to call her fat.


FALLOUT 3 IS IMMENSE!

Man. That game gets hard as shit.

ROFL. I know.


I came across this scavenger bitch in some abandoned store and she was all nice to me and shit. But, she had a Flamer so I had to kill her. All I had was a fucking police baton and a .32 pistol. I was in a four minute gunfight with her before she fucking died.

I think though, the hardest thing I have actually stood and fought against is the Super Mutant Brute's with the fucking miniguns and shit.


But yo, you got the penthouse suite in Tenpenny Tower yet.. its dope. And word to me blowing that stain ass town of Megaton off the map.

and p.s. - the cinematic targeting system is awesome.

Man. Those Super Mutant fucks are so goddamn hard to kill. I'm in this museum overrun by them. I had been killing them with grenades but I just ran out and I'm in the fuckin' belly of the beast. I'm pretty much fucked.

ROFL. If I don't have an ample supply of ammunition I just fucking run.

Haha. Thats funny, man. I ALWAYS have ammo. But never have any health. The last 3 hours I've played, I've literally had zero stimpaks, but I've had about 30 frag mines. So I've spent alot of my time dropping mines on a corner and then luring enemies around it.

But its a fun ass game. I kill all the traders on the wasteland and take all their shit. I'm getting fucking tired of looking for my Dad though. I've gone to like ten places and every time its like "Oh, you just missed him!"

Nerdiest conversation on Rv to date :love:

Apparently you haven't seen the 360 vs. PS3 thread.

ROFL. I found him!

I actually never went to the Galaxy Radio Station. I decided to explore a bit and somewhere a little northwest of Tenpenny Tower there is a garage. If you go inside there it has a hatch you can open with a switch that takes you underground to the entrance to Vault 112. The dude's dad is in Vault 112 doing some sort of science experiment.

The thing is though, if you are aiming for all the achievements.. don't go there until you have to. It's like Chapter 5 of the main story, ROFL.. I skipped through chapters 2, 3 & 4 by accident and now I can't do them so... NO ACHIEVEMENTS unless I replay that portion of the game.

Haha. Damn, man. What are the fuckin' odds?

Word, its cool because I have skipped well into the game.. but at the same time gay because I've skipped half the fucking story.

On a side note, have you found Dogmeat yet? Because I know where he is also.

Nah, I haven't got him yet. But I know where he is too. But I'm having too good a time running up on mutants with the sawed off shotgun and slomotion shooting them in the face. The sawed off is such a sick fucking gun.

Word, that gun is beast. I use the Hunting Rifle most of the times.

The Fat Boy is fucking cool though, nothing like blasting some bitches with a mini nuke.

I might kill everyone in Tenpenny Tower.

ROFL. Fuck that man, I live there and that Mr. Burke is fucking hardcore.

I need fucking caps man though, so I can buy a workbench and start building my weapons and shit.

Lmfao. WOW. I just shock the desk guy in the head and hell reigned down upon me. I cornered myself into a room, took a Psycho, starting tossing grenades, for the fuckin' win. Then I started walking around with my life killing the shop keepers and shit.

Now I'm stealing everything.

ROFL @ your kamikaze missions.

I try to stay away from a fight, only time I have to engage is when them fucking bounty hunters come after you. If you have a bounty on you, you will know what I mean.

I don't think I have yet. But i finished killing everyone in Tenpenny Tower and some shit comes up that says "You may now tell the Ghouls to move in." I was like "Uhhhh... Okay?"

But word, man. If you need some good shit, kill everyone and take their keys.

I can't let the ghouls move in, I killed them all for 500 caps.

Lmao. I followed the quest for it and it took me to a dead ghoul body outside the Tower. Hahaha. I laugh for a few minutes.

That little bastard ghoul Roy Phillips that was trying to get into the Tower, I took great pleasure in blowing his fucking face off.

I know, man. Ugly fuck.

When does Gears 2 get released where you're at?

I gotta wait until Friday to get mine.