An ripp of his nose an play hokey using his nose as a puck, but then mike jackson...........................

has hand convulsions and touches a FEMALE's ass, so, he resurrects himself just so he can kill himself again

but then realizes bitches are fly and goes to a strip club and

wishes they were younger because he loves young blood

so he goes 2 a elementry skool and...

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and gets a english book thorwn at him by....

sinikal and sinikal punches him in the face then...

sinikal gets merk by....

a dinosaur with a gimpy leg and a 3 inch penis...

tha dnosaurs name wuz Allen, Allen loved 2...

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penetrate the holes of donuts with his mini-penis...he mostly liked chocolate glazed ones from Tim Hortons

1 day at Tim Hortons he ass raped John, so then tha snipers...

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Took one look at CALI and shot him and watched him fall faster than a $5 hoe.....

a $5 hoe that caught a dizzy spell because she was at wendy's with CALI and kept spinning around because she was trying to look at all the workers there who were even dirtier than she was

But Cali then started rapping and she decided to dip her head in the boiling grease which in turn killed her......

hahaa....cali then stuck fries up her ass and did the mexican hat dance

then i knock her off balance and i took her hat and pond the bitch and used the 5 dollars ta buy ....

to buy CALI a new life...

then cali flew 2 france, but on tha flight over...

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He couldn't phone Lady Fiya because you can't use cell phones in the air....

so he....

so that crazy mutha fucka jumped outta the plane with only an umbrella, and floated softely to the ground mary-poppins style.......then.......

phoned lady fiya collect,
she was pissed so

but then tha man DC popped up and brightened her day when he presented her with a saw to cut her phone line which=no collect call bills

then, everyone at RV laughed cause that last post was stupid so DC went to play some pool..............

with his pee wee herman friends and had a race on there red spaceship looking bikes to...

the liquor store but before they went to the liquor store dey had 2 go pick up some.........................

midgets, so they can hide them under their jackets and look taller to........

gte into the club without being asked for id, but they will be caught because................

instead of putting on more clothes, they took everythin off.....then.......

gave all the bitches mushroom stamps hehe and looked at a fat bitch n said....

Got into a fight with the fat girl because the fat girl tried to eat her hair because she thought it was licorish...........

but it actually turned out to be strands of gum..for sum reason...

then she blew one giant bubble with her butt and floated to the moon..........

haha....once landing on the moon, she thought the craters looked stupid so she took giant shits in all of them...

then, to top it off, she wrote...."i am moon" in the biggest crater so you could see it from earth.......

when a cow saw it, she said "i shall jump over you"

then the converyer belt began moving and the cow was sent to the grinder....

it grinded up her everything and the fatty came back to eat the bone ships only

One minute later, a fat kid fell asleep in the middle of the road..