i stare but dont see there????.............

I put down the mana card 'charge charizard of the kinky cards', eroticism level 3.


HP: 400

Attacks:

Fluffy Pillow- 30 damage
Candy Hearts- Flip three coins. For each heads, your pokemonster chokes on the nastiness and loses 20 HP. For each tails, the Charizard loses 20 HP.

wtf y u talkin bout poke bullshits......lol

Alright, I draw...

Hentai Blastoise.

HP 410

Attacks:

Cock wizzler - Flip coin, if heads you get wizzled with cock. 25 Damage.

CAW CAW - Pick a number from 1 to 10... Whatever number is chosen is gay, and you get confused. Or something.

I use the magic card hump of the dark flame. A puppy humps your card's leg and then nothing else happens.

I attack with Charizard. Use Fluffy Pillow attack. Does 30 damage to a windowsill. Windowsill shatters and jagged blades of glass fall on Pen 'N Paper.

I then place a trap--- I mean a card face down and end my turn.

Got Milk?

I use a time pause card.

The jizz from the dog splatters off and blinds Kein.

Pen N' Paper licks it off.

I now draw LL cool K.

I draw Mimesis and force them to battle.

When this is going on, I use my other eye on my other head to see through the fabric of my pants.

Using the jizz attack, as I presumed he would, Maximus fell right into my trap.

I use the trap card 'Tizzle'. Tizzle goes in a wild frenzy and headbutts the jizzer repeatedly.

fuck u maximus how bout me and kein vs u......lol my dog vs. u who wins idk this is wack as hell

Drawing LL Cool K makes a splatter sheild over the battle feild...

Mimesis is stunned by the shrapnel from Tizzles attack after bouncing off the splatter sheild.

A racoon is place on the field.

First one to touch him eats tomatos and radishes.

In soviet russia, the car drives you.

I try to use a metamorphosis card to turn Tizzle into a vet, but no card in existence has that ability. Instead, I give him a helmet. He puts the helmet in his pants and uses it to attract a six hundred pound lady known as 'Ivanna Candy'.

Tizzle has a child with her known as Twizzler. He then is very delicious, but it turns out that he's actually sleeping with a six year old known as Pinocchio. Pinocchioo is burned in a furnace, and Tizzle uses his scorched wood to make a wooden swan. This two inch swan is thrown at Maximus.

i'm a card.............werd,

Swan is deflected collapsing the Bridge de Giagantus.

Maximus pulls the green card. Border officers subdue Kein with 2 by 4s and cactus cover in olive oil.

Sex sex sex.

Angered by Maximus' treacherous actions, the Lollipop Guild connect to form a massive machine to kill him. Unfortunately, being munchkins of a low calibur, the machine is knee-high on Maximus. So they piss on his shoes and run.

Luckily, I have a map that gives me directions to the moon.

I buy a toad made of a stool. A toadstool.

I give it to Tizzle, who puts it in his pants and uses it to attract the Frog who would be Brown. James Brown.

James Brown uses his soul attack to fend off my attackers, the evil border officials.

Tizzle eats a strawberry shortcake.

George "Dubya" Bush chokes on a pretzel and causes it to rain cats and dogs in Japanese as an accidental side effect.

Unknowingly.... LL Cool K is still on the playing board.

LL Cool K unleashes an unbareable attack. Knob Slobber. Doing this the isles of Vangoshernen are air lifted to the battle grounds and knob slobbed on top of all participants.

EAT BABIES.

my special attack is "BABY CANNON"

i eat babies, and then throw them back up at incredible speeds

Faster than a speeding baby.

We give Daubs a microphone and he begins singing like Brett Anderson. But he looks like George Busey if he was a gargoyle and so he feasts on krumpets and drinks tea from the infamous well of unforgiving sevens.

The alphabet adds a new letter to itself. N.

People don't believe in Santa, so Saint Nick creates a monkey made of chinese teenagers and chinese finger traps.

They ward off all attacks on Kein Witz for one turn and subdue all creatures on the playing field.

This was known as the 1931 Sex Socks Scandal.

werdness.................:shoot:

YOU WIN!!!! OKAY! Fucking gooch clamp.

I will not settle for this.

They rename light 'Maximus'. So Maximus was literally screwed into a socket and was electrocuted by a BOLT OF MINOR INCONVENIENCE. He is also made footless by the unbearable 'TAKE AWAY SHOE AND THEN BE ATTRACTED BY A COLORFUL BUTTERFLY' spell.

In other news, I am forbidden to think about George Clooney...

But that episode of Saved by the Bell.


...Eight Oceans...


HAHA...

I have failed you all.

I need a new name you fucking creative cock sucker.

I will not accept your surrender without setting basic standards for living by Martha Stewart, who is the alias of Elton John.

Ya dig? -nods, eyes wide, shovel in hand, the metal "blade" part covered in blood-

Hes right......

Only if you presume such.

ok how bout Execution.........lol.....like it?????

i plan to pass pen n paper.

Blao!!! Blao!!! Blao!!! Blao!!! Blao!!!

pass pass! pass!! pass!!! idont get it......lol bitch fuck u ill pass u......lolj/p

Like writing notes....

maximus the gladiator...................ARGGHHH!!!

Do not be disgusted by my toenail. It only wants peace.

y not just stay wit ur old name then.......

Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!

Jumping Like A Six Tree.

RAHHHH!!!!!! u......mines capatilize....lol

What old name??

OSB duh??????..........lol

Oh, i might.... It'd be good.

I'm OSB.......:)

my name is cool........props to prince pnp for inventing it :thumbup: