AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA^^
that sux
and sick
and perverted
at the same time.
please never post that again.

iight there was a white guy a peurto rican guy and a black guy and they all go to hell .. and the devil says u can get out o hell if u climb this hole latter wit out lookin down so the white boy goes and the devil says u doped 20$ and he looks so poof he's back in hell then the rican climbs the later the devil says u dropped 20$ and he didn't look . then he said u droped 40$ and he looked then poof he was back in hell finally the black guy climbs te later .. the devil say 20$ he didn't look the devil says 40$ he did't look the devil says u dopped 100$ and he still didn't look . then when he got to the top the devil said how come u didn't look when i said u dropped ur money .. the black guy said ..NIGGA I ONLY CARRY FOOD STAMPS !!!!

Ok...
So Theres Three Guys Who Meet Each Week To Tell What They Did That Week...

The First Guy Goes To A Bar And Sees A Blow Job Machine...
It Says 50 Cents So He Inserts Two Quarters And Gets A Blowjob...

A Night Later The Second Guy Goes Into The Same Bar And Sees The Blowjob Machine...
He Inserts A Dollar And Gets Head Twice...

When The Three Men Meet That Week And Ask What They Did...
The First Guy Said...
I Spent 50 Cents...

The Second Guy Said I Spent A Dollar...

The Third Guy Said...


I Made A Dollar 50...

pick-up lines

1. is that a keg in ur back pocket cuz i wanna tap that ass
2. if i guess the first 3 digits of ur number u gotta give me the rest(ok) 215 ..... thats our area code
3. r u tired. cuz u been runin through my mind all day
4. did it hurt (what) when u fell from heaven
5. are u wearin space pants cuz ur ass is out of this world
6. i have a magic watch that says ur not wearin any panties(yes i'am) damn it must be 5 minutes fast..
7. if i pet u will u follow me home
8. i'm new in town can i have directions to ur house

how do fit 4 gay guys on a stool...turn it upside down

lol stool...ouch though

this shit is hella funny, this thread is geinus

A MAN WAS WALKING INTO A HOTEL AND A WOMAN WAS COMING OUT THE MANS ELBOW BRUSHED AGANIST THE WOMANS TITTY THE MAN SAID IF YOUR HEART IS AS SOFT AS YOUR TITTY THEN YOU`LL FORGIVE ME AND THEN THE WOMAN SAID IF YOUR PENIS IS AS HARD AS YOUR ELBOW MY ROOM # IS 123.

^^^haha, gud 1

don't buy a dumb dwarf.....................


















its not big, an it's not clever

yo, what do say to a wigger walking down the street


nothing, you don't talk to wiggers

this is sick, you have been warned.























whats 12 inches long, hard and makes women scream in the morning?







































cot death.

ha ha

sick, but if you look at it the right way it funny
lol

what does a women do after she returns from the battered womens hospital














the fucken dishes if she knows what is good for her