aliens picked him up, but couldnt find the right hole to probe in......

Then i come in, and say wus up to everybody, not feeling like reading this whole thing, cause its prolly off.

And then Young City saw one of his boys so they decided 2 go smoke a L but when they got there they realized they were out of.......

hand grenades, so he had to go back to saddam's to get one..

But when dey went to find him he was captured by Bush so.................

We called in Rambo and his new sidekick...

and they both put out a hit on Bush..........

then george foreman came in and uppracutted bush's head off, and one off the harlem globe trotters spun it on his finger.....then....

they put it on a g.f. grill where it simmered to a golden dead...

p.s. golden dead is a color now

Not long after Bill Clinton was re-elected back in office.................

The country got better in some ways and shitter in others...

new associates were hired whose only reason for employment were to give bill the occasional B.J.

and Bill Clinton had a Best of Both Worlds Concert wit Jay Z and they...........

played chicken with double decker buses......

jay-z won...so he is now dead...yay? or..not yay?

most of the blood came from jay's lips, now...

so they went to the retirement home to get their groove on.........

but when they got there they forgot da rubbers so they used a glove like in booty call.....

they realized how stupid that was so they just made out watching booty call.......

And then a nurse came it and saw what they were doing........

and she ended up having a penis..it became erect...

so she turned in 2 a "ciara" and they give her da nick name shemale.......

and then she was killed because she males suck.......then a talking cheeseburger appeared

i showed that talkin cheeseburger who was boss when i SMOTHERED him in ketchup..that's right

then before you could eat it.....i stomed it flat and threw it at missbootyfat.....

ketchup got in her eye but she ate it anyway, and her ass got fatter, which pleased everyone

including me cuz i nailed that because zig zag is

"Penis!!!" yelled out a homo in a rondom type fashion

"and your so gay"...exclaimed a teenage girl to her friend in a sarcastic manner...who just happened to be passing by just for the sake of passing by with her friend...because she wanted to pass by somewhere with her friend..but didn't know where to pass by...so she ended up passing by where the ketchup incident happened...so she walked by it and passed by................................................ .................................................. ...................AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD ...

then j. lo got out, took a shit on the girl's chest who in turn kicked j .lo in the pussy...they cried while everyone else laughed...everyone was...

abducted by terrorist camels, which sought out the containment of all the worlds fresh water....

and then they pissed in it while snorting crack up their red noses, because they was chillin wit old saint nick at the...

south pole, because claus up and polluted the north one.....so they

got the sleigh read y but it crashed near kazakhstan...the people there decided to...

and they decided to jump the niggas, but santa wasn't haven it. So he pulled out his magnum condom and shouted....

GIMMIE THE DING DONG!.....then

a heroin addicted dinosaur dry humped a camel who...