lol this kids record is 0-8...wow i would be scared to show my record if i was him...lol but for real atleast you try

Scalpel

Performin operations, killing you with forged occupations..
Disreguardin practicable rules for doctor patient obligations..
In conceltations, Ill split ya spleen, n sufficate ya juggular..
Cut ya mug till you bleedin badly to disfigue ya facial diameter..
Kill ya stamina with a hammer beatin into ya skull a centemeter..
Then stash ya body in trash bags leave u gone.. See ya later..

A barrel of Gun Powder.

Using my big fat barrel of gun powder
I'll blow ur fat arse into chips and chowder
load it into my old skewl napoleonic musket
put a bullet in ur head and piss on ur casket
Invest in some body armour before u come and dual
i'll fight like i rhyme when I'm rapping with you'll

Next Weapon-Thongs with imprinted Australian flag

ok ok ...now dont get me wrong..
usually you wouldnt see me with a thong..
but when it comes to murder..
its the best why to do it..unhearda..
so let me roats this spaztik fag..
the last thing he saw..was the australian flag...
blaHblaH......stupid weapon...
next weopan..... telepathy

I know its been done but i liked the idea so much i had to give it a go.

barrel of gun powder

im usually never violent, but an bad trip got me visioning unrealistic threats,
thoughts influenced by violence, so its down to the dungeon where my toys are kept,
syphon through some barbed wire and i see what i desire,
a barrel of gun powder aww shit now ya lifes in danger,
coz im no stranger to concepts of killing, murder in the 1st degree,
no mercy for a bitchs plea, nor a toy who pissed me off,
so when this motherfucker cut me off, no hesitation from me,
i do whats necessary to get singel him out, catch him off guard,
and drag him into a deserted junkyard,
smash a beer bottle over his head n stab him in the back with a glass shard,
now the motherfuckers buta, i fill his mockets full of powda,
light the flint.....one......two......three....BOOM!
no more left haha content knwing i sent him to his doom.

Shit i forgot to put down a weapon.......Next weapon is still Telepathy.

i use telpathy to throw hard *Punches* instead of weak weapons of hunches//
i pack sickness in bunches and with a weapon ill deour you like fatasses on lunches//
i move everything in the room at you to create your doom and hurl wind at you like a monsoon//
fire from the *Platoon* and i drop bombs BOOM!

BLAH

next weapon : an empty clip

I pull out my gun, point it at your bumpy lip
Pull the trigger, only to find an empty clip
You pull out yours, and I'm like "Oh Shit..."
Just when you about to think I'm your bitch
I release the clip, and ram it right in your dick
Looks like the pavement has just been licked
By your face, alright do you really need a tip?
Don't mess with JRad or you end up like this

haha, forgot next weapon... Torch

next thing u know your sitting on tha porch
when a muther fukkin menace runs up wit a torch
straight to your mothers room,she hits me wit tha broom
next thing ya know sum shit goes kaboom,oh wait.....
it was tha bomb in tha carr,he tried to run.. but he didnt get far....
next time mabe hel know its an attack,but hil be bandaged up like hes from irak
then ill come back once more,and beat tha muther fukker wit tha burned out torch
next weapon hatchet

i pack my "hatchet" in my pocket, got beef i, i grab it and slash it
away at my 'enemies', i got different 'techniques' of endin u quick
without it being painful,if u dissagreeing it a be slow.....
slice ur wrist, cut ur thoat, stab it deep, till the blood leak, end ya hopes and dreams, u want some more holes in ya team, than step up it deffently will happen imediatly.. fuck it.

next weapon- my foot up ya ass.

^
been used before..

next weapon- ur keyboard

The Only Weapon I Got In Life Is My ''Keyboard''..
Key For Key Who The Fuck Gon Step To ''Me'', I'll Cut Ya Ass Up Like Its A ''Broadsword''...
''Lord'' Help My Victim Before I Press ''Delete''...
..My ''Keys'' So ''Hot'' They Bout To Be Used As ''Heat''...
Me n Keys Nigguh, We're The Real Deal, Some Say We're 'Complete''..
I'ma Wrap The Keyboard ''Wire'' Round Ya Kneck If You Try n ''Compete''..
Take A ''Seat'' n Watch Me n My ''Keys''...
We Ride 2gether For Life On ''RV'' So Bitch Nigguhz Get On Ya ''Knees''...!

Next Weapon Is................A Lighter An Lighter Fluid..

lighter and lighter fluid

about to light a 'fuse',/ reuse the same 'lighter fluid',/ 'distribute' ur body engolfed in flames,the 'smell of gases and human flesh' like 'sewage'/, in the air and when it burns out/, re-light ur ashes "if they find out"/ u diffently wont be inside a closed casket or coffin/its not tragic,see ull be inside a jar hidden away inside my closet.. :evilgrin:


weapon- a mattress and a bat

after messing with me I pulled up a weapon for your iris's to see it was a bat I started swigging it hits you flatting you flatter then a rim cap of my L.A flat hat then I realized after you eyes was popped out your skull that I just incased in a murder so I cut you up and place you in a mattress copes came to my house asking have I seen you in the last week or so I said no but then they ask to come in so I summed up the guts and said what the fuck let them in sat down and started herein a heat beating now I no what the meaning of fate means but they never found out I slice and diced you so your still there precise sliding

next thang a speaker box with a billion wats