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Calamity, stop thinkin ya good, kid.. im rippin-ya-rep..
half ya punches were wack.. the other half didnt-make-sense.. fuck ya "type spits" ill drown-ya-face in a pound-of-"mase".. reckon your king shit.. so ima give ya the crown-of-shame.. yo check-this, your rap skills are about as good as ya record.. my straight "lines" "block" your punches like i was playin "tetris".. |
Aight hold up,"mase" and "shame" dont rhyme
and niether do "record" and "tetris" So dont try to pull the wool over our eyes, like we wouldnt notice Im comming from the OG just to fuckin diss you But Im not gonna be soft on your ass like a piece of tissue My rhymes are sick and perverted like a "Japanese Porno" Because fucking with a Dork is a fucking No-No For example, When Im done Ima leave you for dead But only after I crown YOU wiith a crown of thorns then squeeze your fuckin head |
He needs to come his best in battle, so I'll rip of his shirt.
.....and his record counter is empty, like bankrupted clerks. Thought I couldn't knock off his socks, he'll experience defeet. .....I'll fucking tell this kid off, so he can get some relief. I know what he needs, I'll rape this kid like child molestors. .....and I'm jumping over this kid, like using his head to play checkers. |
Ok Percept Shun
Ima spit it too perfection Nigga please,you only got 1 more post then I do Whom ever told you you your shit was dope lied to you Spitting ill shit metophores dopeness and fear I donate knowlegde to your brain like handmedown goodwill gear Rape me like a child molester? Step back nigga,I got somthin better Slit your neck and pull your head back like a Pez Scalp your skull like a savage Indian on the Rez Drowned your ass down in some gasoline lite you shit up , ass exploding expanding at the seams Dont be mad and I dont want to hear that your still bitter Cuz your ass is still black, but your a crispy critter got burned up fool |
Percept Shun
This nigga dont wanna spit, His reportuar is swallowing semen/ I'll smack bats on niggaz spines like Roger Clemens/ Elivate U horrendously, Like the excorcist/ I dont believe In ur rymestyle, like an Atheouse/ Your record is worst then dorks, atleast he got something ill/ Ud fill Ur entire verse wit my name, just so niggaz think U got skillz/ I seen U twice, outa the 3 times U posted/ It aint even thankgiving and Im still haveing japanese turkeys roasted/ U fail to acknowledge my greatness, thank god I havent tested U/ I'll have U crying to Ur parents like Bill Cosby mulested U/ Peace, vote in atleast one of my battles in my sig honestly. It would be greatly appreciated. thanx |
:shoot: Eyedentdy..............
He calls himself eyedendty cus thats what he needs/ Ima beat this guy down and bring him to his knees/ Look in the mirror and tell us all how hard you look/ By the way he rhymes his name should be "crook"/ You as real as Aaron Carter standin to Suge Kinght wit a steel/ You need to ask yourself if your capable of doin what you speak/ If not youll be six feet deep, go ahead keep thinkin you hard/ I just left eyedentdy scarred/ |
MC_SYX you're a bitch, get ready for some licks
dicks like you show that some new dogs can't learn tricks knocking on your door, the reaper comes for more take your soul and the score, you're a sleeper and a bore you about as tough as telletubbies, man I've had enough you like Rodney King in a fight, getting beat with hand cuffs |
we gon bang out so i wait till his ass chuckles...
shootcha fists now dis nigga stuck wit brass knuckles... u act like u nice but i gotta say u a good FAKER..... i'll bake u like a baker, im dissin a preskewl r-kelly he cant spell raper...(REAPER) |
this bitch is rated "R" for retarded, like you'll see at this .com
her lyrics are like the movie Gigli, yeah, it's a fucking bomb leave this site and let the title stay "This is my first post" because instead of you posting, I'd rather see you as a ghost It's kind of ironic that you talk about spelling when you can't get "school" there's that "R" for retard again, man, even Jesus said "you're a fool" |
2 minutes
Im rippin yall, my freak flows beat bros n eat dopes, im leavin em red this kids shit, ya business is wack ya used the R punch twice n missed it, plus jesus is dead Ya fake n faulty, bitin n farmin fa rhymes, im scarrin ya lines puttin snake ta poultry ya got speech marks with no wordplay, like havin hyphens so peeps mistake fa multies What you wrote aint even on a two year old state of bein, im strappin ta choke ya breathin reaper beat cos he cant spit for shit punch weak cos u lie, kid, casper the only ghost you seein some wordplay prac...... im ill as hell, this kids miness content, guys bringin fillies like he was from illadelph i leave you in a state of 'emerge in sea' like atlantis revealed itself I mean really.. my skills bless this bastard, get split with weapons after cuz ill leave this kid "M.I.A".. like an instant message backwards |
this nigga posted 7 '0' 4 AM. dont U sleep at night?/
all his bandmembers take turns.. but aint none of em ever been nice/ cuz damn, This niggaz on the net more then flies/ he should bight me and call himself, "Dialated~Eyes"/ It aint even funny how Ur name pops every time I check this cypher/ its been 3 days and he still hasent changed his dipers/ this niggas hook on Phonics and hot cocoa/ I'll Uppercut em out his chair, do like in Dave Chapelle and fly back in slow mo'/ go to sleep man. all I see is Ur name on this cypher, I was laughing too hard to come up wit a good verse man. fuck. dont U got a job or school shit to do? dddddaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnn!!!!..!!!!..!!!!! . 1 |
"laughin too hard to come up with a good verse"?
Nah, you're just as limp as a biscuit whose names is Durst your text record's 7-6, when it should be 0-13 only way you make money, is when you on guys.. jerking Your hits about as hard as an old man without Viagra man, even paralyzed kids could beat your ass when they attack ya |
You new ta rapbattles so let me show you tha ropes.Drugs is what you inject,but yo flow is never dope.And if that wasn't freestyle and thats sumthin you wrote you garbage as fuck but now I'm insultin garbage and thats sorry (so What).I'ma make you wish you was dead, you should of never showed up.Reaper you not serious,I should shoot you in tha hand you use ta roll up.Smokin dat bullshit, got yo brain toast up,I post up and knock yo shit out tha park like Sammy Sosa.And put it on rap battles as my highlight posta.I'm not tryin ta tell you how ta rap,I'm jus showin you tha way you saposta.Smok did it bitch if you askin I'll appoarch ya.
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To Reaper
This reaper gets put in multiple sleepers/ I'll put a void in his punchlines just to make em fall deeper/ this nigga dont even gotta battle yet, and his lines are basic/ just face it, I'll uppercut U faceless/ have U read ^ again, thinking"damn I should tell a mod to erase this"/ U aint spiting against a god, my flow is nothing less of mythogic/ I'll make U wear make up to hide the bruises like U gothic/ Dreams of beating niggaz twice Ur size and level will never happend/ Its like N'Sync doing a collabo track wit Marlon Manson/ I'll leave lyrically in pain and mentally hurting/ Ur style just went bankrupt like the Surpent/ (his rapper) ha ha ha, U thought Ur shit was nice, ha ha ha, yeah Im still laughin. |
Can't you see, you stupid fuck, that I'm two steps above ya?
my deeper meanings leave you confused, just saying "what the?" You talkin bout uppercuts when you can't even land a punch you're like George W. in Jeopardy, you never have a hunch you think you're hot and burning, when really you're a lamer Even a fire extinguisher won't replace the fact that you're a flamer Can't even spell my rapper's name right, it's an "E" in Serpent If "fucking dumbass" was a language, you would be fluent your using words like "lyrically" because you're trying to be smart if this was your occupation, you'd be on the street pushing karts You're not as good as you think. Get off your high horse, before someone knocks you off it. |
fool proof..ill rap you out ur identity..
with a pencil..a pad.. and a half bottle of hennesey.. full throttle..drive you out of this thread.. fake model..ill burn you so go get your third degree meds.. crisp cook..ill take a bite outta you.. skipped and took to many days outta school.. learn this aint no joke..i promise you .. so why dont you laugh your azz back too comicview.. we dont play when it comes to this.. we go quick like sex..every pump is brisk.. think u can dis me..you just played your own.. cause the death of this rapper was engraved in stone.. |
look what he last said, its wack and thats fact
you must have a fat head, thats why u got a fat cap like a damn christmas present shits a rap you gettin jacc'd of all ya hats so you name is no more time elapse and that is that, you been left in gore.... haha wacc shit... i succ... go ahead someone diss me nigga |
You back from hell again,a sack of skin strung up off of a skeleten,hung up in the closet wackin off over fellow men,more fucked up than a pedophile fuckin his daughter-only ten...days till her tenth birthday,give her a mix-tape the same shape as a date rape drug,daddyz no thug he dont pop no slugs
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reign on me me? Like Milli Vanilli Im a blame it on you
Sound like from your last rhyme you do what R.Kelly do Muthafucka obbsessed with pedophillia You know what Ima do?.............. Ima kill ya Dont come up here spitting wack lines and shit about mix tapes Its your ass nigga that Ima verbally rape So go back to surfing the internet and playing with your thing Because your a fuckin faggot that sucks on cock rings |
Dork!
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lil? go back to the playground, stop breaking mommy's rules
step on the gas and get your ass back to class in preschool I see tupac's your hero, and for a zero that's "high looking" you think you're as good as him, "must be stoned, brain cooking" shawn? like that Fucking Flaming Faggot on boy meets world like a nauseating coaster, your battle makes kids hurl Had to edit your post, to come up with that "shit" "unlike a floater in the toilet", you should sink and quit yeaah* this is not for you, please do leave now to stay true your punches too few, and good rhymes, you only had two *look at the very last part of his, I was mocking him |
:shoot: Aight lil shawn you really itty bitty
This niggaz so small he still sux on his mommy's titty Let me tell you sumthin that these people already know No one takes you serious man your just a joke But here I'll give you a couple words of advice Don't step to real mc's or you'll lose your life Tell me how does someone as soft as you think he's hard Fuck wit me you won't even last a bar This guy thinks he's gonna come out winnin How you gonna trust someone who masterbates to his own image |
ima end this shit before it even gets started/
u will "neva eva"beat me its trillville,cuz u soft hearted/ ima get straight 2 da poin i aint going to hesitate/ aint doin shit wit da bombs you drop,dont even penetrate/ get at cha family wit dem hollow - heat -seakers/ ur rhymes arent deep enough,so im goin a lil deeper/ i know u a bitch,and its hard 4 you 2 find? cuz i killed erry 1 cept ur sister cuz dat bitch was mine/ lined em up n a straight line,jus 2 save bullets 4 my nine/ givin yall swift "deaths" so your "tear"s dont got time to "drop" im strapped wit 3 gloks,i look at you and ya gay ass iz moufin 3 cocks/ |
haha... yo eeeye... a genius never sleeps, ya know? haha...
hmm so youre a big boy huh... bullets from ya nine? ya gon get ripped by band ya clique is bland.. A verse like "iraqi diehards" ... frankly nobody give'sadam' quit disgracin rap - got no talent, good luck in life as a janitor daill tastes defeat, cuz HEAL never 'nail' me...even if he gave one band a 'man a CURE' Ya flows let opponents know that ya prose is way below sets, ima curse this fag so crazy mic check, slice heads n dice necks, style wrecks, ya lines stretched like ya verse had a baby glocks?...please.. this kid really thinks hes worthy to me? .. hardly his 'rectums slogan's' "We Be JAMM-IN"...now he thinkin hes 'Bob Marley' one |
what can i say all your shits played
i aint seen one good rhyme that you've displayed why bother writing more this cat has been whored two bars is all it takes to get this fagget floored |
Yo flow was weak. couldent be hott if you was holdin some heat.
stop boastin' 2 me. I'll spit flaimz till you roastin' to me. this all I need. |
Ok....
Cool down kid, yet you still couldnt hit water if you fell outta a boat... Your just a scared bitch wit 4 losses, like a Castle surrounded by a moat// Haha...weak.. |
Toons rhymes are goofy, they dont even hold loosely.. if i knocked your teeth out, you still wouldnt be loony.. a cocked verb aiming at ya dome exterior.. No matter that your human, to me you are inferior.. dont touch that dial, cause on every channel im rippin ya.. you gotta have small Hat, cause a microscopic head its fitted ta.. |
You got misplaced participles, verbs and nouns
you're rhymin' shit that have different sounds loosely n' loony don't rhyme at all I leave better shit in the bathroom stall Calamity jane...I hope your a chick You can't rap...get back to turnin' tricks |
yo, Ima laugh n get ridda this bitch, scarr n ridicule kids
big words dont mean shit... be honest, son, you dont know what a participle is drop ya mic fast, ya whole styles crap, dont even bother to write back cos kid, even calamity's got better punches than you, and the guys wack!!* ya just a noob, herb, insignificant mc, ima slice n stab at yall my writes 'll scab n maul.. ya vocabs wack... the fucks a bathroom stall?? ................................................no one calls it that....................... *cmon diss me clam.. haha.. you know you wanna |
This bastard salty thinkin he the master of multies
Shit after i give you dificulties as a rapper i'll be on the crapper while you're revulting Revulting that you suck at rapping, when your mouth is shut but your ass is flapping If you think you're good at rapping then you're horrible at acting Cuz you will never be a rapper or actor, saddening but that shit aint never happening Thinkin you have people after your horible rap clapping man that has me laughing At the fact you think you can rap and that's just sad You're simulated to a mutated rat or rodent Thinkin you made it, you're happy and more and show it Thinkin you a GOD at multies, salty, but you got an opponent Callin you to a battle homie,just think, my rhymes don't sink like yours, mine alwayz floating |
this kids a joke ..the rap you wrote me was faulty, ya get bruised wit cites
ya raps is used n tried.. fuck youre wack.. ya rapped salty with multi, and used it twice? dipshit, i flip hits, youre a sorry excuse for a rapper, ima gas ya n light ya ass after ya vocabs appaulling.. rat or rodent? ... wack... and did i EVER say i wanted to be an actor? Im not a god.. im no saviour, nuthin im saving another cat like you called me out, so i ripped up n blazed him some dudes appreciate skill, all the others are hating kid, im not sayin im the best, im just fuckin amazing im cursin this wack.. he got no chance, im just gonna burn him thats that he says his raps float? what the fuck man.. so does the turd i just shat hmmm ... im salty??? hahha... someone has a small vocab... dude i accept your "calling to a battle" seriously... set it up, lets go.. one edit: forgot to diss his name...lol yo, wanna start me? i spark fools, part dudes with sharp tools ruffridahs no rappin name... this kids just a wannabe ja rule or was it dmx... whatever... theyre both pretty wack |
wow lets all just free post cuz a real rapper dissed us...
Ur a loser n a bitch... like mase ur afraid to cuss... U wanna pack the heat then go get a blow dryer... U keep makin rhymes more played out than a 30 year old tire... Right now ur best hopes of survivin r 2 get down n call me sire... Cuz my shits real and u and me both know i aint no liar... U need to expand on ur vocab sayin shat aint a word... Its like ur in 7th grade beatin 2 porn when its blurred... Time to get older now move on from kindergarten... U think u just got dissed... no im just starten... I burn ur style faster than acid burns ur skin... U discintegratin away but u was never really there... Ill freeze u in place like medusas stare... We could battle but it would be unfair... U couldnt battle doctor suess... Ur shit is so wack it reminds me of pimp juice... Dumbass shat is a word |
I tried flow like a million times so Im gonna diss ridah for now.
I got 18 shots for 7 of Ur wak riders, wit the touch of mytus I flow to death/ U came wit 2 other niggaz, I squashed those pests wit baby steps/ thinking U got skillz in rap is just ignorrant/ He ruffrides dick so much, I'll be damn if He dont get pregnant/ I'll rip Ur soul out Ur spine and eat it for breakfast in 2 pops/ Everytime him, shy, and raw killa get together, its like a party at woodstock/ Dick riders are born together but they'll be conquered in sepporate manner/ beaten and battered by my laughter just a while after Ur whole image gets shattered/ dont dick ride kids, its bad for Ur health. |
Its only my 2nd post on this site and im already curious
'dont dick ride kids, its bad for Ur health'? must kno from past experience! what a pussy, sayin who he's gunna diss like he's ready to kill 7-6 and 515 posts?? hmm thats sum skill you were really creative, how did you come up with that? aint talkin bout ya verse, talkin about that lame name thats wack... ..... |
:shoot: Aight check it out.......
Alright now I'll take it easy on this guy, but dude ima probably make him cry, He's thinks he's gifted thats why he calls himself mystic, But I think it should be sumtin different, simplistic See ever heard of the word skills Pop that shit to sum1 else you might as well be killed He talkin bout other peoples posts, wow you got seven thats somethin worthy to boast |
Aiight
SYX is that ya age or ya mutha fukkin IQ,this is the first time i've seen you post and already I don't like you~take it easy on the guy huh you went feathers and bubbles,i'll stomp a hole in ya ass with feet like Barney Rubbles~
let's see who gonna cry after you see my post,your name is syx he had seven now who trying to boast~symplistic ain't the word kid you juvie as fukk,now :bang ya head: against the wall cause you just been :humped: |
TO MC_SUX!!!
Oh, shit b4 you posted i shoulda put good luck didnt kno i was gunna get a horribe verse back from MC_SUX! fuckin idiot, you only made your self look like a retard yea i was cryin alright, from laughin so damn hard! i would say ur so talented but everybody already knows i mean just look at your skill you rhymed 'boast' and 'posts!! WOW!!!! fuckin idiot back off |
apple dumplings....kisses in the summer...
call me 50 cent, i got bitches in a hummer. fags, toads and all thats wet.... you think im gay, well place your bets melly....belly.....smelly feet.....kiss my ass like deli meat.... i like big black cocks....please stisk it in my asss... large....cart....futura.....yeah that what up niggers...... i key with one hand....the other in my ass...... last time i went in 10 inches...thats what im tryin to surpass..... august is up...june is down.... july connetcs the both.....like and arab unibrow.... i like hairy lips....it really turns me on........ i like to watch my mom...dance in a thong.... running fast....jumping hurdles.... call me the ass shredder....cause i like humping turtles... i bang beverley hills...i like oprah winfrey so call me bill... d link....norton anti virus......big balls niggers kill........ micrsoft......dell computers....a hyperlink like desktop users.... i can spell my name out quick....like the secret windows shooters..... hairy nipples....eyes and teeth...i bite hard like front windo seat... 50 dollars...monster 8x cable and a boyscout... equals the amount i need to play my toys out..... i want to shout out to all the bitches with anal cob webs.... i used to get raped by R. kelly until i was adop~tep.. i wanna thank all my fans |
why bother dissin him....read his verse rofl^^^
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