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sed "hey there, would u like 2 share and egg salad sandwich wif me?" then tha bomb strapped 2 tha pregnant womans stumach went off and...
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...I slapped the shit out of the poster above me for writing something so dumb, and then hospitalized Fataal Lyricks. *doctor: we never will located his left testicle*
anways, so the bomb was destraped from the preggy woman and.... |
glued to miss lyricist's face
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THE END.
(Unless people keep bumping this thread) *Shrugs* |
then KOOL COL-B came and bumped tha thred, werd
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and so did dro.
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then KOOL COL-B and Dro took out they AR-15's and....
werd |
shot up the nursery of a hospital, there were so many babies...
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that they couldnt breathe and died
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then it was a huge funeral
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the funeral was so large that..
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no one could fit in the biulding becuz it was too cramped
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with mad people not dressed in black but dressed in...
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jello...thas right, jello....
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...and then everyone started to eat their clothes until...
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termites came and attacked them, so they...
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they sprayed the termites with saw dust to distract them
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from kesses ass......to red bulls....
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...which failed, and the termites chowed down on Kesses ass when...
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rick james came in to save the day with a...
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...spatula...which he started to use to spank Kesses ass in an attempt to get the termites off...
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then decided he'd kidnap someone and take 'em beyond the grave so he could have a play mate :)...
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he chose L. Veracity because he felt that her ass was nicer than nice :thumbup:
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but L.Veracity called up her secret man lover Young Law to come and rescue her, after that, they had rescue sex, thats the best sex
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then souljah walked in like "what the fuck? who in the hell let this boogerbear out their cell?", but soon realised he had just walked into Latinkitten and Kings room...
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adn they proceeded to spit roast latinkitten (not the threesome way) to eat her devilish mucus as a mark of sacrificing crappy textcees and then shitting their useless bits out...which was all of LK i'm afraid...then they sat down and watched Flash Gordon...whilst doing so...
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...tha q burst through the door wearin ass-less leather trousers. souljah was like "aww hell fuggin naw" and jumped head first out of the window and left Kings in the room and...
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and Q approached Kings and said...You know the drill, drop them draws..King then looked out the window and realized he was on the 10th floor then.....
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he said *fuck it* and jumped off and the next morning...King's brains was splatterd on the ground...but then....
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K-trin made his return and ate the splattered brain of kings however suprisingly......
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...he transformed into serbness and said...
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im gay..........
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then out of nowhere bang a hole blew through serb's head and a hispanic dude in an nwa baseball cap quickly rolled away down the street in his wheel chair. apexx came out of no where and...
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started saying random facts, and all this because it turns out that apexx is really.....
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a cyborg sent from the future to reak e-havok on RV.... and battle wit the Q untill The sky falls ontop the ocean and....
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...socrates' ripples send shockwaves through the world's major cities.....
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causin President Bush to bust 27 nuts simotaneously ejaculating time travel into exsistence.....
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...then saddam hussain went back in tmie, found george bush as a baby and....
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orally raped him, which is why everytime george bush talks now he pauses and remembers that one day, but then he realizes that....
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....monica lewinsky is suckin his dick, and then he says "bitch, bill's over there", and...
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