Yo Hazard-ous You Seem Gay So Come An Let Me Dick You,
Naw Not Like Dat, Like Yo Big Words Dat Was Miss Used,
So You Mic You Betta Drop It I Got Issues,
You Ain't Qualfide Fa Shit But To Get Ripped Up Like Some Tissues,
I'll Leave You There Fa Dead An Then Call Tha Cops Wit Some Bad N.E.W.S.
I Jess Killed This Nigga An There Plasma All Ova Tha Bathroom

ayo UK no hate... if u want it u can git it too but i gotta serve dis punk ass Complex Illness cuz he dissin ma boi one man band... watch me merk u den OMB

FUCKIN PUSSY!!
ayo..
read tha tutorials cuz ya rhymes r wack so save-it/
think ya had game? ya mustve misplaced-it//
u can spit as many bars as u want, but you wont ever have a punch/
punk pussy, im eatin u up call me Cap'n Crunch//(lmao)
ur needn help tha way im tearin you apart/
put tha Pac CD down.. go back to "Tearin Up My Heart"//

i hate dez fuckin punk ass little newbs thinkin they ill wen they fuckin wack, dissin real emcees n then gittin served n still comin back for more...
put real simply.. COMPLEX ILLNESS BATTLE ME!!!!

~1~

Hate to do this but are u fuckin serious

look

My Flowz cause that kinda shit niggaz was prayin for
Sayin u can rip me I flow like "water" so u aint Sho(re
Ill kill fake mcz let them bleed for mercy dogg
u more underground then a soul from a killer ground-hog

we can go back to back but u anit up on ma level
if u like to "Rock" "Stonez" on ya necklace u probbley got fruity Pebbles
i'll tell u again u aint sure up to me ill kill ya bitch ass
ill leave ya more crushed like if NewYork Streetz had Grass

Man dont talk shit like that Son cause u fa sure new
if we had the movie for freestylin this whould be You Got served 2
and the You gos for u knowin u flowin ass man
Serve u 1 serve u 2 kno more for this Garbage can
u live there too suprised u got a computer
to go on this divice u so dumb u need a tutor
We got rap freindz bitchis and allwayz foez
ill call u cap-t-n crunch cuz u got stretch markzs on ya toez

U goin downhill like us in a landslide,
Quit now so u can save ur pride,
A killer groundhog... now lets come to earth,
Thats like sayin ur the first dude to ever give birth,

im tired so im out

crazy fool laughin at a verse that was better than his
pullin rhymes like that, ur the only one who is gettin dissed
please i hope to god that you were really tired
cuz that shit was wack, even for a fuckin cypher
on da real that shit just came out lame
if that verse was CRAZY then i dont want to be insane
.............

lmao... sin give em a break...

mystic:
YO, MY VERSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
YOU WOULDNT BE PAST A FIVE YEAR OLD IF YOU WEAR OLDER THAN FOUR
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT IS GETTING DISSED
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT RHYMATING, BUT LOOK AT THIS
THUG NIGGA BRO DAWG ON THA REAL BRUDDA, THAT CAME OUT LAME
IF THAT VERSE WAS WACK, THEN I GUESS I WILL PLAY A COMPUTER GAME

YAH?

WHO HAS RAPPA GANGSTA SKILLS 2 DIZZ ME, YO? KIZZLE? MIZZLE? FA SHIZZLE

this kid cant be tellin the truth, when his rhymes flow falsly..
spitting wack against me, is like fighting pit bulls...its costly..
i was tryna follow ya verse, but along the sharp turns lost me..
the way you not experienced flowing over bars like poll vaulting..
in a world full of evil,this guy is the only one facing his deamons..
the way i spit life.............got his mic cords dripping in seamen..
smackin you with spoons,knives and forks only time you go silver..
my rhymes are hot like single moms.........making ya dick build up..

lol...


yo, i was playin around so back up ya noob, like circumsitions just hack it ya jew
amazin wit sound, ... calam, i wasnt tryin to spit wack, i was just actin like you!
ya outta nice writs, but im gettin in this, bring flow, n gon' spin with big hits
my dick builds for single mamas... cool... but you never had a dick to begin with!
rough in the brawls, tough in the balls, im not just fuckin with yall
flarin wit heat till ya blarin "retreat!".. so kid, quit the cutlery talk
cuttin records, ya cant hang, im mixin, n executin the loops
im "shootin" ya, even "through the net," like ya used to be "hoops"!

you say you executin the loops, an you talk about circumsision like
your visions to dehood all ya troops, its quite clear that this boy is a fruit,
an you dont need hoops,coz all that you been shootin is blanks through an empty noose,though you are i aint gon call you wack, coz im still a newb
but even with that to use against me, in a battle you'd still lose.

Must be a newbie, so watch how the merke commense
Your verse is pathetic & really didnt make much sense
You could read my brilliant line, but still remain wise-less
Viewing springer tapes is the only time you seen riot
I cut ya some 'slack', like ya wear high water jeans
Then snap ya ankle in the hood, so you could da a ganster lean

Who r u... ive never heard ur weak rhymes,
Ur not good now n u werent good in any lifetimes,
So u think ur a rapper cuz u threw together of weak lines,
And u think ur a gangster cuz on tv u seen a couple of nines,
Well heres the truth ur not shit... just anotha 2 get merked,
U fall before like ur playdough... easily gettin worked,
Im the picasso of the rap industry,
Ur like an old painting just sitting getting dusty,

Wit tha flow you can tell I'm in a good mood.My straps love ta eat heat niggas call it soul food.And ya brain relocate,slugs help it move,ta tha concrete condoes yeah ya boys a fool.In tha hood they call me Tim cause I stay wit tools,wit more power flow2crazy need a jump or two.When you see me on ya block I'm not jumpin you,I roll solo, so low I can see when my foots stompin you. Nigga, go back ta tha lab is what you need ta do, cause yo raps fixed it got a kink afew.I make up shit cause I'm creative when I'm killin crews, and you.........jus my punchin bag when I come through.Bitch nigga

........man ima blow rock up, when i leave this smok's Concrete blasted..
his flow and verse should be Hospitaled,the way his structure is absent..
getting reemed by me, is the only way he can say Disaster struck him..
hes so focused on spitting hard ................his rhymes were stuck in!!..

chea back up son..

ayo...
Verbal Breakdown on a verbal attack/
the only calamity here is that shyt u call rap//
cmon son, step ya game up or git dimembered/
burst busted n cracked.. o shyt i lost my temper//
but yea.. its no hate.. jus tha rules of tha game/
battle m n cats is sure to remember ya name//

~1~

Man i crack raps like yours in half the time it took for you to post em..
..........lil bitches get outa line, and i use my mic Cord to Choke them..
............i thought we all knew words like "Verbal" are Played as Games..
your like a Ice with out the cream, only worth half of my Rhymin scheme..

Listen ima put calamity in his place....
Dis pussy nigga is like his avatar scared to show his face....

Get out of cypher dogg ya wastin ya time....
n get ya shyt tighta cuz games n scheme dont rhyme....

Im too ill 4 dis man i bust catz like these.....
Ima unibomba ill tell u to say cheese n spray 3....
atcha teeth, u a fake ass emcee.....
den i'll put a grenade in ya casket so u cood rest in piece....

If i died right now,only time you'd have a chance to win..
........i got this writer broken, like i took his cast to pen..
like im smackin you with windows,man this match is curtains..
you bout as useful to this battle,as broken brains to surgons..
you'll flunk with me,like sending any college ya transctipt..
EVen if Apo made ya punches,I highly doubt they'd be landed..
.................0-0 is ya record, and amazingly that it'll stay..
especially since you suck and not worth the time to spray..

Take a hint from ya sig... yo it's a "Sickz" line minimum...
4 outta six twice in a row is how he's sendin'em
half ya rhymin scheme was ok... the other half?
Sanitation makes extra trips to ya crib collecting trash
cal-Amity-ville horror when spitting... killing the cypher
the type to type to the off-beat time of a type writer

i aint even in the mood, but i still crack his gramma like a english teacher..
you cant handle my truths like i was the bible n he was a faithless preacher..
ya arms are stubby, you not above me, cant even climb with rock tools..
dumbass baught glass, sold it for less, and thought he had copped jewels..
last bar is boasting,cause in ya own defeat are you roasting,to a black ember..
i didnt need ne punches, a structure, not a opener and definatly not a ender..

stating other cats can't ryme,jus take a look at his avatars 2 last lines,
ya ~not nice~kid,gettin tossed like ~wedding rice~ya life outta time,

this kid lays for'periods'at the end of his lines in hope ta fix his structure,
his tampons are bloody like his chest after these words give him a punture,

his 25 posts are prolly worth jus that~he'll never 'buck'~with barrettas,
kids outta luck,he's ran outta 'threads'ta sew his name ta real"sweata's,

the next cat can try ta diss me as best as he can~so i say goo'luck~,
cause you can't eat me even if ya stuffed me in ya gut for a tummy tuck,

Ok.... let's start with "Hardwood"... what are you? some sorta homo
Even ya sig is tryna tell ya that ya life-style is a no-no
I tried to school ya once but it seems as if ya getting dumber
The rules are stating 6 lines ... I guess four is his favorite number
ya disses don't offend me... matter fact i kinda laughed
how this kat get 10 wins outta 18 when most of his shyt is ass?

chea ima diss calamity again jus cuz everybody doin it lmao....

plz kid, ya say the same thing about everybody/
u couldnt spit hot shyt if u was in seven's-body//(seventhird)
i aint ja rule dawg, plz believe i can clap back/
u should 'play' a 'train conductor', how u 'act' on 'tracks'//
ayo im fo real, n u jus playin-tricks/
i'll bend ya body outta shape like paper-clips//
ya flo is weak, mines smooth as velvet/
i put tha 'eagle' to ya 'head' like 'McNabb Helmet'//

~1~

Yall sit and worry bout structure,look at ya rhymes first.This is text but yall should really recite ya verses first.And I don't know which is worst ya fuckin name or ya raps.6 ta finish,I'll be finish before tha 5th slug even connect wit ya hat.Ni99a you wack but I'm sure that you use ta hearin this quote.You must have a hundred hands cause you tha only one feelin tha shit dat you wrote.Sayin you dope,I don't think so its ya drug habit that is,garden of Def,I don't need EVE ta remove ya ribs.Who is this? 6 hes alright if like half azz poetry.Ta get hit all you gotta do is say yes like Floetry.

Calamity

You such a punk all u can do is spit in cypher
Seen a Bitch wit a Gotee and a dick and this dude liked-her
now thatz kinda poor and Lookz aint diceving like that
niggaz so in love wit Animalz he fuckin raped his cat
another Disgrace to life can't do right i spit all night
u spit wit all mite,if u wear a XXXX-Small shirt then u be tight

fucka marv/
a knife in a face is how i carv/
hes shit, and was the bitch on noahs ark/
knock em out, shove a gun in is mouth/
then red dot his nose, cus he got clowned/
whooooo

u sure kept your word on keepin it 6 lines minimum
u couldnt match words if u tried using synonyms
smiling at niggas, saying "u might get raped"
i got no respect for this NETS kat, he's a fake
i could get on your record, but mines the same
imma catch u and sleep u, shabba ranks
aint nobody caught sleepin, but are u still breathin
when u got a knife in yo neck, J DOT's the reason

J Dot chu wanna battle
yo shit is commercial
I'll beat yo ass
Like Oprah beat dem niggas on "Color Purple"
Now you can battle back
Battle as hard as you can
But I swear I'm a rip up an spit chu out
An leave you dead where you stand.

yeah orright


with static i rupture, spittin n blastin holes in ya chest
more bold than the rest, aint seen nuthin as bad as ya structure
watch out for ya grill.. my writes smash with excellence
its like you had a test to miss, the way nuthin about ya is ill


WHOOOOAAAA get ya domes round that rhyme scheme!!!!!!!!!!!!

ill break a one man band...there aint no stoppin me/
this hes nice, but sound more like a cacophony/
eat that, kid u wack/
you can get bitchslapped/
and ill make u take a nap/
and put ya brains in ya lap/

whooooooooo

comeback
 

yo ok i blast and leave ya brains all over roads like tire prints and or yellow lines......... you need to retire ''prince'' b/c i cant stand how this fellow rhymes...... i ahead of ur times.......... comeback me going easy

AYO i could WRAP this nigga SCRIPT WITH "RUBBER-BANDS" and it still WOULDNT be considered *TIGHT*........
i would PUT MY FIST UP but why BOTHER cuz MY Punchlines are just ITCHING TO *FIGHT*.....
NOW im grabbing A CHAIN TO STRANGLE YOUR BRAIN SO YOU can look retarded JUST LIKE YOUR NAME...LMFAO
ima BLAST-YOUR-HITS and this NIGGA perfers MEN'S ASS-THEN-TITS...LOL
I SHOULD just replace the "C" WITH A "J" AND HAND HIM OVER MY NAME CUZ this bitch is a JOKE....
AND just BY looking at your 6 LINES I KNOW YOU FUCKING BROKE....

J Dot up in diz bitch gettin Cockey neva talk bout da Netz JerZey Holla Right herr Repsent

Look

Yo i Rarley Be Rappin think i joined in May
Fuckin Indian Got a Dot on ya 4 head lookin like a J
Nigga im Sikk u messin wit netz and shit
Fuck Knicks if u reppin them like them uz a Bitch
I Rip Clitz Fuck bitchz and rep for Jersey
u Got 2 Metal Piped wit 1 of ya punches in it still didint Hurt-Me

Your "Complexity" lacks intensity to hit with precision//
Ya style reps crayola while mine flows nuclear fision//
Any common bitch can make beef begin//
But it takes a real champ to bring it to an end//
Improperly performin' curses in distorted verses//
Ya crippled flow has ya style leavin' in hurses//
Sure ya boys got ya back performin' massive gang rapes//
Seen 'em on the net in R. Kelly tapes//
Its clear and explicit that ya ass is illicit//
Claimin' you joined May when ya stat says different//
You's a bitch lookin' fruity, suck dick and lick booty, while i hang long wit' my caramal cuties// ( 05 )

First off u gots ta learn how to rhyme...
Maybe ull do better next time...
But i doubt that cuz ur flow is irrelevant...
U eatin more nuts than a fuckin elephant...
So go home and rethink ur style...
Cuz rite now it stinks worse than a shit pile...
Hang up the phone and press redial...
Maybe ull make a better connection...
But that still wont help u wit ur 2 inch erection...
Im on top of the world and i rule this section...
Im not bush or kerry but ill win dis election...

Flow 2 Crazy? how about flow not there?
ya style is like ya avatar... assed out and bare.
fixya structure fucker... better yet, find another
ya lines'll fit better if ya st st st st stutter.
wack ass lines like eatin more nuts than an elephant
ain't hittin... you going the same route that Nelly went!

Unwritten Hazard? Those bars should have stayed anonymous!//
Flyweight? Now is that on some boxer ish//
Or a fetish term for those who eat from MC's that's dropping shit//
I'm guaranteed to destroy your populace no matter where you're popping kid//
Black or white i'll end your career like Webster and the Poppadopolaces//
Pen strikes pinstripes across your esophagus, curving a 8th hole in your windpipe cause what you blow is perposterous!

Yoyo

Unwritten Hazard Nigga Thug Lots Of Shit/////
Flyweight? Now Is That On Some Boxer Ish//
Your Raps Are Like Istanbul////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
You Are Gay And I Am Cool////////////////////////////////////////////
You Are A Fool/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Go To School/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
And Then Drown In A Pool///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

U call urself the multi master... nigga ur rhymes are just like plaster~
Hard outside n soft underneath... when my punches hit u just clench ur teeth~
Tryin to bare the pain... but u know if i connect to much ittl drive u insane~
My style goes right to ur brain... now ur on the ground just plain slain~
U couldnt elevate in a jet... dont fuck wit me im betta than any vet~
U got better odds playin roullette... cuz u know that my flow is well kept~