hay yo

i grab this toilet paper to shove down your mouth/
jammin it down til you ralph/
now im laughing as you gasp for air/
i dont care/
waitin for you to collapse/
me killin you is such a relax/



(next weapon- pen)

lotsa things i can do to you with a pen,
ill draw flowers all over you just to begin,
next up is the infamous nose piercing for free,
sorry bout the big hole,and all the excess bleeding
i'll sew it back together with a hypadermic needle,
there all better,did i mention now u have hepatitis c too.


next weapon:double headed dildo

Don't make me Dick slap ya twice, once for luck and ~D~ other ~4~ Life/

I'll kill this Flaming Fairy Faggot with his Double Headed Sword/
A Double Sided Dildo w/Fancy Furry Grips Hear him screaming O-Lord/

That's a tounge Twister cuz we know your tounging 'Mister', ~N~ stealing dildo's from ya sister/

I'LL RAM YA WITH THAT DILDO UNTIL YA ASS BEGINS TO BLISTER/

NOW THAT'S A 'SHITTY' WAY TO DIE, DEATH THRU YA 'PRIVATE-EYE/

NEXT WEAPON= HOT CURLING IRON

u shoulda gave me a wepon of choice..now its up to emagination
ill sew ur mout shut so u could think about the wack shit ur sayin
this is my wepon of choice now motha fucka..u hear my piercing
ur wack..so ill put some scare into ya..when i sew u into a fierce being
so pear in me..n take a look into something grate...
cuz with this machine...a sewing isnt the only think ill be putin ta ya face..

next wepon...fishing rod

ill grab tha fishing rod u gave me and ill start bashing u//
man its so bendy ima whip lashing u//
then i start getting bored so i stab u with it//
then i hear a cop siren and run like shit//
saying yaz wack just got u a hired hit//
man this guy say he got skilled but he just got killed//

Next Weapon : A shoe

my *shoe* leave blood prints/ from knockin muggs in/ heads get trampled underneath like rugs get/ wit musket locked/ punks get dropped/ harder than a slut gets cocked/ one up this shot/ mc bass got this whole shit locked....

next weapon: poison dart

hay yo im gonna enjoy this start
cause i get to kill mother fuckers wit a poison dart
destroy this mark wit a full disguise
throwin darts at this bitch like aimin for a bullseye
you feel the venom pentetrate and you die slow
left a vegetable..........like terry schiavo.....


next...................

a beer can

i got my beer can by my side/in da ride ready ta do a mutha fukkin drive by/ ride up on dey side/thro da beer can at there eye/now they crying lying there praying ta god dat they aint dying man i feel like im flying/high in da sky wit da beer can by my mutha fukkin side/i look around and all i see is beer cans flying around/i look up/i look down and i see a man crying/ so i hand him a full beer can and he drank it/ now he is up in da air screaming i juss dont give a care/



NEXT WEAPON~ CLAM

first off fuck you,yea im an alkoholic
call me drunken masta or pillatonic
eithier way ur goin down for the count
1,2,3,strikes son ur out
finish my beer and rip it open with a knife
corner of a beer can slit r throat that ended ur life

next extension cord

Ima hang you wit an extension cord plug it in so maybe you can cause some static/
pull u in so i can add u 2 my collection in the attic//
im doin the world sum good cuz ima deletin another faggot/
im tryin 2 quit cuz im startin 2 make this shit a habbit//
i rather distroy you verbaly cuz jail is something i cant afford/
but dont forget i never hesate 2 reach 4 my extension cord//

next weapon:tire iron

take the tire iron,toss it through ur windshield why ur driving
disfigured face and a loss of teeth is how you dieng
take you in the woods throw bleach and gasoline all ova ya
skin pigment albino,light the match and poof!ur torched son
all we have left is a few bones but mostly ashes
i piss on it to put it out,then im gone like favre passes.

next weapon:steaming hot grits

yo i got this grits, no doubt and it's steamin-hot/
so once i touch ya face it'll burn and i repeat it allot/
until i burned ya face off, then i'ma toss it down/
grab my shovel and knock ya into the middle of what was that round?/
fuck it ya bouta drown, cuz i put ya under the water/
won't let ya come up for air and that's how i get rid of pill-boy taken from pill-father/
ask the mom and she overdosed, too bad ya were born next mornin ya comatose/

next weapon:protractor

yo i'ma ta take tha rotractor and rip ya in half/
u b like a protractor, b a circle but cut in half/
look, b happy, u now a member of fear factor, and sum filthy trash/
u shitty rap acter, get ready to get slashed/
i'ma like a raptor, and i'ma kill u wit my gas/
ur ass iz rashed, and u lost ur class/
back up before ur my next victom of a dine and dash/

next - rusted spoon

I think that it's time that I showed you some old skool cutlery,
i put a rusted spoon in ya neck, give ya lock jaw, now talk back ta me/
knifes might cut ya, but wiv this spoon I scrape out ya brains,
that's a small meal so i make spaghetti out of ya veins/
if ya take this weapon from me i call you 'Uri Ghellar',
cos you standin there nothin but a 'spoon bender'/

next weapon - pool cue

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i'ma take take this pool cue and sharpen tha end
grip it in my hands and stick it up ur rear end
bend over, its not a game, u say u take my veins
hows that when its a pain game, its shame that u in my rein
i'ma leave u slain, and let tha acid rain change ur shape
long and thin, like a pool cue, now listen up
ur death is due, tha sky is blue, and well u smell like a shoe
so i'ma pool this fool, wit my cue, and let u moo like a animal

next- a mouse