chutney hey ur back from hong kong
ill kick u in ur egg roll n say "so long"
put u back were u belong playing ping pong
with mao zedong
so ur talking about anal screwing
i havnt talked to u in a while what have u been doing
chewing on the weiner pursuing what u should be undoing
meanwhile tattooing ur ass to say i love bruce
now thats duce one guy makin ur ass loose
the other puttin ur mouth to use
now u should look fer ur 3rd victim to seduce
a 13 year old up thats child abuse
go to jail with no chances of bail
but thats like you using prevail to molest a little chinese male

what the hell was that?

did anybody else think that maybe that was the biggest piece of shit aatempt eva?

u fucked in the head man

Yo case im wonderin why u botherin ta come rappin //
didnt u take a hint at ur first show wen even ya mum n pops werent clappin//
the birth of you must be sumthin your family never wished had happened // lucky u in another counrty ill stick ta ryhmes ta give u a slappin//

im still waitin for ur ass ta come n battle me dawg //
then i can fuck u off n say so long // n take my first battle as victory number one //

wack bitch

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if it were up 2 me id diss up chutney
but ima diss up nutcase, man he unlucky
chut u right wen u say his diss was shit
they weak and homo's always seem 2 come in2 it?
trust me i know this fool well
i jus beat him in a battle sent this dick 2 hell
showed him wat tru talent was
and since then he been silent, he aint got da guts
so if he hits back at this i got an offa 4 u chut
lets fuck this bitch up, finally get his mouth 2 shut

It's seem like chut and 3d be doin a double team
lets make this shit even, 3 on 1, includin me
nutcase what u be sayin, why u wanna take an anal sprayin?
Cut that shit out, enough of the gay jokes ok
No one really cares what the fuk u hav to say
Your style be old, jus like ur mother
mum jokes are shit too, lets silence another.
3d and chut, jackin off under the covers
they swear they aint gay...''eerrr we be brothers!''

Hey guys y everyone gangin up on Nutcase
its obvious that he aint straight now lets slow down the pace
im mean this guy chutney is from hong kong lets be serious i dont puff but u can get smoked like a bong but u if u aint gay i dont know who is
why u wearin a thong ????
3D can u see me its clear to me that u battled the wrong person if u wanna get ya status stop battling these lil kids get wit a real crew me and this kid deeni we bout to take over the game
oh and this dude chadlad hes a lame i mean look at his name lad he using it extremely well i mean oh hell im admit it hes my son
on that note im out get at me
ONE

Who the fuck is this guy above me?
he is wishin he cus crawl upon me
U want sum, then try get summin from me
but all u will get is a fist to the face
imma win this rat race, the price is showin u discrace
i am the leader of the master race, were here to put u
and all ur lil bitches back in ur place

u are very good rappers wishi was that good

MC Danny its time to learn a new game/
Your introdution into the hall of shame/

RAISE UP OR GET DISMEMBERED AND MAMED/
ELUSIVE IS THE STAIRWAY TO FAME/
kILLED IN COMBAT WITH NO BODY TO CLAIM/
SUCKING UP BECAUSE YOUR RYHMES R SO LAME/
I'LL SLAP YOU DOWN AND TOSS YA OUT IN THE RAIN/
TURNING PUDDLES INTO MASSIVE BLOOD STAINS/
RATTLE YOUR VERY ESSENCE WITH PAIN/
INCINERATE YOUR FLESH ...DOUSSED IN BUTAIN/
ROLL A PHAT ASS BLUNT AND SMOKE YOUR REMAINS!!!

What are you nuts/
you can rhyme you puts/
get off the stage/
you might hurt yourself//
I am feeling rage/
fo what you spit/
this ain't shit/
for someone like me/
but you/
you need to go/
your to slow/
your rhymes/
they sound like x-mass chimes/

UH OH DEENI'S BACK WIT A BRAND NEW RAP/
ABOUT THESE WACK CATS WHO TRY TO ENTER THE CYPHER/
YOU BETTA STAND BACK CUZ I'M BOUT TO IGNITE YA/
TURN YOU TO DUST WITH JUST A TOUCH OF THE KEYBOARD/
HAVE YOU STUMBLIN OVA YA WORDS,
LIKE SAYIN SALLY SELLS SEASHELLS AT THE SEASHORE/
3 TIMES FAST, ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED TO GET RID OF YA ASS/
DONT GOT TO PAY NO ONE CASH,
CUZ THEY'LL DO IT FOR PLEASURE/
THROW YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE,
JUS SO YOU COULD FIND THE BURIED TREASURE!!!!!

poor chutney cant take words
talkin like hes huge n im unheard
u shouldnt be here u should be transfered
back to china town
with slippers, stockings, n a night gown
u be like 3d n spit shit after u write it down
leave this web site to be safe n sound
cuz u cant stand on this ground
after taking a beating pound after pound
let u stand up n try to walk around
walk threw the door look what i found
3d sucking chutneys dick jumpin for it like its a rebound

look at dis dawg trying to rap he goes by the name 'nutcase'//
hes a disgrace to all rapper, stinks up the lyrical race//
he tried to diss out other mc's but it didnt give them a phaze//
my lyrics give him nightmares and so does the sound of my name,Purple Haze//
dont rap again because your lyrics are obviously crap//
confining your self into dissing me will lead you to my trap//
im done wiht you, your nothing compared to me//
im a lyrical master of disaster a.k.a an mc//

this faggot ain't from no hood, only one he's been to is the one on his shirt/
such a closet faggot he likes to dress up on the weekends with plents of skirts/

this muthafucka gets merked, by anybody plus me/
his style is so sick makes me have to go pee/

"rEpReSeNtIn mAh hOoDs!" is what he says in his sig/
he means the gay neighboorhood cuz of his PURPLEISH haze/

B.A.D.R.A.P. is a good name for you/
your alittle bit like Rod Carew/
Street legand that never made it big/
Yall never be a pro/
your to soft/
Like a new born/
You still look at porn/
can't get laid/
yall just fade/
While I make this a trade/

^ If you make that a trade then I quit.. :p

The End, the name seems rather fitting/
Becoz, soon will come the finish of your lacklustre spitting/
poor administrating, lack of humble peeps catering/
a jumped up rb snob who i be penetrating/
with a big long hard rhyme that gets right up yo ass/
u wanna change a word in the line above? no i think ill pass/
plz stop butting in cyphers, with yo hypocrtical freeposting/
step in2 an Eborted Stronghold your in for a roasting//

please dont ban me

You silly faggot dicks are for chicks/
correct your lyrical spits/
castrol gtx flows threw my vains/
goin to fast most yall brains/
ill melt the street when i run threw/
only thing you smell is that upper lip fool/
my slow flows are remarkable/
even at this pace you cant keep up though/
i might even walk rite out in your consoul/
ive got black eyes already from no sleep/
sleep is for the week more or less the meek/
ill dick slap your bitch tell the pink meat show/
then slang dat ass for yukon jack a glass condom and bowl load/

guess whats next
techs fuck u expect bitch
but imma call out one name and one name only
to this lame chutney
cant take a couple words aww poor baby
do u need mama, need me to give you ya baba
let me say it to u in ya language goo goo ga ga

SHAOLIN N JERZ TAKIN THIS SHIT OVA/
SETTIN UP MEETINGS WIT JEHOVAH/
CUZ WE GOT MORE RANGE THEN ROVERS/
U CANT HOLD US DOWN/
WERE JUST TO NICE/
WE MAKE SURE PEOPLE ARE DOIN THIS RITE/
CUZ WE DONT LIKE BUSTERS/
WE HIT'EM UP WIT CLUSTERS OF SHELLS/
THATS A BULLET THAT HIT YOU IF YOU COULDNT TELL/
YOUR BODIES DECOMPOSIN/
YOUR BLOOD IS NO LONGER IN MOTION/
DONT ASK ME HOW I FEEL,
CUZ I GOT NO EMOTIONS!!!

you all should give up rappin'
you should spent more time crappin'

I'm not even going to respond to your levels/
shit's getting deep, cuz ya spit what I shovel/
stay off line and keep eating your fruity peebles/



I really had to regress back to my childhood to come up with a response to your anything but a rhyme.

funny shit, after MRB's post to THE END...



but n e wayz...

bouncedoggydog tryin to come on cyphers with three line raps/
don't even know if i should respond and put this fucker on his back/

got an avatar of bob marley when only thing he's smokin is steak/
believe me when i say, postin in this forum was ur last mistake/

i gotta finish this quick cuz i'm startin to think, that this dog is gay/
i can tell by the way he smiles and he says, "come on, let's play"/

Bad rap you need 2 step back/
get your lips off that ass crack/
talking shit while getting hit from the back/
I know you havent been keeping up with da pack/
cuz I purposely wrote that ryhme with a lack/
read my posts b4 you catch flak/
I'm not pointing fingers but you the one who's whack/
sniffing and licking on every other nut sack/
Your just a nick-nack-phatty-whacked/
getting your peanut butter packed/
The dog is quick to attack, leaving ya bitch-smacked/
instegating my come back, devistaing your whole pack/
exterminated with-my-lyrical-tact-n-that's-a-matter-of fact/

bouncedoggydog u better bounce your way on out/
cuz ur not wanted here at rapbattles, next time, don't even submit/
tryin to respond to me with your weak lyrical attack/
only thing u did was bore me to death...and that's a fact/
half of ur verse was rhymed with either "back" or "pack"/
that verse was done such half-assed, ur gonna get bitch smacked/
let me give u some advice, on rap battles, it's QUALITY that counts/
not long ass verses that are full of nothing but numerous "...acks"/

Go ahead and post your insignificant comeback/
more like a throw back-streatching your intestinal-track/
you've been served-n-violated by this mystical mack/
I read all your posts or postmordems there all yak.. yak..
putride and corroded like rancid flesh off a dead yak/
like the smell of your bitches fanny-pack, isn't her-name jack?/
your feeble raps are just that, pathethic and easily hacked/
Bad rap, you shoulda read all my posts b4 you dis-back/
you made it personal with dat foolish attack/

bouncedoggydog is getting excited, so much, he's become my fan/
he's read all of my numerous posts, after, he must masteurbate with his hand/
once again, his rap is nuthin but shit, rappin away with plenty of "...acks"/
don't this nigga understand, that shit got old, stop talkin outta ur ass/
that shit is annoyin, but i'll start rappin like this cracker-jack/
peter piper picked a pickle and then he went and sat on a tack/
aite, i'm done messin with this clown, but i'll take one final jab/
my flow is as sharp as a knive...u better step back or ur gonna get stabbed/

bad rap..You wanna see into my intellect/
contemplating your simplistec dialect/
your path will never intersect or parallel my respect/
complex formulation I resurrect, necromancing your dieing sect/
can't handle this verbal lunatic, rainning atrocites on your entire click/
decimating your ineffiecent childhood spit/
vibrating my ryhmes way down into your clit/
guesstimating your gonna bring your best shit/
annialated and now your cranially split/
I'm exhonerated while your emulsified on a tit/
you fucken half wit/ (<-- if even half of a wit)

man, u had 25 minutes and that's the best u came up with?/
well i guess u got scared, cuz u saw... u ain't messin with no whimp/
now this dog wanna run to a thesaurus start usin big words/
intellect, dialect, and all that other shit, keep it up, ur gonna get hurt/
well it's my assumption, that he's just a punk kid, man his verse is pollution/
if u keep messin with me, i'm gonna put u on death row with a nasty execution/
he ran outta shit to spew, he made up his own word... "guesstimating"/
well to cook or grill ya? either option is what my mind is debatin/
so before other people start sayin, "man, what's this shit about"/
i'll make it real simple for u and them... ur not wanted, bitch get out!/

Homie if you only knew what your dealing with/
living in your land of eternal myth/
I am @ work and your asking where I've been/
25 minutes sure did go by, but I was busy securing our skies/
just thought I'd tell ya, since your asking/
I'm not just sitting idle waitng for your replies/
You can be sure it's more than bling that I'm flashing/ (technically)
I'm degreed and your just threading your lies/
Synthetic Aprature RADAR is what I am working/
While your just sitting there stroking and jerking/
I'm employed by mind and your just spitting wack ryhmes/
instead of talking about my verbal pollution/
you shoulda stood in line, cuz you missed evolution/
trying 2 start a revolution engaging in prostitution/
you need 2 visit an institution with your weak resolution/
Set your aim on a higher education more than five digit self-elation/
or your anotomic strangulation...

i dont need to spell it out cuz you already did:
u rap bad except i also think u got dyxlexia kid:
he's a middle weight so i'll punch him in the gut:
wouldnt be known for a good "job" as rb's slut:
dis kids so stupid when they said do a track he:
ran around the feild, I, call the chain unda my shirt:
a weapon concealed, a weapon revealed vs. you:
this was a one minute keystyle kid i'm thru you n with u:

Bad rap do you see what I mean
affiliate can see through you too
I'm telling you, it's like this guy is 2
busting bad raps and thinking he's on the map
go a head affiliate hand him another slap
beat on his fucken cap

Doggy your styles are wack
I think I can crap
I better line then that
you think your an MC
why not come and test me.
what thinking that you must be crazy
Your not sexy or cool so TLC wants nothing to do with you

bitch please, i was gone for a minute, now i'm back/
map, slap and cap, there go those complicated rhymes, take that shit back/
you say you were securin our skies, only thing i can think of is ur in the air force/
that's funny cuz just like any sex u've had from girls...all of it, has-been-forced/
if your skillz are all that, why u keep fuckin around in these cyphers/
dog's been around for a while but has had no battles...she's scared that ima snipe her/

DAWG PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR AND STOP TRYIN TO RHYME/
U BELONG ON THE BENCH RIDIN THE PINE/
U HAD UR TIME AND U MADE NUTHIN OF IT/
SO TAKE THOSE WACK FLOWS AND STUFF IT/
RIGHT UP YOUR ASS, YA LOVE IT/
YA THINK THERES NUTHIN ABOVE IT/
U COULDNT SPIT IF U WAS A DERALIC/
U MORE LIKE DROOL AND MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A FOOL/
DONT LET ME GRAB THE TOOLS/
CUZ THEN I'M GONNA TAKE NIGGAS TO SCHOOL/
LET'EM KNOW WUT HAPPENS WHEN THEY TRY TO ACT COOL!!!!

Now all you wanna-wienies wanna step up to this/
I'm Mr. Bounce... the mad scien-twist quick2inlist/
and embed your fucken face with my fist, disapper n2da-mist/
ride off laughing so hard I need to piss cuz your shit was the funniest/
no not the murderous but hillarious, my style is various making ya delerious/
no don't take this diss serious, it's just the way I busssst, like on ya face when I'm smearing lust/
shaking up your foundation like an anti-trust, cooking baking from within your gutz/
My style is mad sick like I'm nucken futs..but your just licking nutz/
I'm never fearing anything you bust, I'm protecting... you fucken putz/

I'm never afraid to battle, I just aint got the time for mindless babble and unintelligent praddle/
Step and try to fill my sattle, you be lost forever in my shadow, with your scribble scabble/

I'm defending a nation with a professional occupation while ya still gving yourself five digit elation/
I'm intercepting and evading with tacticle obsevation and binary propagation/
I have no hessitaion in this presentaion and defication of your weak proclamaton/
Please.. I bring innovation -n- atomic excitation backed by a nuclear nation/
Are you ready for particle contamination massive extermination and total annialation/
Because of your mis-representaion, and sorry pronunciation, bought your own erradification/
Probably complain about over taxation while you live in the greatest of all nations/
Have some respect and fulfill your obligations or face lyrical-bio-contamination and death from dysfixiation/

damn dog, chill, these are short quick diss battles, not essays

and now u got me curious, what the fuck DO u do???

I could tell ya... but..... you know the rest, but I am serious!!!

lol, i thought we were cool, now ur threatenin to kill me, come on, tell me