Your a idiot joebird, its a wonder you know's turds,
Im punching you so hard that ya speech is so slurd..

no im AN idiot, idiot, speak to me correctly/
never desrepect me speaking unintelligently/

Me defeated?
You must be slamming herion between your toes/
becuase if you think you can shine in a keystyle flow/
Your nuthing but a giggeling furby high off the sherm and drow/
I dont think you herd me/ WERE LOOSEING HIM/
Flat line on your pc/WERE SKREWING HIM/
I already passed ya to my homie/-------------> (med phed)
Im done with you rookie your nuthing but a phony/
"someone smell that ballony aka bolagna"
for that ingnant dummy/

call me a dummy? what the fuck are you assuming?/
i aint even rappin next time i am consuming.../
..ya fake ass bitch you break like fish tank glass/
and dont ever think i wont pull ya rank fasst/
thinkin you a soldier, a true gun holder/
shit ill spit this fire and untill i create a bolder/
you aint bout shit, walkin around without clips/
holding ya water pistol in your outfits/
so shut-up before i hold both of my nuts up/
cock my head slighty to the side and ask you "what'sup!!!!!!!!"

You can tuck your nuttz and assume the posstion and cluck/
your a fuking duck/
in the direction your going your most likely gonna fall/
Guns spittin rounds sound like spit wads through straws/
Central Intelegance Agency gets me and my pc/
Starts Asking suspicious questions about the disapearance of an internet mc/
Spot light in my face where were you on june 19th/
Lucky MetaPheddy was my alaby/
You say whats up /
I get away with murder everytime/
ill end this with a fuck you and good bye/

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bad hello thats how ill start this off/
ya aint hard everybody knows your carcass' soft/

im out too

You reply only to make me imply that your see threw like a vending machine/
I see everything your trowing at me/
everywhere i go i run into you hoes/
ill flip the skript on any one that wants to battle me in flows/
only clue youll get is im a showstopper know your roll\

guess whos bizzack for the boy BAD RAP
i was gone for a minute and hes was suckin my Kizzack
excuse me homie/ your a phony/ u should juss give it up
cuz u cant fuck it me/ and basically u juss got put out the game again

I'M HERE TO RID THIS CYPHER OF WACK RAPPERS/
RHYME SLACKERS, BEAT JACKERS/
I'LL MAKE'EM CRUMBLE LIKE CRACKERS/
TAKE AWAY THEIR PRIDE,
PUT TWO THROUGH THE SIDE OF THEIR HEAD/
HOLLOW TIPPED LED, UR AS GOOD AS DEAD/
NOW I GOT RED UP ON MY WALLS UP AND DOWN MY HALLS/
I WANT YOU TO SAY I'M THE REASON FOR YOUR DOWNFALL/
I WILL NEVA STALL, I KEEP SHIT MOVIN/
I STARTED THIS SHIT LIKE RICK RUBEN/
AND I'M GONNA FINISH IT, WHO GIVES A FUCK WUT YOUR DOIN/
I'M HERE TO RUIN NIGGAS REPUTATION,
U BETTER BE PREPARD CUZ ITS DEATH YOU FACIN!!!!

im here to make one thin clear/
whoeva want it they can get it take a number/
but remember this one thing dont come at me sideways or face an eternal slumber/
BAD RAP juss for you cupcake im changin my name to dust/
cuz u remind me of a vacuum cleaner the way u stay suckin me up/
HA HA FaGGOT

First things first when i clap my hands youll dissapeare/
fuk a number im tryin kill everything in sight-thats whut u get when you drink everclear/
so stay clear of my path/
i might run yo azz over whyle looking for my weed sack/

DAWG ALL YOU SMOKIN IS STEMS AND SEEDS/
I BET YOU U LIKE TO BUY DIRTY WEED/
BROWN AND NASTY, U GET HEADACHES WHEN YOU SMOKE IT/
AND YOUR STILL CHOKIN/
I SMOKE 20'S OF DRO,
SOMETIMES LACE'EM UP WIT GRAMS OF BLOW/
YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT NOTHIN/
UR ALWAYS BLUFFIN/
UR NEVA FOR REAL,
U BETTA EAT UP CUZ THIS IS YOUR LAST MEAL!!

dawg u know bout as much as the first callin em 20 sacs/ its a dub u bitch real niggas know that/u prolly wearin old jerseys sayin they throwbacks/lets be serious u lacin yo weed u can have it/so what yo u is a crack addict/u prolly snortin right now high as a attic/spit shit that is about as hard as sweet and low packets/

man, i'm gone for a couple of hours and look at all these whack emcees/
fuckers all on my balls cuz they wanna rap just like me/
well this goes out to that playboy wanna be/
mess around with B.A.D. R.A.P. and ur ass gonna get squashed by me/
don't take this rap lightly, i ain't messin for beef online/
nigga messes with the wrong man his heart is gonna flatline/
now this goes out to any whack rappers right here/
if u lookin for a battle, set it up and get ur ass served by me/

get outa here bitch u dont belong
your suppose to be "here"//(sarcastic)
like a ozmane song
you way outa touch//
gonna give u 5 punches for you and one for me
cuz i gotta make like you didnt straight up freeze//
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yo, your flow is so sick, man it's makin me sneeze/
oh, nevermind, it's that i'm allergic to rhymes, done with too much of ease/
his rhyme looks long...but he hit, "enter" one too many times/
tryin to resond to B.A.D. R.A.P. with that shit should be a crime/
so next time u even THINK of battling the king/
go to the poetry forum cuz bitch ur just outta my league/

LISTEN REAL CLOSELY TO WHAT COMES OUT MY MOUTH/
U AINT SHIT BUT A BITCH IN A BLOUSE/
U TRY TO RYHME WHEN U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT WORDS TOGETHER/
U SHOULD LET ME GHOSTWRITE YA SHIT SO IT WILL SOUND A LIL BETTER/
I'M TO CLEVER, I WOULD NEVA GET CAUGHT IN A CORNER/
IF SO THEN I'M BRINGIN OUT THE HEAT LIKE A SAUNA/
DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YA/
THAT I WILL RUN UP ON YA WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT/
I'LL LET THE TEC LIFT YOU OUT OF YOUR KICKS/
ONCE MY TRIGGER CLICKS, YOU MAKE LIKE A BITCH AND RUN/
U PROBABLY THE TYPE OF NIGGA TO GET ROBBED WIT A TOY GUN!!!!

i wouldn't have you ghostwrite for me...even if you WERE tite/
deeni can't rhyme for shit you'll mistaken him for being white/
those two lines u rhymed bout mouth and blouse were pretty hot/
then you go and rhyme corner with nothing, that's hot---not/
if you keep tryin to diss me, i'm gonna be like bone thugs...make ur body rot/
cuz my rhymes are sharper then knives, make blood leak out ur body into a blot/

Bad raps a bitch, his loss count is six//
He talks shit and acts big while he chokes on dicks//
he claimin he tha king of this...he lost...thats "a rap"//
beat him any given day.... really.....thats a fact//
he knows the drill....for him, losin aint a suprise//
emcee abilities, haiku, and rise//
set tha thread? you really mean "set badraps deathbed//
BITCH ass nigga get back ta work and give ya man some head...

I come through hard like teachin fake emcees goin thru facilties//
I know dis whack ass emcee could come come thru with vet abilites//
He's sorry look at his record, a 3-1//
Whats he doin on this site, all he's doin is takin up space son.//
Ima leave at this, im finish wit you..
Obviously peeps dont like you because where u come from they say FUCK YOU!!??
^^good drop though

Reason Ya Name Is Spittin Quik..
Ya Don't Swallow But Ya Suck Madd Dick..

wit a name like dat u sound like sadams dick rider//
Im da us army ima pick up a knife 'n' dice ya//

No beef Peace out...

Kemp

ok everyone above get off the train for a switch, next stop is muthafuckin auswitz,

Oh great its Mc porno, this kat couldnt beat this if he masterbated//
He's feature is faded..look at his record 1-12 now u know he didnt make it//
Dawg stop u suck,,.. really u make RB hava a bad name. i know u cant help ur self//
I got to stop i just can look at the record 1-12

well guess who's back, the bitch that's QUIK to BITE/
if he responds to this post, i know this muthafucka-wanna-fight/
and now it's too late, this BITER already has two stolen wins/
cuz he's as original as a wanna-be rapper in TIMBZ/
he even says in his sig that all hatin ass niggas will get theirs/
well he better watch out before he gets filled up with holes/

^ sorry if that's weak shit...i just hate that nigga

Ya don't have2 appologize, ya-spitting off the top of ya mind//
True battle katz Recognize, n-feel-ya lyricz no matt'a-da-kind//
Any prob' we can define, were not only quick 2da9, also quick 2da-ryhme//
Penetrating ya mind, wit'a vision refined, and ammunition combined//
So if you got some quick-spit, bounce is the next in your line//
I'm only giving out warningz... just one at a time//




I ain't trippin' just script flippin'

Ya don't have2 appologize, ya-spitting off the top of ya mind//
True battle katz Recognize, n-feel-ya lyricz no matt'a-da-kind//
Any prob' we can define, were not only quick 2da9, also quick 2da-ryhme//
Penetrating ya mind, wit'a vision refined, and ammunition combined//
So if you got some quick-spit, bounce is the next in your line//
I'm only giving out warningz just one at a time//

^my bad I hit submit 2many times

Fix ya fiction bitch
Ya plantin 626 as strictly shit
All wannabees with ya are whipped man straight up suckaz
Like MC-PorN0 original dick fuckaz
Born by your sick mother
Got her fix quick under ripped covers
Your like no other certainly ya mama's neglection was painful
But look where ya "came" from, a diseased erection instable
Go ahead "send me back", bend tha facts, un-tie tha knots
Just so I can pull tha glock, battle you n' all who suck your cock
This shit's gotta stop kid, suckin dick
It's flat out obvious that your tha top bitch
I gotcha' number now
Its no wonder thatcha'goin underground

this guy thinks he's tough, but i'll take a bite outta him like mcgruff/
all i have to do to beat him is type nuthin but fluff/
so i'm makin this real short cuz ur just outta my leage/
if you want to waste any more of my time, i'll have to charge u a fee/

*mcgruff-the "crime" dog
*fluff-in other words...bullshit

UH OH I THINK WE GOT AN ILLITERATE RAPPER/
WHO SPELLS WORDS WRONG IN HIS OWN RHYME, UR A DISASTER/
AFTER YOUR VERSE YOU PUT DEFINITIONS TO YOUR MADE UP WORDS/
AND USE A TALKIN DOG'S SLOGAN, YOUR UPSERD/
I DONT THINK I'VE HEARD OF ANYBODY AS WORSE AS YOU/
UR TERRIBLE AND I BET YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A CLUE/
NOBODY COULD HELP YOU, NOT EVEN JESUS/
CUZ EVERYTIME YOU RHYME YOU MAKE YOUR NAME FIT/
IT'S LIKE YOU WERE BORN WIT NO FLEM, YOU CANT SPIT!!!!!!!!!

Born with no flem?, oh you must mean phlegm//
talking mad shit, I think your dress needz a hem//
"Coining" words is the term, you pathetic waste of sperm//
Trojan poaster boy, ya-parent'z must've __~~~'ed sherm//
So next time ya dis, please use the right term b4 ya confirm/
What...did you not learn MR Bouncer will burn-n-seal ya ash in an erne//
Your weak shit doesn't even earn my concern//
On this ground I stand firm, and humbly await your return//


*( __~~~'ed = smoke'ed)
"Coining" is the term for made up wordz! ash +erne = your death

(last time i checked...UPSERD was spelled, absurd)

i don't take this guy's rhyme serious, they're funny... a joke/
talkin bout bein ILLITERATE, when i saw "UPSERD"... i almost choked/
deeni be callin me ILLITERATE cuz i had one typo/
this fucker couldn't spell "IT" if i gave him the "I"... stupid hoe/
ur rhyme was tite, i'll give u props... cept for that line bout jesus/
i was just kiddin, ur rhymed sucked, some one help him... LORD JESUS!/
he must think we're blind typing each word with the caps lock on/
bend over so ur boyfriend can fuck u with a huge strap-on/
ur rhymes are worse, i don't even know why u come here and spit/
cuz ur nothin but a weak emcee with one battle...and a HYPOCRITE/

lmao, oooooooo, so that's what he means, when i saw "flem" i didn't know what the fuck his whack ass was talkin bout.

im new to rapbattles who am i dissing then???
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Look it this Dumb fucka Above who didn't read the Topic/
It says "Diss Person Above" damn Pick up ya brain cuz u dropped it/
Re_Evolution, damn right u need 2 re- evolve/
He couldn't read "Diss Person Above" how hard was that 2 solve/
U see this boy avi his dumb ass runnin in circles/
He's from the Backsteets of Wisconsin same as that nigga Urkel/
(Got Any Cheese!) Bitch please stay yo ass away from here
Find anotha sit, preferrably one that likes queers/

Last Line should say "site" not "sit" my bad LoL
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^lol, nice drop

iceberg420, by his name i'm guessin he likes to smoke/
but i'm probably wrong, he just grabs his dick and strokes/
man, i don't even know why i'm dissin this clown/
we've already battled once, and i chopped the iceberg down/
in his profile he says that he likes to ride his "motorcycle"/
that's crazy cuz i didn't know that Honda made tricycles/

B.A.D. R.A.P. the name says it all, cant ball only fall |
This is a cyhper brawl, ya cant even crawl |
Born to spit crap, calling it good like its real rap |
Always here to be whack, got no nuts only something with a strap |
R.x the name, no know shame lyrical gun ready to take aim |
I was whack, became ill, ya need to chill ya fucking dame |