duck tape ur mouth,tie u to a chair wit razor wire
beat ur head with my computer mouse,tryin to convince u to retire
get a clue kenoras,why do i have to keep repeating myself
ur rapping is beyond gay,its like u need profesional help
if i could give u some pills to help u they'd have to be rat poison
thats the only thing that could help,kill u off,ceasing the noise trick


next weapon:a plastic bag

shoulda left a weapon u fuckin foreign trashy whore
i replyed for ur battle,lets do it,so i can school ya boy
just dont cry when ur defeated,cuz u sure aint gonna win
the best place for u to hide,would be in P.C. in the county pin.
u aint shit but a rat,lower life scum to be exact
keep playin in my face dont be surprised when i attack

next weapon:a caramel apple

this dude calls himself a 'foreign trasy whore'//
he leaves a plastic bag as a weapon from the post before//
a ~flamming~ caramel apple hits u in tha face//
u don't know what hit you, this is a turtle race//
this dude disses himself, like the herb he is//
beatin off to his mom, he collects and drinks his jiz//
he's right, he aint shit but lower life scum like he says//
damn boy u fuckin crazy you about ta get a visit from tha feds//
for rapin ya lil sister like that u know ur fucked up in tha head//

~Next Weapon~ A horny toad

your bitch-ass is gonna-learn not to-use *copedout-lines*//
eminem... 8 mile... dawg this is *the-new-times*//
you should realy switch *your-mode*, spit in *morce-code*//
this is a turtal race... naw this just a *horny toad*//
GO HORNY GO, hump this bitch's *brains-out*//
I won't need to spit-no-more... he's just been *fazed-out*//

next - iceicle stick

the most perfect murder weapon,is the one that melts after use
yaz got done in with icecicles,waters all thats left for views
who done it?they'll never know,no fingerprints remain
yaz is just a statistic,his life was charged to the game
oh well,another body to add to my count of murda's
just a day round my way,killin of anotha nerd cuzz!

next weapon:magic mushrooms

Dont worry I get to da weapons. My Fists and Guns

ur shit so borin dats why da crowd snorin brah,
I'm too hot I'm on fire like california,
I take pitchas and usually not smilin fo ya,
I stay muggin like da mascot fa georgetown hoyas//
awhile ago a coupld niggaz tried frontin me,
I'm by myself and dey think dey gon be rushin me,
it's 3 of yall niggaz and it's only one of me,
dat's why erywhere I go I holda gun on me//
and when I pull out da steel I know datchull shout dawg,
I'ma viscious gun slinga I'm known as an outlaw,
and lemme tell u niggaz right now nah I'm not a souf paw,
but I gotta lef hook dat'a knock ur fuckin mouf off//
now who gon hate it when yall niggaz mutalated,
cuz I blew outcha brains so I could see wutchu was thinkin,
now da police is comin da red and blue is blinkin,
who woulda thought in da end it'a be da studen teachin//

Kevlar coated my skin is un-slashable
Diagnostic..killer..pouncin to grab at you
My style is stainless like 12 inch razors
Tearin through ya face makin un-holy changes
Ya orifices'l leak as ya sweat ya mind
Life in my clutchs..n ya debt is mine

lol

Next: Claw

whats up with all these idiots freeposting
come in here,no weapon,just ego boasting
this dude dont even know how to spell krueger
disgrace to rap and horror movies,what a loser
i'd rip off his head and poor talent down his throat
certainly needs it just look at what he wrote!

Next weapon:chopsticks

yo watch me slit ya eyelids wit sharp chopsticks
then eat ya retenas like tibetan as-ians
im not playin got these 2 like small staffs
either use em to stab or miniature baseball bats
CRACK damn, shit broke, it was meant for fried rice
but i'll use these new sharp points to indent ya sliced eyes

next weapon: a guitar string

step up on the creep thought u was watchin ya back
i caught ya ass on tha sneek dressed in all black
left the instrument at home but the string wrapped round two fingers
pulled tight around ya breather so no air will linger
its cut burns deep but i doubt u'll notice
cus u lived juss long enuff to feel the back of ya neck twist

next up: a coffee

Open up a can of coffee, cause you cant top-me..
let alone stop-me, cause its just too stong it will drop-thee..
Make you the whole-can, drink it up cause you just a fool-man..
Drink and drink till at your lips all you do is drool-bad..
Watch you start to-shake..your outta control, you-fake...
Violently Trembling till you snap your neck, thats true-fate..

Next weapon: a Teddy Bear

with a devil grin and some razor teeth
super pcyho tweddy coming to breathe
it's me the overweight ,underate, came to stimulate

creepin on ya while ya sleein yawn "ahhhhhh"
bite down hard drain your blood
try to fight the light from above

with your final breath call his name
the devil teddy bear has stoke agian

next weapon= photo

i take a look around this place//
then i see that devil grin on ya face//
so i put mi hands in mi pocket and pull outta a photo//
and put it down ya throat hole//
and put mi hand ova ya mouth and let a choke//
man that was to E Z i need a betta weapon this time was a joke//

Next Weapon-A Beer Bottle

yo wen tricks start beef at a pub or a club
dey messed wif me at da wrong scenario
coz to find a weapon, dere aint far to go
right on da counter, i smash da bottle
and ppl trying to move on the outter
so dey dun get hurt
well messing me woznt ur worth
da glass on da floor
half a bottle in ma hand
beef, pssh tricks dun want in no more
trick u better step bak for i puncture ur flesh
dont test da skillz of da one n only, fresh
wif ma bottle

next weapon: diamond ring

This diamond ring can cut glass, as well *as-your-face//
slit ya open in twelve spots, not leavin *any-trace*//
got u in humon trates, livin with a *new-born-phobia*//
battlin me... come on, *I-thought I-told-ya*//
this ice can never melt, but it leave's a mark on *your-chest*//
Leave u breathless with-out a cause, not nowin wats *goin-next*//
PillBoy tried to step up and he got verbaly hexed//
this ring has magical powers, to rip ya like *malest*//

next weapon:PillBoy's dead corpes