I be strikin like vipers, smackin hoes with baby diapers,
Its like sending you to the bench, if you could handle the stench.
smell and tell, before I send you to hell, ya tripped then fell.
only to avoid being paranoid from my artillery,
these are some gas bombs they dont use in the military.

Next Weapon - Piece of chalk

ight ak-mixa i'll take dat bottle cap u left
take it & carve my name into ur chest
also i'll take a slingshot & shoot dat cap at ya bitch
let it smack ur dumbazz in da face fake azz trick
lastly i'll take da cap & split ur face into 2 pieces
drop ur azz off in da park & let vuglars eat ur fieces

next weapon:trash can
*Washington, DC* Southeast stand up

I'm pickin up ya house and smashin you on ya back man
I don't me a full bulding structre I'm talking about ya trash can
hit you with the lid til ya brains spatter onto the pavement
I would leave ya body downstair but, ya can ain't got a basement
now I'll stick ya corpse inside but, you wont hit the curb to-day
cause trash men only come on thursday and tues-day
that means ya last living hours you spend paralized in a can of trash
til they pick your ass up and compact your weak ass at last

N/W:an air conditioner

Now sit back as i spit this scripture/
Put tha heat to ya face And blow ya chest wit tha air conditioner/
So what in gods name are u contiplatin/
And im still carrying heat,like a female pit in matin/
Oh and i aint done wit the A/C/
Torture you so bad wit it ya body temp a be minus 3

My grip is brass plated, leavin youngins dialated/
grown folkes get fucked with then eradicated/
punch in the stomech so hard they cant take a shit for the rest of they life/ My shit'll win me props, even if I was Vanilla Ice/
put ointment on your eyes while you pray to christ wit your shit sliced/ niggga sacraficed his jaw to protect his complexion/ but he got fliped/ bu now he so swold he needs five operations just to look like shit/

Next....a bloody hand with titty residue on a finguer.

i'll slap dat shit out of u eyedentdy & diallo wit dat bloody hand
den point both of u hoes in da eye wit dat finga 2 times so u'll understand
dat both of y'all r just pawns in diz my devious ass masta plan
ball up dat hand & hit both of y'all in da face wit it til ur faces turn blacc & blu
may b den afta dat ass whipping u 2 will get da clue
dat neither 1 of y'all can fucc wit u know who

glasses r da next objects

nigga if u dont kno me u betta step bac before i smack u wit a pair of glasses
cuase if u step to the nigga u kno the drama gonna be drastic
fuck ya lil homies they wont bac up,they'll be carrying ya caskit
wit a 9 milli dog, one shot in the chest will strecth ya rib cage like elastic

weapon= plastic bag

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aiyo check, im about to trash you fags
strangle wit plastic bag
rappin fast,my bag can hold half ya ass
i stick u in plastic bags cause your nuthin but everlastin trash
there so many hags i got so many bags like...giant, walmart target and payless
back up the fuck up for u get laid to rest


next weapon : computer mouse

Click click BOOM, goes the mouse in my room/
A simple click is all it takes to make a niggas life through/
Break in my room I unnatach it an swing it like a mace/
It may be small but it does hurt wen it hits u in the face/
Strangle you with the cable an leave you for dead/
Plug it back in and make fun of you on the web/

Next weapon: hand full of pubic hair

Hit chu wit rocs like jayz and Dash's rocawear
then whip ya cross tha back wit a gram of braided pubic hair
then shave yourz off and mail return it by air
Then put tha nine 2 ya spine like portrayin steve mcnair
Now back to tha situation of pubic cuts
leave you diseased from crabs by way of pubic hair from 10 sluts

Next weapon: brazilian battle monkey (made this up)

Pull my brain through my nostril and tape it to a monkeys ass
sharing a body with a battle baboon completin' the task
goin' ape-shit swing over and grab the pube-ball and ate it
fake shit? just wait til it's been digested
crap it out like a fuckin bowling ball roll it down ya school hall
knock you off your feet so far you land head-first in the mall
beat on you constantly like the PC in the zoolander movie
Think next time you fuck with Ozzys Brazillian Battle Monkey


Musical instruments

I use my guitar to swing an hit hard in ya face/
Put ya in ya place, this a closed casket case/
Drum it in ya ears with sticks that could break bricks/
It makes me sick, this prick compare em to an erectionated dick/
The cymbol of ya life is death cos its just around the corner/
Even the coroner spits in ya face cos u don't get no mourners/
My mic is my weapon while you go to shops with coupons/
Ya dead, you gone, I left you bloody like a used tampon/

Next weapon: toe nail

I'll work tha house, rebuildin walls and rails/
Fuck phillips, I do screws in whith MCs toe nails/
tally up tha days that me and mom spend together in jail/
use it to cut up a security guards face while my dad escapes/
we moving like wild apes when my toe has to kill again/
video tape the nail till it ends up on NBC news killing a talaban/
I squirt you with mildew and sand/
My feat stick out a van attrackin kids like the Ice Cream man/

Next weopon.....Scarface special edition DVD collection set

Yo look

Im Gonna Whip the DVD out Crack it in Half...::
Leavein him dead on his own path...::
Like The THin ice list the floors gonna Crack...::
SHove the Shit down his Throat see if he dies...::
if he comes back imma make shur he dies.. in despise flow and punches killz guyz


Next Weapon: Tissue<<: This Should Be Fun :>>

yeah i'll take da tissue rub a girl's pussy juices on it, den piss on it while it'z on da flo
den complex illness & rub his face on it so he'll know how it'z gonna go
next i'll make u picc it up, & put it in ur mouth wit da gat 2 da side of ur head
afta all diz torture u'll go through ur gonna wish u had an illness & just drop dead
lastly have u put bacc on ground outside on da cement
den put ur face down there on da tissue put my foot on ur face & push u along in da hot blazing sun

next weapon is a sock diz will b good i bet