Only thing I thought was funny on the other team was...

"Yeah, so what are you doin'?"
"I'm naked."

i liked the herpes bit, at the start...uhm, i unno, hopesfall didn't say much but i fuckin' laughed

I guess Im just not a funny person, yo?!

I listened to the Sqwakamos, and neither of them really wowed me. If there weren't those stoopid restrictions about racist and sexual jokes, I would've included myself in this and it would've been different.

I wish they had included my rambling on for four minutes.

Hopesfall and Kool Col B beat the whole thing for the Squakamos. Uncontested. Hopesfall destroyed whoever went second for the Squakamos and Kool Col B's theme music shit was better then Fux's. Philbins won.

The second guy was so horrible for the Squakamos.. nothing was funny in that. The first guy gave me a few laughs, but Hopesfall's phone call and singing took out both of those. Then, Kool Col B beat Fux.. thus making us the winner.

It was as funny as you make it out to be, dude.

Except I meant to say wasn't.

Your first 4 minutes sucked...

Your next 4 minutes had 2 minutes of silence in it..

Your last 4 minutes was little kids jokes..

I Didnt Suck!!!
:-(

Thats when you know that im talented with the comedy, i dont even have to talk that much.. and im amazing.

Woah..

*explodes*

Do a kickflip...

*does a kickflip*

AHHH PINE BEETLE!