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yo the shareef dont like it but poetic rocks the casbah bro but to be real with you, most of the dope text heads here just make songs now... |
iight it cools Look Like I am gonna have to step up.
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poetic= God mc.
^^^he's ghostwritten classic hits for jay-z, most people know him as eminem a.k.a. slim shady, he's won the wrc championships 2 years running, he's a established crew all by himself, he wrote "ether" for nas when he was drunk...and half dozin' off, he taught ll cool j to lick his lips for sex appeal, he beat busta rhymes in a arm wrestling match...using only his left thumb, he drops most of his throwaway beats to dr. dre, he sonned iron solomon in 23 consecutive battle face offs, he personally booted the game and young buck from g-unit when 50 was too afraid to, he removed enrique inglesias' mole with a single punchline, he coached mase, cam'ron, jim jones and lil wayne on properly swaggin' up, he was the initial cat that found saddam hiding in the mud hole and on a side note, he personally tore up all of florida's votes to make sure that his great uncle george w. would win the presidential candidacy...plus the little homie has fucked enough porn stars to get his own web-site (which has been nominated in multiple prestigious adult awards shows). he eats beasts alive...then he picks his teeth with the rest of us weaklings. know him. fear him. praise him. s.v. |
lmao. jk.
dont hurt me...please. *flinches...* s.v. |
yea homie Poetic and me battled once, i remember i was so embaressed i left the site for 3 days before coming back under a new name yo
he's got that come/cum wordplay sick ass bite like mike tyson and michael jackson liness and he has the best vocabulary in text battles kid is a beast |
^yea, he's the reason for both his and my 1 on our records. When somebody sneezes I no longer say "God bless you" it's more like "poetic bless you"
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if poetic took a shit in my face id never fucking wash it again cuz it might make me a better rapper
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Poetic eats his own shit for breakfast
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^^^word.
the super...c.s. |
So He is like The RV God?
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^^^more like the R-A-P God. word to your mutha. :thumbup:
s.v. |
lmao...is he even active anymore?
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^^^he sees all.
if i were you, i'd text whisper his name. he might accidentally mistake your blasphemy for a call out if you dont. p.s.- bathe in holy water for a month, eat plenty of garlic & flintstones vitamins...and wear rubber underwear. s.v. |
oh yeah...drink plenty of milk and and pack a large lunch. :evilgrin:
s.v. deadly |
oh also don't ejaculate for a week prior to when you're supposed to battle. The godliness of the orgasm you'll have when you battle him will be worth getting smashed
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