What do a tortise and a pedophile have in common?




......they both get there before the hair

What's the similarity between poetic and a classroom full of 10 students, taking a test with the answers lying on the teachers desk with no teacher in the room and the door is locked?




































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They both got cheated on 10 times!


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Wut do u call a Spul and a Q?

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SpulQ!





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Wow thats creative spul I actually laughed @ that. but funny thing is the cheating never happned.

LMAO. alright.


What did the woman do after she came out of the coma?














The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Lame. but whatever

Strange...after reading that joke, my brow became more prominent...

and....oddly...my arms got really hairy...





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I've heard that on way too many times.

What has forty two teeth and hides a monster?






















My zipper!

I don't get it.


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Seriously? Lol.

lmao. q. your a trip.

OH!!!!! I got it...



hahahaha...word


One of those microscopic monsters!


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lmao.

this guy said one of those Difformed Amoeba looking things.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?


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......to stand closer to the kitchen sink :thumbup:



I figured out how to change my dishwasher into a snowblower!!!


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....I handed that bitch a shovel!!! :thumbup:

LOL!

Why Shouldn't women have licenses?


















because there isn't a road from the Bed to the Kitchen..














How Many Men Does it Take To Open A Beer?























None It Should Be Open When She Brings It To You!

Lol at both Enyg and Youngg.