lmao.......and we kept orderin diet dr. peppers even tho they didnt have it....... it might sound retarded now, but it was funny as fuck....... and than we told them to just mix dr. pepper with diet coke......... and than wen we got it we were like "This aint Diet Dr. Pepper, bitch" i know this shit sounds completely retarded........ but it was the funniest shit at the time.... especially wen ur drunk

Nah man it's in the moment. It isn't near as funny if you watch it later as it was when you actually did it. Just a simple fact.

i once knocked out one of my friends with a sock........ smacked him with it........ funniest shit u will ever see

^lmao ur friend must be a pussy

Word, how do you get knocked out with a sock? Unless it was like a carpenters sock with a lock in it or somethin.

Or a girls sock. You know, the really thin kind with the pink.

it was a tube sock........ that had my dick in it

He shouldn't have even felt it then.

the thing is that i smacked him once........ hesitated..... and than smacked him again...... got him right in the eye

I drive illegally.
But I look old enough to be 21 so they don't stop me.

once you start driving, you wont even walk to the store
i mustve gained 20 pounds since i got my license