water resistant paper....
a god send

*is now safe from fgees and twizzles dicks atemping to penetrate his mouth*

should keep his fantasies to himself...^

*makes some boxers outta paper bags*

recycled stuff really doesnt suit your skin tone....

there from asda

there made from dead babies

suits me

Vote = Oompa loompa

correct me if im wrong...
but arent babies made from bone and flesh etc
and paper is from trees?