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STDs... Only Reason For Sex In A Can.
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Lmao .. Flu comes through in the clutch. . |
Woooowww......
Sex in a Can.... *Grabs his Christmas list and rubs out number 2.A blow up doll..* |
^ LMAO that was number one on my list...
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Lol...what was...The Pocket Pussy or the Blow up Doll..!!
No really...I just told my g/f that i want one.... Im still waitin for the steam to stop blowing out of her ears to hear what shell say... My optimism is strong. I think shes gona say yes...!! |
Blow up doll of course...^^
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Ohhhh.....And are you currently rubbin that out of ur list....??
Fuck a Kidney Dialisis Machine for the nobel prize...They just invented POCKET PUSSY....!!!!!!WEEHEEEYYY....... It Gets My Vote..!!! |
Lmao
Now to figure out an explanation to mother on why I bought a plastic Flaslight.... |
just tell her ur "Coliramizm" broke
Or say a word that sounds really complicated, she wont wana know then..!! Works with me all the time... |
Pocket Pussy Had Been Around For Years...
Dez Was Tellin Me ABout Them Like 6 Months Ago... |
they make some wierd shit nowadays
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I was browsing through porn galleries..and the had this guy sticking his dick in one of those..He was Like "WOW it feels like a real pusssy" but I seriously needed to jack off and let out my children into the air, so I went on looking for pictures.
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^^ LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL......
Ahh well....Ur going to hell...!!! |
^I'll confess...someday
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i wish tyra lived in my pocket....
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