next rapper: Lloyd Banks

Dissin this fool
 

yo ill describe method for ya his method is fucking men he has no shame in it its in his name dont you get it he's gay even in may the time of the kay. Hey
I cannot wait until the time is gone when method is away he always chokin was up wit his eye man it looks like a pie and hell da pie even cry because its hooked wit a gay man hey man thats fucked up just like methodman

yO, THE RAP GAME HAS GOTTEN RIDICULOUS/
THEY'LL LET ANY SMUCK RAP AFTER THEY ACCEPTED EMINEM/
THESE SIMPLETON'S ARE FILLED WITH DRAMA/
A&R'S SIGNING DRUG ADDICTS WHO KILL THEY MAMA, AND POP PURPLE PILLS WITH PATNA'S/
SINCE WHEN WAS HIP HOP REPRESENTED BY SUICIDAL WHITE DUDES FROM TRAILER PARKS/
THIS IS WHERE THE HATERS AND THE NON-PLAYER PARK/
GOD RAP SHOULD BE RESURRECTED, WE GOT NOCKS ON THE TRACKS DISRESPECTIN/
FUCK EMINEM, I'LL LEAVE THIS NIGGA HEADLESS/

OH NO itz the snoop D.O. double G-o .....fuck it ima beat the dawg 4real yo ...... bust sum capz straight to hez head .... take anotha1 muthafucker i wanna b sure he dead .... what ya gone do now ..... take a look at the master betta bow down ..... u stayin high all the time .... put yo blunts up in the sky if u ready to die

No1 left me a rapper so im gon dis em

Cant choose a name, eminem or slim shady,
Dont matter, only place u get pussy is ur ol' lady,
Dre wasted his time, ur just anotha vanilla ice mime,
He was gay just like u, ur like a 3rd grader only 22,
U couldnt shine in a closet, ur cheap like a 5 dollar deposit,
Ur only as good as ur band, and ur band got buried in the sand

next diss: Lloyd Banks

Loyd Banks, hes a lil flamin fagget in tha business on fire//
He'll be tha next rapper to rap for 2 years, and then retire//
If it wasnt for 50, g-unit wouldnt even be famous//
Out of all them lil faggets, Loyyed banks is tha plainest//
Sounds like this boi, got permanent strept throat//
If he ever stepped up to a real rapp in a battle, he would spit hed chOKE!//

Somebody get Pusha-T, from Clipse

hey hey hey paddy kids....
d cyphre says diss a rapper....
if y'all think those 3 lines are aplausable.....
well y'all gatta know those lines werre PITIFUL.....
y'all need laods of oil in ya machines....
cos y'all got weak lyrics like MACLEAN.....
leave d site cos y'all talently shitty.....


.....game over paddy braods......
cos XxX is herre to make y'all fall..........;)

next rapper :lil'kim

Lil kim aint to bright cuz the lights are dim
evrbodys cummed in her mouth and filled it to da brim
shes real short so she dont have to go low to blow
she is proud that she is a certified
thought she was down but now shes gone crazy
doin clothes commercials for faggot old navy

-snoop dog

aiight i been sent here today to spit shit on lank doggy dogg
that nigga should eat sum food instead of givin his dick a flog
man i saw 'the wash' that scene where u was dancin
old fool looked like a lamp post, chicks backin away when hes advancin
u been in the game for too long you n dre need to stop buggin
only raps u make these days respond 2 people dissin ya, (dont that tell u sumthin?)
make way for new rappers with plenty more skills
u dun ya dash u off the grime, now go back to beverly hills
listen to suge knight, im sick of punk doggy snitch
now u scared to rap with gangstas, u rap with bitches to keep ya rich
serious doggy dogg, just uppin leave the dogg pound
they aint runnin no circus nigga, so they dont need u as a clown

next rapper dissed, ja rule
bitch trick needs to get shitted on bad, and i mean bad, so dont spit a verse unless u got skills iiiiight

As Ja mounts apone a stage, his number one fan cheers him on. Ja responds by thanking the Janitor for coming out again. The Janitor Victor Manuel Sanchez looks at him and spits a loogy that accidently turns Ja's cassette wit his verse already on pre recorder for lip synkin purposes on. the beat starts.

Ja sings then I respond to him
"What would I do wit out Talent" I dont know, drop the mic and sing like a fagget?/
trying to get gangsta, I'll have U flaudging Ice packets/
Remake 2 Pac song wit Ur own verse and call it Urs just cuz Ur in it/
Now I aint seen Ja' wit Ashanti, that skinny kid sweeped her in a minute/
so many tats this nigga looking like a finguer painting wit maccaroni pictures/
This nigga dream of Tupac so much, he stole his I.D. just to get his Signature/
and Erv had the nerve to get on songs dissing niggaz back/
He dont need to hit the studio unless its packing a Nordi-Track/
Hollering wit Erika Badu like if anybody likes U/
Praying for peace, but Ur gonna be in peices once the rough riders find U/
U been ripped so many times, punchlines slip right through U/
the Ja fanclub hates U, cant U hear the mexican janitor Booo U/

Next rapper, Chino XL.....None of Ya'll got shit on Chino....

chino xl learnin to spell into that S and M shit/
Paid some bitch 30 to kick him in his own dick/
Chino xl stupid as hell spent the rest of the night watchin his balls swell/
How's he gonna "save Us All"/
When he's bein' choked with a neck tie and being beat by Paul Wall/
I guess then he needed chingy's one call/

next up= P. Diddy

p.diddy....sean puffy combes
letz see how he like my 9 inch cromez
hez well known
fo fuckn cool j
thatz down fo him be'n gay
he'z got hiz forplay all tha wrong way
that fag shoud of learn'd
befor he got burn'd
puff thinx hez all that
but he aint phat
he'z homo
sum buddy better tell him thatz a no no
fo he goez 2 skool
and fuckz ja rule
and lil romeo 2
im thru

In this world we have a lot o gays/
one of those main faggets r Dr Dre/
he gotta pay, i'll launch him in space/
i'll slap the smile off of his face/
that nigga needs a hug more than 50/
his rap style is boring, simply/
he betrayed snoop back in the days/
we should resurrect Pac, and put Dr. Dre in his place////

missy eliot, you a dumbass hoe, get out tha rap game..
n please dont slam tha do', mayne, its plain n simple
im bout ta shoot this bitch in ha face n give her an extra dimple
im sick of ya raps, you not 'worth it', n u damn sure aint 'workin it'
na mean, you just a bitch wit a pipe dream, playin n shit
leave rap 2 mu fuckas that can rain acid spit.. afta a 'while'
ill convict you then stick you wit a sharpened 'file'
leave yo ass in a mushy blood 'pile', cuz u talkin tha wrong shit
you fat n ugly bitch, talkin like you a playa, u juz mad cuz men 'play ya'
you a hater.. a feminest.. a lesbiooorn
charts will be happy once ya singles gooonee
shit, so many areas i can diss you onnnnn
cmonnnn, how bout cha face... na i wont go there
ya makin me sick, in a battle it aint fair
cuz one look at cha mugshot makes MC's choke
face lookin like 'hiroshema' wit another shit coat
but you wont get AK, ill send yo ass home
turn tha tables shine a mirror at cha, n turn yo ass to stone

next rapper - lil C'z - bitch rydin on biggies dick, n his wallet, fo too long iight.