I killed this old man once , an' he came back from the dead to get his wallet back... lmao.... nah, i woke up wit a ghost jumpin' on my bed once, i slept with the light on 4 two weeks after that...

this one time at band camp

a ghost ate all the cookies

and and

bruklor fucked it in the ass

so it came

lmao..

..I've had a closer encounter with a ghost..that dropped bills on the doormat :shocked:

You missed the part where I stuck a flute in it’s pussy while acting pimp like Donald Trump – Hit It In Rear!

U ever been asleep and then u get awoken by something but your so frozen in fear u cant scream or move or anything...but u really dont know if your still dreaming or sleeping but u have no control of your body..that shit happened a couple oftimes to me I felt a presence behind me but I wouldnt trun around cause I couldnt and i went to hit the wall with my fist and couldnt move my hand or even yell for somebody...

yeah that was freaky but thats about it.

I saw mc aines' pic


The End

^ I am not a ghost.



Anyway, one time I had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I opened the door and saw an old man ghost on the shitter. I was scarred for life. Now I hold it til morning.


:(

I thought my grandad was a naked ghost. . but he was just naked. . I think i'd prefer to have seen a ghost

:evilgrin:

how could i forget that

^^ Lol

well i got one

it was like 3 am in the morning i was on the phone talkin to some girl and then my door creeked open like 1/4 of it opened.... i thought it was my dad or mom or sometin ...so i was like yo ma ima hit u bak later or sometin so it saw the door and no1 said nothin and it happened half way and i saw like a white shirt...so i was like dad?? dad?? and no1 said nothin and the door banged open and i was like wtf??? my heart was like beatin super fuckin fast.and i screamed and shit.... i got like 3 more stories....and 1 ufo story :) hollaz i'll drop more

i gotz nun...but pretty weird

Well I don't have stories...I heard a couple and I'll remember them for ya.
I have a superstition..
This is like A Dominican superstition, I think T.R might've heard this.
Well...Dominicans don't like Haitians and Vice Versa, so there's one little superstition about Hatians,lol. It says: If you walk down the street late at night and you see a little Hatian boy there walking, DO NOT HELP HIM. He's lost and all, but when you help the fool, he'll never let go of you or some shit, and then Hatian witch doctors and shit start to appear, and who knows what happens after. Its funny, but still scary.
And some of these stories is like watching the most Haunted Places on TV

One day we were having chicken for dinner, and the pan was sitting on the counter and cooling. I was in my room doing homework and the dog was next to me, my sisters were in their rooms doing the same. My dad was outside and my mom was in the bathroom. When she comes to check on the chicken and other food, she calls us all down to ask if we took the chicken. I come downstairs and look at the pan to see that all of the chicken is gone. You can just see the outlines of the pieces in the juice. The dog didn't get it because he was with me. There were no drips of juice on the counter or the floor. Nothing.

We wound up ordering out that night.

My dog has a tendency to bark at the front door. I open it to show him no one is there but he continues to bark and growl.


At Thanksgiving dinner last year, we all went over to my aunt's house. One of the guests was my my little three year old cousin. My grandfather died in 1998, and she was born in 2000. So there we are, eating dinner and my grandmother goes on talking about the "then-potential" war in Iraq and gets onto talking about her deceased husband and what he did during WWII. My little cousin then asked her mother, "Who is that behind her?" She then continued to describe my grandfather standing behind my grandma at the dinner table on Thanksgiving. A man she had never seen before in her life. A man who doesn't have any pictures hanging on our walls for her to see.

i had that same ghost on a shitter problem once, but i think it was cause i just looked into a light, and walked into the bathroom, and saw the light-spot, but i was like 6, so i didn't understand, i slept with the lights on for like 2 weeks.

i have a grip heres a few....

1. one night every light in my house is off, even the porch light and im on the comp. if i slide to my right i can see thru the kitchen thru the living room and see the front door.. and its just like a straight line nothing obstrothing right... well im on RB readin some bullshit when i hear my fuckin door go nuts so i slide over and the door is opening but everyong is home and its like 3 am so maybe its a burglar or sumthin so i take off running at the door cuz its only a crack open... and well i get to the door shut it and lock it again... the the living room light turns on, then turns off then the kitchen light turns on and off, then the computer room light turns on and off, then the wash room door opens light on, then off the back door opens and slams... like of someone ran thru the house fuckin fast as fuck and was flickin on the lights and shit.... and it happened a few nights later same time same everything....
2. me my mom and two sisters used to live wit my grandma her dad, great grandpa and my grandma's husband, grandpa,well after my grandpa and great grandpa died, my fam moved out and my grand ma sold the house to some couple wit two kids... well my mom and me and my sisters are visiting our old neighbors and what not and they tell us that the house got sold again cuz the people had an unusual reacurring expirerance, see both my grandpa and great grandpa died in the house, and see what happened was each kid had their own room, one where my great grandpa died and the other where my grandpa died,so every time they would slam the front door my grandpas ghost would go to the room he died in and tell the kid to stop slamming the fuckin door, but in spanish cuz hes mexican, and slamming the front door was his biggest pet peeve and shit, and well my great grandpa would tell the little girl that wa in his room to get outta his house so they left cuz the parents slept one night
wit the little girl and he showed up and scared the crap outta them
3. there is this haunted place in my town called "The Concentration Camp" but its just this place that housed like field workers and shit like that but alota people died there and tis abondoned and u can see a bunch or like satanic signs painted on the walls and a room wit no roof wit a bed and chains in it and its like a hidden rrom cuz theres no door just like someone knocked down some wall it was there.... well one night me and some of my homies are chillin and soakin it the desert area thats close to that when me, my homies antwan and eli, and this broad named sarah go over there and shit well sarah is cryin cuz she doesnt wanna go inside, and eli is like tryin to get her to stop cryin... so its only me and ant... well he says "Foo u ever notice how shits always scareer when ur running and shit??" so instead of just takin our time we start to jet thru there and what not we get thru house one in to the lil garden make a short right then left and thru the next building... when we come a part where its either u go left or right no straight ahead... so me and ant get there the same time we look right then left and then up and we both freeze cuz something that looks like the dude from Jeepers Creepers is on the roof starring at us and then it looks like hes gonna jump down off the roof so i fuckin scream "OH FUCK" and take off running, when i realize ant is like ten yards ahead and he is fat and slow and shit, and we get out the way we went in and yell to eli and sarah to fuckin run and they think we are joking and shit but like i guess u could tell from our face that we almost shit our pants... that was a crazy ass one...
thre are fuckin shit loads more but im tired and dont wanna type... ill postem later