Yeah..most people don't know about the dangerous conceited white man..though they suck at creating street gangs in the suburbs..

Just checking..


I have to say, I never liked airports or anything, but after you take a 12+ hr road trip, you'll become a fan quickly. There is nothing worse than the night before you have to drive home, knowing you have to drive 12+ hrs to return back to the real world.


:(

^actually, getting you back shaved with a straight razor is slightly worse...especially when theres no hair there =/

airports are designed for inconvenience. the baggage check is always so far from the security, and then you need to walk forever to find your flight, hoping to God the clock in your carry-on backpack will stop ticking before the security jumps you and spills blood all over your new sparkley white trainers. Not to mention that airports are always a hue of a certain colour (blue, or red, or green) that makes you think of hospitals. which reminds you of people that died on planes. and you think of every horrible plane story in the history of the world in order to freak yourself out.

however, the one thing i do like about airports is watching the reactions of the people who have just found out that their luggage is in Murmansk.

then do what i do
drive to florida, rent a boat...go out about and hour and swim back

coast guard knows me by first name now

...how does that solve anything?
you would just be exhausted and wet, and reaking of fish and dead stuff

^Say hi to Elian Gonzalez for me.

Sounds like sex.

^maybe if you're fuckin the grim reaper...

Bruk always did look like the freaky type.. =)

i thought you would have known by now...he does have a tat that says "Big rig will jerk horn"

just give him signals :hump:

^^ your avy hurts my eyes lol..

i feel the end with the road trip, any amount of inconvenience is better then having every "The Cure" song memorized within 14 hours...

=(



Lmao. I'm not into dead chicks. Just depressed. LMAO

Fuck it..who wants to take a childs float to cuba???..I've got the little oranges one for your arms..??

Maybe it's because you're white and try to talk black. :nono:

Wiggers kick ass..wIkkA WhA??