yes i have...

anaphalatic shock (worst asthma attack possible/ close to a seizure)

yeah..i was camping out 1 night and woke up at about 6-7 in the morning... i couldn't breathe at all...not like the other attacks i've had...i passed out honestly over 20 times before i got to the hospital...i was about to be lifeflighted to pittsburgh cuz i was pretty much in and out...but the blood pressure started going down n shit......scary shit man............i couldn't deal with it seriously... i wanted 2 end it there so i wouldn't hafta deal with that any longer

Mine is nothing close yo what you guys have, but I'll put it up anyways.

(This was like 3 years ago, when we couldn't drive) Me and my friend were riding our bikes up to Krogers to get some ice cream, it was like 11 at night, and we were acting like idiots.
All of a sudden, as we are crossing the street, this guy yells at us "What up, Bitch!?" Harshly, not your friendly "What up...bitch".
I was like "What up, muthafucka" real loud and harsh, right back, and this dude goes fucking crazy. He skids right, from a left turn lane to get to us, stops in the middle of the road, whips out a gun and says, "What'd you say Muthafucka!!! I'll kill you right now!!!"
At this time, I'd already hidden behind the bushes, he couldn't really see me, but my friend was right there in the open like "It wasn't me, man!!!" He would've been bawling if the guy was there one more minute.
Luckily, his friend in the seat next to him said, "Put that shit away, not worth it". And he did.
Then we went and got ice cream.

This One Time At Band Camp...

The Flute Got Stuck..

lmao sureal^ hopefully dat was a joke, if it is serious...then im sorry.

I went to an amusement park once, and got on this ride that goes upside down, after the first rotation I feel my restraint loose and it buckled like it was gonna come loose. I yelled at the guy to stop the ride and he finally did. Scariest thing that ever happened to me!!!

i was shot 8 times, in the face.. i still blasted that mother fucker though..

^lol, you gangster thug you.

I was working construction with my dad and his crew when i was 12. I visit hiim during the summer...well now I live with him...but then I just visited. Anyway, we were pouring concrete, I was standin on some forms pushin the concrete around a pillar. Dad warned me...if you're gonna fall, fall to the right...the land's a lot higher up and there's nothing to land on but dirt. To the left was about a 12 ft drop off and a bunch of rebar on bottom. Impale the body no? Anyway, I was jarrin this stuff around the pier when all the sudden I start fallin.........to the left. Before I knew it I was over the edge and closed my eyes. Next thing I remember I was airborne. When I fell..the shovel handle somehow got stuck under my shirt and was holding me in the air. I don't know about any of you...but I've never seen a shovel handle that could handle that kind of pressure. The Lord was on my side that day. I was airborne cuz my dad came over and grabbed with his right arm thus proceeding to sling me way through the air onto the ground on the right side. He also instructed me to sit in the truck the rest of the day and not do shit but listen to music. Boring day..but I got paid for it :)

I nearly died at birth...I had blood poisoning

didnt someone make this thread last week?

I Been In Different Situations But Dunno Bout The Closest To Death….Hmm I Got Shot At Like 4 Times But It Never Hit Me…Hmm Der Was This Rival Gang In New York I Was With My Homies It Was Like 4 Of Us And Crabs Walkin Down The Street Like 10 Of Em But Only Like 3 Of Em Were Strapped And All 4 Of Us Were Strapped We Started Poppin And They Did Also But My Homie Got Shot But He Survived……….But The Closest I Think When I Was Robbed By My Self Weird It Was Wierd That Day…Some Old G Crab Came At Me And Told Me To Give Em Wat I Got He Pulled Out a 9 And Put It To My Head Cocked Back But He Didn’t Shoot He Said He Was Teachin Me a Lesson And Burned Off But Shot In The Air Without Takin Nothin Of Mines I Was LIke WTf..… But Like a Month Later He Got Popped By Some Females I Dunno Why Though It Was Wierd He Got Smoked BY Some Latin Kings Girlfriends

^ Would I fuckin make this If I new that??? Fuckin Fags need to sleep ^


Got some crucial stories in here, I guess were all lucky... I know im grateful...

i've never been injured excpet to the eye's. my brother shotme in the eyeball with a bb gn once when i was on holiday. that sucked. had to spend three days in hospital just in case my retina had detached itself (didn't know if it had at the time cos blood had filled my eyeball, so they couldn't see). like a millimeter to the left and it would have blinded me, so i guess i'm lucky. still sucked to be in hospital on holiday though.