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MuhThugga 01-24-04 12:03 AM

I just keep picturing a skinny ass dude getting swung into walls by his ankles.....and a lady that looks like the principal off Matilda is doing the swinging.

-Zone Out- 01-24-04 03:15 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Necromancer

But that's just been my experience.

you've been raped before?

LuMiNĂ¥Ry Te-X-t 01-24-04 03:20 AM

I no sumone whos been raped in prison...
name was Chrit

-Zone Out- 01-24-04 03:25 AM

....not...funny....it's not rape if he agrees to it..

LuMiNĂ¥Ry Te-X-t 01-24-04 03:27 AM

He didnt agree to it..i thought it was funny why wud sumone agree to it..wtf

D-Verb 01-24-04 02:33 PM

where the fuck do you get these bullshit news articles?? that onion site?

VennyRhymes 01-24-04 03:14 PM

LOL. Brilliant. This is 1 dope story

AKA Idol Warrior 01-24-04 03:25 PM

^^^^LMAO a messed up bloke.

vEnOmS 01-24-04 03:55 PM

lol who the hell wants to fuck a 275 pound women....anyways fat women need loving to lol

Happy Thoughts 01-24-04 04:32 PM

I think "attempted rape" should come with a mandatory 5 years! Give the victim enough time to relocate!

wogzta 01-24-04 08:16 PM

Err... thanks for the rape 101 Necromancer

I dont see how a man can get raped. I'm inclined to believe that 99% of men would be happy to get raped, depending on the looks of the woman thats doing it.

The Necromancer 01-24-04 11:33 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by wogzta
Err... thanks for the rape 101 Necromancer

I dont see how a man can get raped. I'm inclined to believe that 99% of men would be happy to get raped, depending on the looks of the woman thats doing it.


::Sneaks up behind wogzta, bends him over, and rapes him::

You're assuming that it's a WOMAN that is going to rape a man.

Did you not read the part where I said it is more satisfactory to rape a man anally than a woman because they are more humiliated by it?

And even if it was a woman, you're assuming the guy likes women. Or women of that type. What if your grandma went on a sex craving trip and forced your head between her legs, hm?

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Dixie Normous... what I do in the privacy of the dog kennal is my own business.

Tsar Casm 01-24-04 11:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Necromancer
Beginner's mistake. If you need the rush, you go out of town to rape someone.

If you need the lust, you study your victim. Pick a woman close to you that you know is emotionally weak and easily manipulatable. When you rape her, do your best to make sure she doesn't know it's you, but if you like that added rush make sure not to leave any marks on her or and DNA evidence (condoms) and wear gloves. Never rape someone that you know can over power you.

That's why not a lot of people are too big on raping men. Yes, raping a heterosexual man is a lot better as they feel more violated, but it's dangerous as men are naturally stronger and more emotionally sound than women.

But that's just been my experience.

~Thanks for this insightful learning experience on how to rape.. :shocked:

Quotient 01-25-04 12:57 AM

lol.. who's gonna rape a fat chick anyways ?


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