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watever, i say these jokes wherever i go, niggas dont even care when i say em, so who the fuck cares? i make fun of everyone. so dont bitch
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys.. Ref.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys.. Quarterback. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1,000 black guys.. Prison Guard. Jokes are stupid. |
unknown skillz was actually looking for punches!!!
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L.A.STR~E~TZ Isn't Racist...
He Just Hates Blacks... |
2 bananas were sittin on a river bank
then a turd came floatin by and said "come on in the waters fine" then the banana's looked at each other and said "can you believe that shit?" -CHAM |
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What do you call 40 rednecks in a row? ..A full set of teeth. Jokes are played. |
What do you do when you see a (insert race here) with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.. |
There is a plane full of blondes and one brunette. As they are traveling, the captain announces that the plane is too heavy and one person must sacrifice herself in order for the plane to be stabalized.
After a few moments of silence, the brunette volunteers herself for the sake of saving everyone else's lives. So they all grab onto an over hanging bar and the captain opens the cargo door. The brunette lets go and is sucked out. Then all of the blondes started clapping... Wat's the difference between a Jew and pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. What did the Nazi's say to a black Jew? Get in the back of the oven. There are two guys driving down the road and they have a truck that is filled with black bowling balls. As they are driving down the road, they come across two black men standing with a bike. They pull over being the Samaratins that they are and offer the two men a lift. The men accept and climb into the back of the truck. Soon enough, a little further down the road the truck is pulled over by a policeman, and the officer approaches the two men asking them if he may check their cargo. Apparently there has been some smuggling reported so they are doing random traffic stops. The men say he may and the officer opens up the back of the truck, and his eyes just grow wide. He runs to his patrol car and radios in screaming, "I got a truck filled with nigger eggs! Two of them's hatched and one's already got a bike!" |
Im god, so bow down my bitch...
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who's there? shut the fuck up bitch ^^ I said that tp this girl that kept tellin these lame ass jokes in the lunchroom..it was funny at the time.. What do you call a dumb animal that bites with fur thats been locked up a couple of times and makes alot of grunts and moans that happens to rhyme? Chrit..w00t.. just kiddin..:) |
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You Seriously Deserve To Die And It Definetly Needs To Be Very Very Slow And Painless. Errrrrr I Hate Pple Who R Happy All The Time!! IDK Any Good Ones But I Know These Ones Why Did The Blonde Fuck A Mexican? The Teacher Told Her To Do An Essay What Are You Considered To Be When You Hate Pple That Run Track??? Race-ist |
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what do u call a black person in college? Janitor |
yo ppl ain't funny!!! now check out this joke...merks all ya'lls...
Where do fish store der money... IN THE RIVER BANK!!! merking brought to you by Kilo. I'm just 1000x funnier than you. |
what do u call a black person on mars?: a problem
what do u call 100 black people on mars?: a big problem what do u call all black people on mars?: problem solved |
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