" ahha - Clowned " - Kost

"I must have told like 50 guys that they were cute"
-Dez

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw

keepin it real dumb
- a wise man who i forgot - but he changed his name to thesis

"if ya dont know a quote..make one up"

- Me

"Love is supply and demand and we rationalize the rest"
-Anonymous

"Live Everyday Like It's Ya Last Movie Because After Death There's No Sequal"

"if you want to sit with me and talk about existance, we'll need more than 15 minutes"
-You all know who

doing stupid shit like that will get you banned quick....have a nice day

life is a fruit machine-u hit the jackpot once in awhile but you're still left with emprt pockets

dont go looking for answers..when u dont know the questions

cliche but just as effective: "if you stand for nothing, you'll fall for everything"

"The Reputation Of 1,000 Years May Be Determined By The Conduct Of One Hour..."
-Japanese Proverb

-a young man may die, but an old man must-
Benjamin E. Mays.

"Man At Airport Who Go Through Security Check Point Sideways Is Going To Bangkok."
-Some Chinese Dude