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Lock 04-08-04 11:00 PM

It's ya mom callin me, I guess ill go page her.
Shes actin like a trick and not the one you do with a "razor".

DirtBoy69 04-09-04 08:45 AM

alright start voting any punches posted after this post here will be deleted only votes now

Enygma 04-09-04 08:55 AM

This is my list in order........

1)Snatch ya sole, leave kid empty and yellin
And rockin ice
....to simply reduce the swellin
-Adebisi

2)It's ya mom callin me, I guess ill go page her.
Shes actin like a trick and not the one you do with a "razor".
-lock

3)i'll humiliate after words,the same way i get at words,afterward/
then type his name *afterword* after words like Slained by VC,after gun and shatters were heard/
-Vc

4)yo better watch what you say nigga, You might wind up missin,
Cause losses on Dukes record, only ony come in limted edition...
-Young Duke

5)you cats rhymes must come in *limted editions* *ill iterate* verses
hit you wit da *killaeffect* let you know my *afterwords* are the worst of dis
-Krackmittens

^^^ Those were my favorites.......

2bad 04-09-04 03:58 PM

the unlucky thirteen// cant respond 2 gettin ripped
but they cant suck my dick//while remainin tight lipped

ANY ONE WHO TOOK OFFENCE........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anxiety 04-09-04 03:59 PM

can u read, ur a fuckin retard.!.! haha

DirtBoy69 04-10-04 08:23 AM

vote!!!!!!!

SINISTER 04-10-04 08:53 AM

Your ill~iterate so ima Murder you with the ink off my pen, fuck your mother/
Wait nine months and kill you again, This time ima hurt you wit pencil led/

Enygma 04-10-04 09:13 AM

Hey DirtBoy.......... I'm the only one that voted so now my punch doesn't count.........WTF???!!!!

Enygma 04-10-04 05:35 PM

I'm serious, I'm gonna be pretty pissed off if I don't get any points in this shit. I might not have had the best punchline but I know it is definately top five........

SeRvIcE 04-11-04 04:12 AM

this was gay

SeRvIcE 04-11-04 05:47 AM

Illiterate
yo kid, i'll choke you till you hardly can breath
named illiterate cause u drop verses no 1 can read

DirtBoy69 04-11-04 08:24 AM

just like last week if no one votes then i'll choose the punches tomorrow morning when i close the threads

Restricted 04-11-04 11:22 AM

Well Shit I Know My Punch Was THe Hottest One Out Durr and You Didn't Even Vote For It....Maybe Cause You Don't Know What It Meant...I Dunno....But It Was Syck.....Check Up On History and Current Events...I Think You'll Get It..

~R~

DirtBoy69 04-12-04 08:16 AM

restricted--Wishing Your *Edition* Of Christians Was
Hot Like The Summer of Ambition,Re$tricted Fishing,
Threw My Deck Of Cards, Wreck Ya Stars, Out-Perform Your *Limited* Bars/

young duke--yo better watch what you say nigga, You might wind up missin,
Cause losses on Dukes record, only ony come in limted edition...

kuniva-"who is this retarded cat, whos name is jay cyphe/
when i say retarded i mean born with eight lifes/

krack mittens--you cats rhymes must come in *limted editions* *ill iterate* verses
hit you wit da *killaeffect* let you know my *afterwords* are the worst of dis

Vc--i'll humiliate after words,the same way i get at words,afterward/
then type his name *afterword* after words like Slained by VC,after gun and shatters were heard/

my top five in order

DirtBoy69 04-12-04 08:17 AM

young duke wins this week's punch line contest


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