hahah so funny motha fucka................ yd chase change his avatar and shit????????

too gangster for tv...heres another x-rated factor I watched porn....not Gay porn but hoes wit big ass porn....

haha that would be genius if i hadnt heard it already ooo say bout a million times! DAMN THINK OF SOMETHING OOOORIGINAL

no hate
peace

well I used lotion too.....nuff said

ha chase dawg that wasnt to u that was to the kid who started this thread

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wack herb. :nono:

here's another sexual story: empire struggling to jerk off(arghhhhhhhhhhh!!!)

enuff said

pz

Well on Valentines Day I was fuckin kickin it wit my new bitch, that i just started fuckin with and we were chillin in my ride.. mind you, i've gotten head so many times before, but peep.. I started to kiss on her neck... PAUSE..

DAMN!!! YA'LL, I SWEAR TO GOD, AS I WROTE THE WORD neck, she just called me, what a fuckin coincidence!!!!!

Anyway,i proceed to move in and kiss her on the neck, workin my tounge to get the bitch wet.. then i started to suck on her big ass titties.. she began to quiver and she jus started wildin out more than any other bitch i've ever turned on.. we were in the front seat and needed room, so we went in the back, mind you, she was PMSing SO I COULDN'T FUCK.. but i again worked my tounge all on her body, getting her to moan and shiver tremendously. i was between her legs with my dick pressed up on her pussy and i could feel her juices threw her fuckin jeans!!! she randomly just pushed me away from her a said,
"LET ME SUCK YO DICK!"
I complied and just sat back as she put my manhood inside of her mouth.. pretty average at first, the typical slobering, and licking on the pole, when out of the blue she just started getting into it a lot. she beGAN to slap my dick on her fat lips really fast, i started to go crazy, she restrained me and started lickin right up the middle of my shaft.. then she tried deep throating me, coughed it up, and started making love to it with her face.. she even started giving out these sexy, desperate ass moans that drove me the fuck crazy.. she held it in her hand and in a sexy, fiendish way, she said,
"Damn!! Yo Dick Just Got Hella Big, nut for me baby!!"
and started gulping my shit, licking it faster and faster the pressure was on, i could of busted in her fuckin face that very minute, but guess who pulled up,

THE MOTHA FUCKIN COPS!!!!

Lmafo... IT'S TRUE..

^heres another funny one you scared to battle me

how long it take u to write all that sono....good story man!

Met tha bitch fucked tha bitch theres ya story.....lol......Peayce

*still staring at brand aids sig*

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this is a gay thread

the thread maker is probably playing with his wanker why yall tell ur sexuall storys

fags

jolly green giant...


i know yall have heard of the donkey punch...if you havent its where you are fucking a girl doggy style and when you are about to nut you punch her right where her head meets her neck and it makes her body get all rigid and her pussy tightens up right before you nut...

well its like that but you put a can of grean beans in a sock and swing it over your shoulder and hit her in the back of the head...like a super donkey punch...werd...