cant mess with the braaaavvvveehhhearrts??

bitch im shootin and you cant look/
juss popped ya eyes out like u were shook/
and ya still here im glad you'll be gone soon/
i hope ya new albulm flops juss like ya crew/
how the hell does that beanie stay on ya head?/
its not cuz its rough, ya soft and soon to be dead/

next/eminem and his dumbass dissin black women

Aight Eminem.......still tryin to rap, c'mon dog just stop it,
as a matter of fact, u should have quit after...cleaning out my closet;
I heard that song too much, and it wont that pleasing,
If you can't come up wit some hot shit the goverment will be seizing;
And it wont be Punk'd, this is the real butcher,
In the back of the cop car...... lookin for Ashton Kutcher;
You wont be bailed out of this one, u get at least ten,
years over ur head, beatin ya dick w/ other men.


next rapper: WC (of the west side connection or mad circle days)

Edit: Changed rapper, the other had been done...
~Bounce~

So WC thinks he's "king of the hill"//
but my gat will make a nigga stand still//
look son I hate you mothafucka//
I'm steady wipin' my ass wit ur album cover//
we know that mack 10's ur lover and ur brother//
think ur thuging wit ur nappy ass beard//
cypress hill know ice cube was the only one they feared//

I wana see someone diss these bitches Biggie and 2-pac.
:shoot: die bitches

(Event though its obvious that im a huge 2pac fan ill write a diss to 2pac)

2Pac, You such an feminine little bitch!
Write love songs and talk like you got a clit
Brendas got a baby, you do too!
you fucked biggie! or did biggie fuck you?
how come on every album you wear a frown?
I thought you'd be happy... you said you get around
is biggies tits not big enough for you in bed?
i'd kill you, but your bitch ass is already dead.

...yeah... uh next rapper: Slick Rick

Ayo,
Slick Rick???????

Slick rick spits like a bitch straight from the streets
Sike!!! Guy needs a ladder juss to climb and beat me in the knees
Bitch Please....He's so unknown newbs can feel him wit fear
Saw how he declined, overtime and I almost shed a tear
Rear view, hear you and he comes to the rescue
Next person to own him lyrically, is hmmmmm......I guess you
So stressin', testin', and messin wit him is not done
Guy's so low, he blows, and he claims he does that for fun

Next rapper is Will Smith

Will Smith Diss
 

For a starter will smith is in the same company as aaron carter
you would think he was smarter but came off as a rap martyr
remember that song, boom shake the room back in the days
put fuckers in a daze, but me i raised my torch and set the album ablaze
he has ways of confusing people like a maze
he doesnt smoke j's, drink 40's or curse
but because of this every verse of his gets worse
Will Smith is the Michael Flatley of Rap
so ima setup a booby trap and hopefully his goofy ass will get snapped

Next: Bizzy Bone

no body understand ya quick rap but look stupid in r&b
its you who infect eazy e wit HIV/(R.I.P)
weed and extacy made ya whole career fucked up
you and flesh should hook up and get locked up/
mr schizoprenic but ya whole game is pathetic
we need medic this bitch act like epileptic/
mo thugs dont need alcoholic so they trash you
your just a "thug cryin" coz bone just leave you/

r&b coz bizzy bone is singin in his track "Jesus"

next rapper:milkbone

Method Man/ Please Don't Get Caught W/o A Weapon Fam
Wutdafuk Happened To Wu Tang?? They Should Get You Slain
Who's To Blame
U Hot But I'm Hotter, Like Blue Flames
Ya Whole Crew Lame, I'd Stomp Ya Face But I Don't Want My Shoes Stained
I Get U Put In A Rectangular Box
Just For Birthing You, I Should Strangle Ya Pops

Next rapper: Ice Cube

What happened dawg, nuthin gangsta bout you no mo
now ya doin goofy ass movies, you used ta be hardcore
I used ta bump ya shit
Now I dun remember how ya spit
You started that gangsta shit
And this is the thanks We get?

Twista

Jamie Fox n Twista made a song on Kanye's nutz,
they all R&B, an they all sound gay, all take it in the butt;
I cain't undastand Twista'z dumbass anyway,
he soundz like Krayzie Bone an looks like Freeway;
He wants some Marvin Gaye, some Lutha Vandross,
at the end of the day...Twista'z still gonna flop.......Ohhhhh,ohh,ohhh.

Next Rapper: Aesop Rock
~Bounce~

fucka f-a..b-o..l-o...u-s

i'm fluent wit magic-use to leave this cat-abbused... what's my wrath's-excuse?/
why have one when he gon name himself after an adjective only faggots-use??/
yeah he's a fag-n'-proof lies in he's usin his tongue to cut sacks-in-two/
stabbin-dudes wit a dick leavin asses black-n-blue...fuck j lo and ben... couple of the year? fab-n'-clue!/
and if he was seein another-man it would prolly put him in a stutter-jam/
and his next 10 tracks would be full of d d d d d d dudda dudda-damn!/

*the edit*
... lol I didn't see there was someone i was already supposed to talk about.. since i wasted 8 minutes on these lines i don't feel like deleting them so the next person do aesop rock...i'll jump back in order after a couple people spit

Aesops fable imitate listenin to this punk
Cause the moral of the story is..turn that shit off
Kid aint hardcore, he can't rip and bust shit
Dude you've lived a long life, now please god just quit
I've heard so many better rappers then you dude
And all of them, good or bad, could easily school you

Next- Big Boi

I like da waaaay you lose.... du du du du!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now i'm doing pop-a-wheelies on Big Boi face
another cat and mouse looking for a chase
Big Boi will get something to remember me by
when "Big Bitch" signature bullets come fly :shoot:
feel so sorry for the typical thug...a typical scrub
nigga don't even give any drugs....a puff or what
especially now dat you keep reppin outkast
you mad cause some niggas swing da bigger bat(dick)
it's good Big Boi changed his name to Outclassed
fuck you still wearing diapers and getting a rash
Big Boi a man with a Big fear, coward indeed
everyday I fuck you up like i'm Jake Steed(porn star)

I like da waaaay you lose........ du du du du!!!!!!!!

next rapper: Lil' Jon

Lil Jon Always Yellin WHAT!!! Like A Idiotic Paranoid Beast\\
Like Tupac I Will Take This Jon Make Him Deceased\\
I make Him Turn Spin Take A FLip\\
He He Claims TO be Hard Like His SHIT\\
Fake Platinum Teeth He Used Gum Wrappers\\
SO I Take THis Itch Like Jock Strappers\\

Next Rapper:Jay-Z

Jay-Z can I get a fuck you.....oh oh!!!!!!!! :thefinger

I always overlook and pass your album cover
saying,"Damn dats a pretty ugly motherfucker"
lookin like a gorilla with dick lips in a black suit
no respect for you man need to take da boot
a pussy dat couldn't get any to begin rappin bout some
nigga I see you on T.V.,"A hoe i'm scared to fuck one"
steppin down south is my rap class and take a seat
lyrically I can't help you and God says you too weak
finally you figured it's not good and retired
your ass stopped rackin dough and got fired
can I get a fuck you to you "Jay-Z" like I drilled yo mama :hump:
nigga please you ever wouldn't of killed me over drama
i'm out it's over don't have to even try an flip a fuckin bar
Jay-Z known da king of N.Y.C. pussies from here and a far

Jay-Z can I get a fuck you......... oh!!!!!! oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thefinger

next rapper: J-bo from Youngbloodz