Yo mama had so much acne...you could play connect the dots on her face.

You father hairline so recieted.....when he gets a shape up, the barber says turn around.
^^^ROOOOFFFFLLL!!!!

Yo mama so fat...she has three titties..the ones on her chest...then her chin.

/\/\ ur mom such a ho u could drive a plane into her pussy and she still wouldnt feel it.................. no beef nikkas

Your mom gets fucked in the ear

ur dicks that small???...............

ya moms pussy stinks so much i had to wear a gas mask......
*no wonder why saddam hid in the ground for 6 months*
i would of 2 but besides ur moms pussy there was no other hole i could fit in.....