i took my little 8 year old cousin to the farmer jack grocery store by my house..true story his name is jack..
my cousin likes piggy back rides and he jumped on my back and i said.."yo jack ...off now..damn.." and everybody just stairs at me and i realized i said jack-off..this old lady was about to shit her pants lol..aint that shit crazy

not that funny ^^^^^ but that guess shirt shit was............. one time my friend took my friends old crutches from wen he broke his leg....... and we brought a video camera with us......... and he would juss walk by people and fall down and see if they would help (wed video tape from across the street) and it was funny cuz these people would be like "OMG ARE U OKAY????" and then once he fell infront of a taxi in the middle of the street, and the taxi juss drove around him........ and he was lyin right in the middle of the one way street........... shit was hillarious....... and then one time i went over there with him........ and we both pretended like we were tryna get a taxi........ and then wen it came he tried to get in at the same time as me............ and then i knocked one of the crutches out of his hand so he fell and then while i was gettin in he smacked me with tthe other one and actually broke it in half......... and then we juss started laughin and got out the taxi, but he made us pay 2 dollars juss for hailin him over......... shit is bs............. yalll are prolly bored but it was one of the funniest things ever

you know whats funny? kids who think they are hard, talkin all kinds of shit like they are the best and they make loads of money, but work at wendy's,

^lol thats funny lol i dont hate vote thats why i votedf for you whore

umm...a smoked a cigarette instead of bamboo sticks:(

so if he voted for you, then the vote he dropped in our battle was honest..lmao..bambooooo is yummy...

do not drop my name anymore,nah, the only votes you get are D/R..dont get it twisted.........,YEY, :thumbup:

^lol stupid silly bitch i voted for him stupid

^i got over 5 pms dudes saying they cant vote and they dont know why they are on your blacklist fuck outta here bitch your blacklist is twice as long as mine and i had mine off for like 3 days cleared till i won in the phantom battle:gfy:

wow, so, you just admitted that you pm for votes...i knew it all along........

^damn you is a dumb silly bitch and your in school??!!i just said people pmed me asking why they cant vote they thought i had them blacklisted stupid come to find out you got half of r.v blacklisted and taklk shit about my list hypocritical bitch :gfy:

keep runnin your mouth,, you won't get far....pc, to this bullshit

twice tonight i lit my cigarette by tha filter......that pisses me off....

^^^lmao, shadow thats some funny shit...^^genius, i've been there man...shit sucks

at a table tennis stadium, i mocked some 17 to 18 yr old koreans(i was 12)...they were like "what bitch? take it outside!" i got scared and i told my friend, he stood up to them and he started mocking their language, and they chased us out of the stadium and onto the roads, we ran for a couple of minutes and managed to get away.....

a week after the koreans came back to the stadium with larger group, they walk up to us and held up a knife, "do you know what this is?" and we were like "where did you get those knife from?" cause he had a flash one, and eventually we got let go after being told to never appear in their face again......

it was scary, but at the same time funny :thumbup: