how did helen kellers parents punish her?

Reaaranged her furniture.



^ Theres som helen keller for ya.

lmao....and we have a winner...

keep them coming and if i hear another really good one ill give out another mil

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shit dude my joke was bout as funny as a retard in a room full of bouncy balls......lmao.........~1~ good shit wasnt it

*watches schema laugh at this one...



Ether was the best diss track ever.....

^lol...old school

yo heres one.......

Theres a cell phone settin on da table its one of da 4 men playin pool. Da phone rings da man picks it up and says hello hunnie da wife reply wit hello sweetie im at da mall and there dis leather jacket in here i want can i buy it he says how much is it she says 1,000 dollars he said sure hunnie and hangs up..........Da phone rings again its her again dis time she says hunnie im at da car lot and i see dis brand new car down here i really like can i buy it he ask how much she says 50,000 he says sure and hangs up for da second time........Da phone rings a 3rd time he answers and she said hunnie i hate to bother u but i was lookin in da AD and there a house for sale she says can we buy it he says how much she says 150,000 and he says sure i guess and hangs up and then walks over to da otha men and says whos cell phone is dat on da table...............lmao.........~1~ fucked up and funny as hell

is your refridgerator runnin?

cuz if it iz it prolly runs like you.....VERY homosexually :evil:

At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from
the class, and she discovered little Johnny with a cat up his
pants. She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"

Little Johnny started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear
the mailman tell my mommy, "I'm gonna eat your pussy today!"

^LOL nasty............^

i got one u got to answer da question to get da da funny part...............Did u used to blow bubbles when u was a kid?

50cent>Rakim.

Bubba Died in a Fire

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"






*snickers*

Camoflauge Clothing

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."

"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.

"Get my brown pants."

OHHHHHHH SHIT LMFAO LOLOLOL

^lmao hahahaaha