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i win at everything.
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lmao nice... not funny but nice :thefinger |
uppin..............
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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today"...."For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen." |
lmao^^ pretty good but check dis
a farmer meets these 3 homeless men on his way home from the market and asks them if they want jobs working with him in the fields. they say yeah and go home with him. when they get to his house he tells them, "there's only two rooms in the house.my room and my daughter's room. she's 20.if i catch any of you touching her i'll kill you." so the next morning he wakes up and finds them in her room fuckin her. Since he really needs help with his harvesting he says he's not going to kill them but he's gonna make them take a hundred pieces of one kind of fruit and have them shove it up their ass. the first guy takes 100 cherries and shoves them up his ass. the second guy takes 100 strawberries and shoves them up his ass. then he starts laughing the farmer says,"what are you laughing at?" the second guy points out in the field and says "dumbass is out there picking watermelons!" |
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?..... A Michael Jackson slumber party. |
uppin for any last min. jokes
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am i still wining?
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sorry for the delay on this but the winner is carson jet.. made me laugh the hardest so i will need your bank account #
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Here's one.
A little boy notice's a man with a abnormally small head. So the boy walk's up to the man & say's "Mister, why do you have a small head?". The man reply's, "Well, I was out fishing on the bank, when I thought I'd caught a shark. Because it was so strong, but eventually I pulled it up. Turned out to be a Mermaid, the Mermaid granted me one wish, just one... So I just asked her... How about a lil' head?".. |
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Damn, how about this... the fags were already in C.A.L.I. packin his shit |
SUCK MY BLACK DICK......for free
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^^ sorry, i dont get it
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What's there not to get?
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i dont get the joke in this... is that supposed to be funny? |
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